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There was just something about my nephew these days. I was supposed to be looking after him while his parents were out of town, but it was actually him who started to take care of me. He would make me breakfast and tell me to get lots of rest. Soon he
sisterlicious: And to think, our parents had actually apologized for making my sister and I share a room…
brothersisterfathermother: My big brother and I have a yearly vacation over the holidays to a secluded little cabin upstate. Our parents assume we just fuck around mostly, but they don’t know how much we actually fuck around.
dcnupe: the-black-gentleman: champagne-paradise: 90skiddsolotoowild: vsvptayty: bless Damn both of his parents gone. I couldn’t imagine omg. actually have tears in my eyes. congrats!! Keep on pushing and succeeding young man
racortesl: changemyw0rld: tooflytofall: prttyboiswagg: PARENTING: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT I would actually clean if my mom did this though. Es la mano ps. ahahahha Ya sé como hacer que mis futuros hijos imaginarios ordenen su pieza. xD
My theory is that Udo Kier’s parents actually planned for him to be some sort of super villain with a moon base or something but he just said “I think not” and became an actor.
brothersisterfathermother: Our parents are actually worried about our relationship because we seem distant with them around. How funny is that! We only act like that because my sister starts blushing like a beet whenever we talk.
actually-bianca: i love broken age credits so much My dorks.My OTP.And their dorky parents.
Parents are both knocked out asleep ( for now at least) and once my friend leaves I’m gonna get my Vanilla Coke, shower, and get all cozy an either watch gaming YouTube videos or play video games myself!!Finally get some actual alone time!!…but
mashallahsis: capacity: thiccthompson: 2amthought: capacity: hotprivilege: I would do this This is so smart #ref okay but what happens when y'alls parents actually meet or something and they not the same person in the picture tho My mom don’t
jackfrostapplesauce: shanellbklyn: nicolezai: canyourollblunts: nicolezai: kenyaosuna: A parents sacrifice. This killed me this actually made me tear up Reblogging again because this is so real. My heart… hey here are some more pics! “The
incestuous-creampie: My sister called out to me and I found her in our parents’ bed, mostly naked. She spread her legs and begged me to breed her there. I’d like to say I was strong and resisted temptation, but I actually fucked her fertile pussy
whitneywisconsin: My first Bdsm Pics , WhitneyWednesday is the perfect time to post them.I’m your little sister, our parents has always praised how close we were,they are unaware at how close we actually areEvery since we were teenagers we have made
oh-pobrecita: radladiesunite: escapethecult: Screen grabs and quotes from the documentary “My Transgender Summer Camp” feat. sexist parents who transed their two-year-old because he liked glitter. I guess if I’d been born ten years after my actual
jackfrostapplesauce:shanellbklyn: nicolezai: canyourollblunts: nicolezai: kenyaosuna: A parents sacrifice. This killed me this actually made me tear up Reblogging again because this is so real. My heart… hey here are some more pics! “The
yourplayersaidwhat: Druid (aka DM’s 8-year-old daughter): my druid’s name is Silver Wolf! She was raised by wolves. Her animal companion’s her sister, also named Silver Wolf. So are their parents. Actually, the whole pack is named Silver Wolf.
whatwecanfic: chocolatequeennk: akuyama: I wanna be rich just so I can buy my friends the presents they deserve I thought this said, “the parents they deserve,” and I’m a little upset that it actually made sense to me that way. But presents.
nahthatsnotveryraven: fun fact my cousin got her birth certificate when she applied for her first passport and found out she was actually 22, not 21 because her parents werent really sure and thought your birthdays started at 0, so on her first birthday
yeah-justjess: jackfrostapplesauce: shanellbklyn: nicolezai: canyourollblunts: nicolezai: kenyaosuna: A parents sacrifice. This killed me this actually made me tear up Reblogging again because this is so real. My heart… hey here are some
uas-art: The bar for good parenting in South Park was on the floor, Sharon. You couldn’t actually fail this, but you did.Unrelated, my boy best be alright…or I’ll cry. ;.;
jackfrostapplesauce:shanellbklyn:nicolezai: canyourollblunts: nicolezai: kenyaosuna: A parents sacrifice. This killed me this actually made me tear up Reblogging again because this is so real. My heart… hey here are some more pics! “The young
Dear Parents, this car is only about ů,000 ahem do i hear birthday present? haha uhhh i hope my brother is actually saving up to buy his car!
champagne-paradise: 90skiddsolotoowild: vsvptayty: bless Damn both of his parents gone. I couldn’t imagine omg. actually have tears in my eyes. congrats!!
tajaraelanier: champagne-paradise: 90skiddsolotoowild: vsvptayty: bless Damn both of his parents gone. I couldn’t imagine omg. actually have tears in my eyes. congrats!! This is beautiful; it’s both heartbreaking and heartwarming. xx
itsthelesbiana: champagne-paradise: 90skiddsolotoowild: vsvptayty: bless Damn both of his parents gone. I couldn’t imagine omg. actually have tears in my eyes. congrats!! Aww
angelic-agent-beyonce: honeyedukes: au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents? Sirius:
dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: My mother died when I was only a few months old. Wynne acted as my maternal figure throughout most of my teen years. I’ve grown to care about her like an actual parent, and because of this I can never finish reading
cummy4mommy: My big sisters boyfriend has no idea why we actually still live at home together. Our parents either lol
When I tell my parents I actually got an interview
creapy: creapy: creapy: creapy: if we ever date i will actually make cute bentos for you for lunch AND IM NOT JOKING I HAVE A THING MY PAReNTS GOT WHEN I LIVED IN JAPAN THAT SHAPES RICE INTO CUTE LITTLE ANIMALS AND I WILL MAKE SAUSAGE OCTOPUS FOR
boyboobs:boyboobs:why the fuck do my parents just have this sharp ass decimated metal pipe in their basement. what can you even do with this it’s destroyedjust found out that it’s actually a candle
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
willgrahammys: So I don’t know if you guys know this about me but my parents are both huge Disney freaks (we actually have a Mickey Mouse-themed bathroom, but that’s another story) and basically have every Disney World travel guide published in the
mspa: what i expected from #i hate my parents: actually ungrateful children what i got: unfunniness from people trying to be funny
12minutestoloki: linear-relationships: hxcfairy: thorrs: #friendly reminder that this is actually Loki speaking The best bit of parenting Thor has ever got and it’s actually Loki. reblogging again for that last comment I should have called my
princess-pathetic: my actual birth parents
siblings-with-benefits: As soon as my sister moved out to go to college, we fucked in her new apartment. We actually broke the couch… it was a hard sell for my sister to convince our parents to buy her a new because this one “broke during the move”.
life-as-rjay: lifewithdermatillomania: noya-chans-gf: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: It’s a never ending struggle, fight on OC! Okay so this is basically how this works. Need to show this to my parents. Actually everyone I know irl . Yeeeeeeees!!!!
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
m-a-d-i-e:pontivs: This test is actually legit. but what the fuck is wrong with the rest of this country? wow it basically said I live in Oklahoma which is right this is amazing It got Florida but I talk like my parents who are from Pittsburgh and
kris-bandicoot: shelikestheboysintheband: oh my god this was my childhood why were our parents not outraged Because that wasn’t the actual dialogue, you massive moron. It was Chicken Pox Cherry and Bleeding Gums Berry.
elshaneio: i actually almost cried watching this :’) it helps restore my faith in humanity
pinkgalaxytaco: hoolioj: Awesome peeing gif! Check it out -Boy love this gif. I’ve actually done this. I was watching my parents leave to go somewhere and I needed to go and i just released it while they drove off
incestamy: I would way rather spend a Friday night inside with my parents. I just can’t believe they actually let me join them this time.
melsfantasies: The few of my followers that actually read what I write know that my sister and I were adopted and raised by a white parents.I was watching this GIF and suddenly I started to think why I am like I am, why this girl is like she is.Then
wirelessinfidelity: justsheree: katyapryde: My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted “You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.” and i’m laughing reALLY HARD Oh my god I actually
iwatermygardenwithwine: I’m sure my parents wouldn’t be proud to know that I’d actually be super excited to work at a club, be it for gentlemen or not
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
Alright. I’ll be coming home from my parent’s house pretty soon, then we can actually do some art and horse porn and all sorts of fun things, ok? Wheee~
weloveshortvideos: How my parents actually think drugs are offered to me lmao
