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newyorksjojo: qyzxf: Tomodachi Life You know, I thought the next must-have 3DS game would be Super Smash Bros. Boy, I sure was wrong!
apaigeuniverse: undeadsuits: veeking: so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“ i did it. it’s done. speaking of reversed Frozen gifs (imgur) you turned
thefuuuucomics: a sentence i thought i would never read in my life
voxaphone: lmaoalien: i am the human version of the first piece of bread when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.
letmebeyourtlc: zandalarian: niknak79: Baby going through tunnel probably thought his entire existence ended nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck
niceb0ng: surugakanbaru: notabrobro: tsugumiiseishirou: notabrobro: surugakanbaru: skyholic: surugakanbaru: I’d let Tsugumi eat my ass Tsugumi thinking about it You guys are weird someone didnt get their ass eaten Dude, I thought I had
redxyellow-original: My thoughts of Mega Man X have already been spoken by my favorite Grump
sixpenceee: So tumblr user coindication tagged me(sixpenceee) in a post about this game and thought I’d find it interesting. And boy did I. It’s really cool. You get to start your life over again from scratch and you make your own decisions and
a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts: xdroox: toinfinityandbeyonce: me on my way to steal your man “In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.” i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
africadave: lysssa1031: winnieeffingrocks: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) Imagine messing around with people with this thing.All those times you thought someone was calling your name.? Dude Not cool Thats cool
im-not-even-gomen: THIS LOOKS LIKE AN INFOMERCIAL GIF AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD HE’S JUST SO SHOCKED AND OFFENDED THAT THE GLASS FELL OVER LIKE “HOW COULD U GLASS I TRUSTED U I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL”
biblefag: i thought he was gonna get hit by a car omg
cybersity: i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
disembodiedangelfeet: acciobong: By “people,” I guess Neville thought Ron meant the Dark Lord. Go big or go home
captaingustin: i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes “mate the last thing I
coolator: piranhapunk: zubat: “I had a husky who was raised with cats, and thought she was fucking cat. She even sat like a cat, with her arms and legs tucked under herself.” ooooooh my god my heart BABY
mindpalce: mindpalce: huntereve18: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: mildly-intoxicated: my favourite picture on tumblr ever I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD Threety three Fourty four I have
eternalravendreamer: leonkuwatatata: do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS
gamefreakerzero: whoaitsjoe: IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN! E3 is about two weeks away! So let’s play some E3 Bingo! I had fun making these 2 years ago at 2012’s E3 (which btw got 1 bingo!), so I thought I’d make some more for 2014! Watch for any of
crash-mcbarason: tea-doodles: crash-mcbarason: tabularojo: crash-mcbarason: whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple” It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples
cyber-heroine: jolyneshepard: emperorirene: shepardtaichou: why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality That’s what they thought 50 years ago too. THERE ARE ROBOTS
knightof-hope: vanishedschism: theatretroubles: enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not Iambic….Do Not Accept… These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings
trendingly: Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.
ruinedchildhood: Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken
osamah: vaporheart-archive: Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They’re bombs. who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
turntable-thoughts: glittergooch: I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match we joke but this is an actual thing
aryastakres: quixoticideals: I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION hello revolution im dad
jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
tentacuddles: liaraurl: me: “I saw some anon compliment your boobs so I thought you were tumblr user tentacuddles” Pyralstrife: “omfg im laughing mostly bc you associate a tumblr user with boobs” well yeah of course have you seen Jay’s blog
analcresta: whatisthecat: ninthdoctorsbutt: jethrocane: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF I BOUGHT IT MONTHS AGO TRIED IT ONCE I THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLE IT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHER IT GOT ON EVERYTHING IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAY
teamfubar: ursorum: ursorum: i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.
theboyvvithoutasoul: being contacted by old friends who you thought forgot about you
himetimes: i thought my artist friends would appreciate this omfg
geek-studio: So I ordered some colour contacts for a cosplay and got a yellow cause I thought they’d look cool. I was thinking they’d be like a ‘teen wolf beta yellow’. But apparently I made a bad colour choice because they’re exactly the same
theother9tenths: july04th1776: the sunset was beautiful tonight OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FLAG PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO THE SKY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
phantomdoodler: baranchi replied to your post: phantomdoodler: okay I obviously forg… I’m impressed. I couldn’t have gotten so many. I never thought I was particularly good at geography until there was that “fill out the map” post boom….
thatsnothowitworks: chongotheartist: 100 daddies Not the turn I thought it was going to take.
cookienun: iraffiruse: Technology then and now at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn
optimuslump: Random thought: caboose said he had 17 sisters and no brothers That’s a ridiculous amount of sisters But what if he was talking about nuns What if caboose grew up in a orphanage run by nuns It would explain his obsession with Church
orima-kazooie: pizzaearboy: I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed. Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought
stuffman: People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
phantomdoodler: you know at first I was like “this is taking forever to read” but then I thought about how long it takes for baseball to happen in real life and I was like “yeah, this is 100x faster”
As a random thought...
jcb2k4: honestly and truly, dan ryckert is like if they turned an 8 year old into a 30 year old and let him loose on the world.., on one hand he’s full of child like enthusiasm, on the other he ate fucking egg shells because he thought thats what egg
je-suis-cocopuff: putuksstuff: agelessdream: theworangetraveler: bulbalang: Sums up pokemon world championships lol i was gonna complain over the all the “rule purists” (thought i DO hate Mega Kangaskhan) … but then i saw the last Pokemon…
jonasbrothers: I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared
puckish-thoughts: THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS
the-dragons-thoughts: Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile,
ignite-mylove-ignite: ligerscout: ligerscout: Ready for April fools day Gonna take it to school and eat it I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me. fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups
kineticpsychopathy: misterrockett: steveholtvstheuniverse: i thought the joke would get old and repetitive one minute in but no the entire fuckin thing is gold Spectacular. Perfect
pussy-pat: christel-thoughts: this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost ะ. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/ũ nuts…. do you know how much junk food
djscorpioncock: etheral-merkabah: blazepress: Love at first sight is dangerous. This is so cool. im gonna be honest here i didnt know this was a ‘love at first sight’ kind of photography set i thought it was an ad about body scent products and
lady-eve: I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing. Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever. But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not
solluxcaptorr: When you thought you got over an issue but you actually just repressed it
r18yosaflame: levels of friendship we’re mutuals we’ve talked 1.3 time i have your skype and i have almost never talked to you on it but i’ve thought about it
freddieboychilton: When someone you thought died in a show suddenly is back
oldmanspooky: timelordshavetwohearts: leupagus: sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs. I THOUGHT I WAS
kynen: Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.
