and fucking dying
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guess I'm gonna die virgin, alone and ugly.
I die the first fifteen minutes into the game I appear in. And when i finally return my friends are level 50 and I am level worthless and lacking techs. Unless you own the GBA or PS1 ports, and who the fuck has those? Fuck you guys.
rainfishlove:Heute habe ich mit Genuß die Fotze ausgeleckt, dann mein Schwanz in die Fotze gesteckt und schön gefickt. Today I licked with pleasure the pussy, then stuck my dick in the pussy and fucked nicely. Den Dildo in die Fotze gesteckt, mit dem
hentai-ass: deductionhunters: bvsedjesus: chaystar: “we’re gonna fucking die” aint he a water type tho lol “y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch” Why do you think its fucking smiling…?
thedarklordluci: wecallthem-miracles: cameryncats: vaeugly: stupid-face-karen: dikhead: this would sort of explain déjà vu well fuck do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we “die” at the end, and after “dying”
P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most remote part of planet earth. He had been there for the past 6 months, doing what he loved, but doing it away from the people he loved. He was researching penguins, the famously monogamous specie
cookie-waffle: my-beautiful-thief: 7eggs: ruby-white-rabbit: tiredstarks: acetonystark: ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTH
I finished the first season of Magi and honestly I would die for Morgiana
deductionhunters: bvsedjesus: chaystar: “we’re gonna fucking die” aint he a water type tho lol “y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch”
orgyganic: deadguy95: orgyganic: the mechanic came over to fix my broken stereo and he died while fixing it and i still had to pay for him being there and its not even fixed what the fuck he died???? wait i forgot to say this is the sims 3 but even
loopyleprechaun: I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed
brbjellyfishing: saitamas-hoodie: jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die i want to die 4 years and no answers
Y’all are fucking desperate on this site to make me hate horses aren’t you? the fuckers have finger legs and die from eating and newborn foals have fucked up hooves that are super trypophobia or whatever it is!! WHAT THE SHIT
hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the
aokagaisball-and-ballislife: (Since I combined all these, have a dirty, smutty aokaga filled drabble. NSFW as fuck ahead.)It was rare that Aomine woke up before his boyfriend, the blue haired boy preferred to sleep until he absolutely had to get up,
i just rolled out of bed and i have to go to work and i want to die so badly someone please come and fucking kill me please. just sneak into my house and cut my throat. i want to die. coffee can’t fix this what’s happening.
korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
where to take the signs on a date
putin-the-fabulous: thatroxxiegirl: livedbody: capaldicious:johnskylar:jenniferrpovey:ophiliae:cookiemonstahz:adventuresinlearning:and we are still fighting over minimum wageAnd america tries to act so high and mighty. America needs to sit down and
angered-tanks: thelegendofkungjew: roboticbat: ok hear me out playing a healer is not actually bottoming for gamers, it’s definitely topping or at the very least power bottoming. You decide who lives and dies playing tank on the other hand, that’s
justachipontimesshoulder: This movie breaks my fucking heart
crockercorpjanecrocker: kitkat808: starkspangly: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class what the fuck death and dying classs
dies-first: What happens of Koujaku came back during the Morphine Aoba phase?
i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.
smexynosebleedinghippo-koujaku: dies-first: dies-first: lil-red13 and I were talking about ships and she and her creative ass self came up with this sweet thang
infinite-atmosphere: Look at this game interaction here for Soldier and Reaper. It’s so cute. I’m dying. LMAO.
i died 12 times during this match bc no one wanted to get the tracer and 2 genjis off my back…… and they all had the gall to ask for heals….. meanwhile or zen wasn’t even using his harmony orb :|
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
littlejuicyvert: staff: we warned you about that anime shit and we warned y'all about child porn Have that same energy when this site die by 2019Q2
queengeek-kittyfeet: 99revolutions: toastdurr: lotoflivingtodo: typac: no thank you GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT http://flappy2048.com/ god is dead and we fucking killed him BECCA I AM GUNNA FUCKING BURY MYSELF AND INHALE DIRT TIL I FUCKING DIE
inquisiitor: Love must be vaster than my smiles or touchfor brave men died and empires rose and fellfor love, girls follow boys to foreign landsand men have followed women into hell — dark sonnet, neil gaiman (x) (x)
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
nationalparkcryptid: bel66699: metaldinleyenpic0: half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die i wanna fuck and then die cicadas the lot of you
freudian-slipped: if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out. if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies. and that is an abusive relationship.
I am a sick and sad human being. I do not deserve anything good. I should die. I deserve to die. I want to die. I want to so badly, but still I stand here existing through time and space unable to. I need another being to love me despite all this, but
Did I just go to read one of my favourite books and realise I can’t because it makes me think of my first best friend who died in January?Yeah. That happened.
WHEN A COCKOROACH CRAWLS OVER YOU IN YOUR BED AND YOU FUCKING FREAK OUT AND THEN WEHN YOU SMUSH IT IN A TISSUE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES AND OPEN IT AND THE MOTHERFUCKER AINT DEAD AND YOU SCREAM BLODDY FUCKING MURDER. yeah, i hate that too.
Live and Die
heterosexualfaggot69: simsgonewrong: so my dishwasher is broken and every time some one to fix it they die electrocuted……so far 3 people have died CRAP IDK IM SO SORRY BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL FOR A SECOND AND I BECAME HELLA SCARED AND FUCK
proudblackconservative: garbagefingers: geodude: I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE Didn’t even unmute and I died Oh man I knew it was coming but it came at the moment I didn’t quite expect it and I died.
anothersadist:if you really think about it… we were born to do two things: fuck and die
snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii replied to your post:OMFG “RUBY HAS HER FIRST PERIOD” I’M FUCKING DYING I MISSED THIS? GOD DAMN IT, I WOULD HAVE DIED I AM DYING I AM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD OK BUT JUST THINK ABOUT HER HAVEING IT AT BEACON
jen-iii: snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii replied to your post:OMFG “RUBY HAS HER FIRST PERIOD” I’M FUCKING DYING I MISSED THIS? GOD DAMN IT, I WOULD HAVE DIED I AM DYING I AM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD OK BUT JUST THINK ABOUT HER HAVEING IT
awesometotaltreble replied to your post:snow-white-and-little-red replied to your… Excuuuse me, princess.
love-takes-work: Steven creates themed donuts based on his Gem family AND GARNET’S IS A HEART OH MY GOD —From the Steven Universe 2016 Special comic #1
Does anyone else feel like…fucking indestructible when they’re playing Symmetra?? because my ass will be running straight into the thick of everything like my low hp is nothing because all thats running thru my mind is:MELT THEM!!! MELT THEEEMMM!!!
tsonishepard: My favourite glitches from this DLC, the vanguard charge-and-die was a by far the most ridiculous one I’ve ever experienced. CRYING
Die and fucking love me
![jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec50e6ea7b7d9d0d8b7e267bf5655923/8fcf32089a305435-63/s512x512u_c1/7632c5d5dac8344112002a10e6959f2fe603d10f.png)
