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playkiller7: jetpack-jenny: puublack: letitdie: letitdie: what’s the origin of the “This post can be reblogged by anyone”? don’t know what dd/lg blogs are. Dd/LG blogs are awesomeJust adults having fun and liking cute things you’re
targuzzler: targuzzler: remember the part in neverending story when the horse fucking dies of sadness and its the most depressing shit ok 1. thats super fucked up 2. thats really really funny
//SCREECHES LIKE A DYING WOMBATLOOK AT THESE CUTIE PIES I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE CON OH MY GOD OH MY GOOODDDDDDDor maybe it was good that i didn’t see u bc i probably would’ve like kidnapped you
drtanner-sfw: trickandmagic: I’M FUCKING DYING SOMEONE FUCKING PUT ALL OF SPACE ODDITY THROUGH THE TEXT TO SPEECH ON MOONBASE ALPHA JUST LISTEN YOU WON’T BE SORRY I FEEL AS THOUGH SOME GREAT AND TERRIBLE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED BY THIS
want-2-watch-and-be-watched: Oh my! Where to start with this one? It has a little bit of everything I love. Being caught and watched by another couple and fucking in front of an open window while being on the phone!!! I could die a happy man if this
me and this guy were fucking in the bathroom and he grabbed the towel rack when he started really going in and it broke off the wall lmao
madamebunbun: do you ever think about how super fucked up danny phantom is a 14-year-old boy fucking dies in a tragic lab accident, but the accident happens halfway into an alternate dimension, so he is both killed (in one dimension) and not killed
It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.
Why the fuck is tumblr giving me local conservative ads about defeating woke liberals and stopping critical race theory from being taught in schools? @staff or whoever responsible what the fuck!!!
Don't you understand that this story never really ends? We'll love like it's the last moment on earth and we'll scream, because we want to know that we were heard, but every story gets a sequel and every word will have another and every hero will die,
Writing Eren/Armin fic, because if I can’t have a reality that people are trans* and brainsick and have successful friendship then I’m going to write fictional ones that do.
I just read a series of fics in which Maeve didn’t die and Reid was explicitly autistic and she was neuroatypical and THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN EVEN MORE PERFECT IS IF REID WAS TRANS.
slipstreamborne: The people of this town died all the same, and you fed them their death.
I got so fucking pissed with my shitty runed Shannon that I shoved her the desp set and YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING DIE TO THE CRYSTALS AGAIN FFS.
whataboutthemenses: sweetestpiglet: youareuglylikeme: curiouskitty: verycunninglinguist: whatlikeitshard: jukeboxgraduate: yerawizardmary: yerawizardmary: Dying right now. I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
fizzy-dog: “artists dont work for the love of art anymore, they just rely on commissions and patrons” this is how art has literally always been the fucking sistine chapel is commissioned fanart of the bible
travelingmindreader: {whispers “golden sun/hunger games au where felix wins by watching everyone kill everybody else off and killing whoever killed jenna bc fuck u that was his baby sister and ivan dies in isaac’s arms and isaac sobs like a baby
self-shadowing-prey: Black Wing - Black Wing I come in last or I never come in Why won’t anyone do something ‘Cause I’m fucking dying And it’s alright I’d rather sleep I am empty and I won’t fight Carry me out and bury my mouth Fill it
kingfolly: if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario
oed1pusrex: westbor0baptistchurch: bayofpigs: westbor0baptistchurch: im bored you are really fucking ugly and you die a lonely virgin you fat gay faggot wow that was smooth as fuck wow everyone on this website is so smooth
Holy. Fuck. I just hit 500 followers. YOU HEARD ME! 500 FOLLOWERS! Yeah, I don’t know how, but you wonderful, awesome, and sexy people feel to follow this completely unworthy blog. Welcome! I’m so scattered all over the place
cokelineforjesus:I don’t agree with 16&17 mainly bc I hate feet and that would be fucking hilarious.
leonettaisas: i fucking die and cry at the same time it is so fucking funny :‘D
lynneir: I COULDN’T RESIST. EVEN IN CHINESE. OMG. OMG. OMG I’M FUCKING DYING. YISUS. I NEED YISUS. I FUCKING NEED YISUS. AND HELP. GOD BLESS OLD XIAN
jacquelynkelly: peenyrise-the-dancing-clown: my friend showed me this and i fucking DIED im fucking crying this is hilarious
So, I had this curious dream last night, where there was a Survivors-style virus outbreak, and most of the world’s population had died, but legoshoes@ leg azachontitanAda captainjaneways-bitchcap phurlz@ph and boneralchemist@b all survived, and
garbagefingers: geodude: I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE Didn’t even unmute and I died
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP being teachers at a middle/high school. They’re really good friends (with the occasional not-so-subtle flirting) and their students see potential of the them being a thing. Their students drop hints every now and then
cynnchestra: Nintendo just makes my heart smile I mean I know it’s probably just great marketing but everything they do seems so genuine and it looks like they really love what they do and it’s no wonder everyone loves them
can we just skip spring, summer, and autumn and just go straight back to winter. thanks.
oh my god. oh mY GOD. sly leaning back after aoba cums, supporting herself with her elbows and spreading her legs wide, a hand coming down to spread her pussy with her middle and forefinger. “how’s about my turn a~o~ba~?” save my soul.
anarchicgalaxy: HAJIME-NII NO NOPE AND LITTLE GINTOKI THIS FUCKING OPENING I SWEAR
blacksteelgajeel: novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse but rather than go on some journey
I stood in line for 90 fucking minutes with back pain and a dying cell phone battery just so I could write in Chuck Norris for president. Because fuck this election year.
jensenacklesruinedmylife: #wHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE???!!?/ #I LOVE IT SO MUCH #SAM LITERALLY JUST #CLOSES HIS EYES #AND //BREATHES// #AND THEY DIE #LIKE FUCK MAN #MARK ME DOWN AS SCARED AND HORNY
socialjusticekoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: Cops who shot 12-year-old boy in the stomach watched him lie in agony and gave NO first aid before he died hours later Tamir Rice was shot by rookie officer Timothy Loehmann, 26, after a 911 caller said he
scromit: kinda fucked up that i happened to be born in the one fucking era of history since the dawn of mankind that i cant just swing a sword around in the mud for a few years and then die
hellotheresweetpea: hellotheresweetpea: mY SISTER JUST GOT IN A TWITTER ARGUMENT WITH KELLIN QUINN AND ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS OMFG HAHAHAHA UPDATE: I AM STILL FUCKING DYING
xrayeyesblue: alexamindslave: fakeboobsworld: Natalie Annhttp://fakeboobsworld.tumblr.com/archive “i will beat you until your freedom and ego die and your brain leaks out forever. and the fucking wonderful part is you actually WANT this, don’t
slaytanica: varg-fucking-vikernes: life-s—a-bitch: “You probably already know that I am suffering and what my problem is. But I don’t want to talk about it… I just want to keep making music ‘til the day I fucking die.” - Freddie to members
whitegirlsaintshit: shotquns: hot doctor game too strong i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.
sodomymcscurvylegs: ceallaig1: wessasaurus-rex: sullibration: favorite ones It’s all so very true Everyone who has ever worked in the service sector will get all of these Fucking died at the alarm and scrapbook of hate ones! Oh my fuck!
sex-in-the-family: txt: since dad left us son, my sexual life has died, and now you’re basically the man of the house so come and fuck your mom and sister!x
prettyboyshyflizzy: raggedick: princessalbita: fort-of-violets: kitkatminho: my-ships-need-to-sail: garbagefingers: geodude: I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE Didn’t even unmute and I died I TOTALLY WAS NOT EXPECTING
farronscares:do you ever think about how super fucked up danny phantom is a 14-year-old boy fucking dies in a tragic lab accident, but the accident happens halfway into an alternate dimension, so he is both killed (in one dimension) and not killed (in
soulwing3: propertyofseverustsnape: khaleesipotter: SOMEBODY ON MY FUCKING FACEBOOK TOOK THIS PHOTO ON A BUS OVER A GIRLS SHOULDER AND SHE WAS READING HARRY POTTER FANFICTION. I’M FUCKING DYING. Bravo…. Lets just take a moment to appreciate the
thebigspikey: pondwitch: i wish more people knew about delta’s recent efforts to end furphobia in the workplace his fucking paws are too big for the switches and buttons we’re all gonna fucking die
gonna go biking and get muddy as possible because im ina terrible mood and that usually cheers me up see you all later and fuck all the people who hate me right now go die in a pit thenk you adios
party-girl-pervert: yoursissygirl: shekneelsbeforeme: Pet receives a good fucking. And afterwards she will have to earn it. thats just ..to fucking die for!!! I want this like right now
mekaneko: jcuethetroubadour: The burn from this is so real I almost feel bad for her…ALMOST!…SUFFER! It’s sad cause it’s true , is so difficult to get money these days and is gonna get worst
autieblesam: lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
montesque-barklay: I WAS JUST THERE THIS IS ON VENICE BEACH IN CALIFORNIA I FUCKING DIED OF HAPPINESS AND CRIED OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
kamikaze-kumquat: happifying-things: pounce! THAT IS THE SMALLEST, TINIEST BUTT WIGGLE I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN, AND I AM FUCKING DYING. I AM DONE. MURDERED BY A TINY WIGGLY FLUFF BUTT!
