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safetyrepublic: Just thought I should share this
steelheartellie: tumblelog-user: because babies don’t have object permanence, that baby believes those balls are being destroyed from existence and created before his very eyes. if you thought that too, you’d likely have a similar reaction lol
taylorswift: incrediblethangs: thistaylorswiftsituation: Taylor’s been on tumblr for four months and we still have not gotten any kind of acknowledgement or explanation of this gif: WELL I DEMAND ANSWERS. ellens yelling voice “TAYLOR” Thought
team-lads-in-the-tardis: actualagentwashingtub: Can we talk about this for a second? These 5 grown ass men that play video games for a living see this scene with domestic violence and they openly said things against it. And I thought it was so great
theroguefeminist: gooberascendant: gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was
neilcicierega: I found this awesome JEDI JOURNAL at a flea market. Thought I’d share some scans of its glory. On some of the pages, the author practiced his cursive signature. So I looked up his name, found a match, and this happened:
kongoupak: my mom thought I put Japan as my first requested duty station because I like real Japanese girls
fullmetaldokis: softgrass: when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything
tsunderrated: artemuscain-gamingandbs: lewild: huffingtonpost: Man Successfully Controls 2 Prosthetic Arms With Just His Thoughts Les Baugh is the first bilateral shoulder-level amputee to wear two Modular Prosthetic Limbs at once, according to the
sjsnyls: I sincerely thought that was his willy
tehrisa: this episode was wild from start to finish i legit thought it was a dick in a box
jail: one time in elementary school i got this girl suspended because i heard someone say the word douchebag and i thought it was a fun thing to say so in science i was sitting next to this girl who was being a total bitch and i told her that i was going
dicktacos4dami:1forsummons:I thought something looked odd about this when it game up on my dash and I took a closer look for scientific purposes.#an informative diagram on the titty windmill attack#this is a difficult but formidable move that can be used
lost-in-hammerspace:just-shower-thoughts:If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question
crowley-for-king:just-shower-thoughts:In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
haveyoubeentobahia:fire-blast-pegasus:pyxis-nautica: stonecoldstunning: I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR
xenotran: djapavlak: xenotran: huffingtonpost: Man Successfully Controls 2 Prosthetic Arms With Just His Thoughts Les Baugh is the first bilateral shoulder-level amputee to wear two Modular Prosthetic Limbs at once, according to the researchers.
ya-ssui: fenrirslittlesister:neopuff:theres not as many issues of ttg with awkward art as i thought there were!! that’s nice to know. but these still exist, so theres that… what are you talking about carro. these are gold.date face
vardpup: 3lixar: i honestly thought there was nothing wrong at first so i kept scrolling
kushandwizdom: lindsaylovesbacon: surprisebitch:i thought this was gonna be uplifting and inspiring. i hate this so muchJEEZ LOL
disgustednoise: s-wit: s-wit: what a high elf’s favourite key on the keyboard? Alt I thought they like ‘ctrl’ as in controlling us NORDS- the FREE people of SKYRIM and denying us TALOS- TALOS THE GREAT! TALOS THE MIGHTY! TALOS THE UNASSAILABLE!
clueboob: hauntedpastry: have-courage-be-kind: I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT clueboob as a parent. (I thought maybe you needed a giggle.. so here’s trying. <3 ) what a dumbass
leinabby808: anus: the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up deep thoughts from an anus
whitneychantalle:the-fittest-feminist: thestormscrolls: no way in hell am i passing this up a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance. not taking
clueboob: crystal-flash: clueboob: crystal-flash: clueboob: crystal-flash replied to your photo: “MF RN”:GO TO BED #fluffy pls#no need to shout for me to feel your love and concern Sssssshhhh bed now. sweet thoughts, comfy blankets. imagine
ya-ssui: Tbh I really thought the minions were nice and cute at first until my mom always get minion stuff on her facebook and replays videos on loud speaker many times over and shares it to the family and my nephew keeps singing the banana song over
akiraita: terence-darby: If there has ever been a man who deserved to be punched in the face, it’s Joseph Joestar. this old bastard’s just been brought back to life and his first thought is literally “man i should pull this SICK NASTY PRANK on
urainiumbombs: ohheytayla: ewitsgeo: alexandertalisker: jumpingpuddles: The Incredibles (2004) DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE… No wonder why she attacked him. I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT
inspirationalteenhetalia: mommy-queerest: ediddy21: caesarsaladin: viewoverdennistoun: queen-kirk: fivetail: robinpant: The Kickstarter Needs You Sorry to reblog from the source, but I thought the chain of comments was rather unnecessary. All
just-shower-thoughts: What if traffic is just a buffering system that the matrix uses to load our surroundings.
unclefather: donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs: Dog finds new favorite toy in the street. Taking it home ends up being harder than he thought. let him go home
izunalikestuna: wulfbana: Itachi’s thoughts during episode 85 Omg tru
clueboob: germ-man: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood I thought this was Gundam ZZ
illustratedconscience: megalesbian6000: meladoodle: There was a puppy petting session at uni today and I thought that meant there would be real puppies…. im so sorry this is the worst thing I have ever seen
enecoo: phantomvile: I never thought I could love a Mosquito so much ♥
lustfuldemoness:thesolestratego: “I thought I had to kill Toriel” “Unless you read plot spoilers you always go in treating it like any other RPG” “How was I supposed to know I didn’t have to kill them?”
percylyn: lustfuldemoness: thesolestratego: “I thought I had to kill Toriel” “Unless you read plot spoilers you always go in treating it like any other RPG” “How was I supposed to know I didn’t have to kill them?” “…or FIGHT until
im-not-here-to-fuck-spiders: just-shower-thoughts: The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf. I mean I can see why
just-shower-thoughts: Who’s the asshole that decided that one day it would be considered rude to repeatedly ask someone to pay you back the money they owe you?
thatsthat24: just-shower-thoughts: After this week, Back to the Future will take place entirely in the past oh no….
busterwolf:busterwolf:busterwolf:busterwolf:busterwolf:busterwolf:Honestly, early Shinkiro is the best Shinkiro. Oh wait I left one out. Never mind I left too many out. No wait— But wait there’s more u thought I was done
babybleu2: la-mancha-screwjob: wanderbymistake: This is my favourite video on the entire internet. Weird little alien karate-chop hands ^^^^^exactly was I thought watching this
U Thought I Was Feeling U?
*goes to post a opinion on something* WOAHHHH, WAIT A SECOND. WILL TUMBLR UNDERSTAND MY VIEW? nope. never mind *Hears the collective angst of all the 13 year olds* Hehe, thought ya get me didnt ya.
oliviafea: i spent all day drawing this 1am thought, hope u guys are happy
winterurie: truth-runs-wild: icelandic-stripper-boots: monkeysaysficus: muddled-thought: monkeysaysficus: What the ever loving fuck? Why do they sound like someone’s vehicle has a fucked ignition? Did someone flood these foxes engines? ^^^ exactly
kantn: nahel-argama: men-of-destiny: Toei Animation is easily the worst anime studio in existence right now i thought this was a deviantart pic at first frobo vs gobu
gem-power: squarepeglife: literal-ghost: journeyofthepoet: thebestoftumbling: When Leia Isn’t Home (x) This better not get cut out of the new movie. I saw the clarinet and thought “please be what I hope it is”.I was not disappointed. this
spxceoddity: the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey
realvivianjames: judgingeternity: mantis-cat: maggiekarp2: elam-teh-sic: Show creator: so here’s a witty, smart, well-thought character, with a rich background, complex past, and (s)he has lots of interesting quirks and skills… Tumblr: YEAH,
whenmoments:when bae says “hey i saw this and thought of you”
naps-and-tortillas: College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5
gay-armadillo: tatt00ine: ilikechildren–fried: jetpack-jenny: celticpyro: a-case-of-tragic-magic: just-shower-thoughts: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life #it would be nice to get my
the-thought-emporium-imperial: thirteenfunbreaker: this-is-tall-privilege: equestrianrepublican: theinturnetexplorer: The Beast! I’d like this vehicle. This would be one hell of a joyride… A five inch thick windshield? “You ever wanted
moonblossom: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance. I don’t know if this is true or..Like, having to pay for an
A thought that just occurred to me.
hentai—-master: What you thought Mei was going to be like What Mei is actually like
thackerybiinx: I saw this on Twitter and thought tumblr needed to see this.
nltm: nltm: dads are subtly drawn together, like stand users tell me, how many times have you walked down the street with your dad and encountered other dads that your dad knowsI thought so
dannythebudgie: So apparently someone has been watching me trying to learn the piano. I was practicing and she jumped down and at first I thought she was just going to bite at my hand - (she gets possessive over MY ipad) but instead she started playing…
