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fastest-thing: I love e3, it’s that one time of year where I can see a bunch of video game trailers, nice gifsets, people’s thoughts on games, and new memes spouting out every day. simply the best.
dyrus: Thought you’d might enjoy this.what in the world
bangedbysatan: mostlyjudson: bangedbysatan: Tumblr would enjoy this I thought this is so ridiculous lol. Two totally different personalities lmao
captainanaugi: thought I’d doodle shantae again
drunkenfangschrecke: liamsdavis: @drunkenfangschrecke I thought you would appreciate this XD this junkrat is me on so manny lvls (also Mccree, i would name my hat too broh)
the-thought-emporium-imperial: k64corruptions: k64corruptions: Holy shit Let me explain why I posted this video. This video is currently THE fastest speedrun of Super Mario 64 by a margin of 39 seconds. It differs from a regular 0 Star run (normally
chriscappuccino: thebestoftumbling: saint bernard puppy chasing a gopro When I first saw GoPros in the stores, I thought, “What the hell would anyone need that for?” Now I see.
rotking: minecraftcactus: weloveshortvideos: when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN ADULT MAN. no it’s the sea pancake
surprisebitch: 12-g: tacticaltvrtlenecks: Interesting Never thought about it this way before. finally it all makes sense
spiderkiss: the-future-now: Tesla shows that a future with self-renewing power grids is closer than we thought (x) | follow @the-future-now
thefallenstarchild: //I know tattoos should generally be earned through life suggestions and experiences but I thought this one neat to fit Soroka :3 // oh I love these! I definitely want to incorporate these on her palms.
dirtyduckdraw: Thought you’d all get a kick out of this.
just-shower-thoughts: Having a period on Valentine’s day must be a pain in the ass.
suzie-guru: the-blog-of-burnstein: hillaryisaboss: History repeats. This isn’t even the HALF OF IT. Hitler, like Trump, was considered to be a total joke at first, and was thought to be unable to do any of his crazy policy initiatives. Both won their
tallsa: Someone: “why don’t you play Overwatch anymore? I thought you love that game!” Me:
llawlietofficial: i just thought i’d leave this tweet here
nflstreet: Me: hey Texan: pardon? Me: (oh shit)…howdy Texan: oh, howdy pardner! thought you was a yank for a second
universalbolderdash:Please send this video to any art thieves. I thought this would get the message across.
the-thought-emporium-imperial: fini-mun: sirartwork: reblog for noises “I wonder how this baby sounds” “Ah. Like a mix between an electronic device on the fritz and what I imagine a baby raptor sounds like. Got it!” I see, so it speaks fluent
just-shower-thoughts: Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.
korolevcross: magnechamp: korolevcross: popinloopy: just-shower-thoughts: An infinite number of ũ bills and an infinite number of ฤ bills would be worth the same they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much
pixeltheleopardgecko: the-stray-liger: thecornfedmusclepup: True I misread the post and I thought the therapist was offering a nice tarantula pet friend so the person wouldn’t feel alone anymore You can’t tell me that isn’t what this means. I
panic-at-the-bilbo: I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
thackerybiinx: I saw this on Twitter and thought tumblr needed to see this.
momfricker: nogirlfriend: whitehoe: nogirlfriend: Im in iowa right now ask me anything any milfs This AMA is now closed. Thank you so much for your thought provoking and interesting questions Answer the question
lawlu: just-shower-thoughts: The bigger your shoes, the bigger your dick, the bigger the car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.
jojo56830: ʸᵒᵘᵗᵘᵇᵉso with the announcement of metroid prime 4, I bumped this project up to the top of my to do list. I saw this clip from Rick & Morty on yt a long time back and instantly thought of Samus. and the 2 passengers are filled
chinaglaze: girl: *speaks at length about a subject in a way that indicates that she is thoughtful and incisive and passionate* boy, 45 minutes later: thats dope
bigbossdidnothingwrong083: auntiemadders: bigbossdidnothingwrong083: bigbossdidnothingwrong083: When you’re having a good time and the intrusive thoughts hit you. @auntiemadders Thank you.
plasticiv: 1am thoughts
applefatdotgov: mr-shironeko: Never forget. I feel obligated to reblog this. it’s funny but also a really interesting thought and i don’t know why.
sullengirlalmlghty: zecretary: kaleighbytheway: just-shower-thoughts: As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise When my parents were
l-nobby-l: l-nobby-l: shoutout to all my followers in ohio I’m not in ohio or anything, I just thought you could use some extra positivity because you have to live in fucking ohio
equagga: kaijutegu: I saw this picture on my facebook feed and thought of you preparing for the skeleton war. I can’t risk anymore problems in vertebrate taxonony
gentlemanbones: higashikatajoshuu: advanced-procrastination: just-shower-thoughts: I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed If I recall, they did used
3drod: This is Mondo. My girlfriend named our corgi after a Suda 51 character, I thought it was appropriate. Killer is Dead will be slick. bye.
art-of-thomas-elliott: Always thought Reinhardt’s armour design would really lend itself to a 40k style artwork. Heres a picture taking inspiration from the black and white artworks of Adrian Smith
verylilpimpin: metal-socks: tachikoma: Drinking a burger I always thought that burger looked hella good.
dadpat-tactual: gunnyryan: just-shower-thoughts: Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs. Who the fuck wrote this
manic-gothic-octopi: traps-aregay: punished-rainy-days: I thought he was going to clip her wings so she couldn’t escape No we out here respecting small women Not everyone is as broken as you rainy.
skazuhira: twataburger: skazuhira: Big Boss: *scarfs down an entire lizard* hrrhrghrgh half the cast of MGS: hooooo boy i can’t not fuck him I thought this was talking about pawn stars for a sec Here we have it folks the best addition to this
justnoodlefishthings: justnoodlefishthings:one movie trope i definitely am glad we grew out of was the weird focus in on the character’s face while we were forced to hear their inner dialouge of thoughts you know what? that’s absolutely fair
spartanlocke: everyone: you are the traveler’s chosen one…the one destined to save humanity from the darkness…the slayer of gods…. the guardian, at 10% health from repeatedly falling off a cliff trying to get something they thought they saw
mcsiggy: mcsiggy: when u draw something you thought you’d fuck up on but it turns out a lot nicer than expected this is a positive post, do not be negative and tell yourself you can draw and you will get better as time goes on!!!
brbgensokyo: just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries. RUN BY CUNTS
lewdvirgo: If you’ve ever thought about owning my Snapchat, here’s a chance to get it FREE! Normally a value of ฟ USD for a regular monthly membership! Screenshots ALLOWED!
megalesbian6000: meladoodle: There was a puppy petting session at uni today and I thought that meant there would be real puppies…. im so sorry
