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animatedquiff:When I was 20 I told my parents I was going to attend university in Germany, but actually I was planning to hook up with a really sexy daddy bear master I met online.  I didn’t speak a word of German but he spoke perfect English.  When
willgrahammys: So I don’t know if you guys know this about me but my parents are both huge Disney freaks (we actually have a Mickey Mouse-themed bathroom, but that’s another story) and basically have every Disney World travel guide published in the
antiquityashley: camillakeener: princess-chrysalis29: Actual footage of me coming out to my parents. OMG Why the FUCK have I not been using this to come out to people!?!? I guess I’m bringing a sword to Christmas.
angelic-agent-beyonce: honeyedukes: au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents? Sirius:
icecoldnukacola: willgrahammys: So I don’t know if you guys know this about me but my parents are both huge Disney freaks (we actually have a Mickey Mouse-themed bathroom, but that’s another story) and basically have every Disney World travel guide
darvobek: darvobek: darvobek: darvobek: hmm. i am, how you say, fucked actually, if y’all wouldn’t mind giving me a hand here— i got my parents’ help in covering the negatives so i won’t get charged for overdrafting but the fact still remains
I AM SO EXCITED BECAUSE GUESS WHAT MY PARENTS FOUND TODAYIT’S AN ACTUAL COMPLETE STORY I WROTE FROM WHEN I WAS A KID (aka when I used to write a lot and I loved writing, before school ruined that)I HAVE BEEN WONDERING IF I THREW IT OUT AND IT TURNS
sailorzakuro: I bought a Spice Girls record I BOUGHT A SPICE GIRLS RECORD do you know how much of a nightmare it is to hide this from my parents because they avidly hate the 90s and pop music and the actual Spice Girls WITH A BURNING PASSION but yes
thee-plithmus: gleefinn: huffingtonpost: Dear Donald Trump, I’m Proud That My Parents Are Immigrants (Video by EmergingUS) spread this like wildfire. I’m actually shocked that Mexicans are leaving the US more than entering.
asleepylioness: Lioness,As usual, I’m a little late getting around to coffee club. I’ve officially moved back in with my parents so I don’t have a lot of privacy anymore so sorry this isn’t that original. This actually reminds me of one of the
toofargal: No parent should have to bury their child.
fuckyeahwinterfell: via apriki: COME ON, SHAGGYDOG, WE’RE GOING TO LOITER AROUND THE PUB AND PRETEND THAT ONE OF THE DRUNKARDS IS MY PARENT AND ACTUALLY LOVES ME
Okay, really embarrassing story time with Donnie, because I got very little sleep and I’m kind of losing it and this is hilarious, because I’m at work: I went to the Lord of the Rings traveling exhibit that they had after the movies came out
I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine. I’ve had multiple people call me it before, but every time it still gives me a swell of pride. Because one of my parent’s favorite retorts toward me since I was about 11/12 was that
prince-coolkid: “its kind of sad when you feel like you can talk to a stranger you met on the internet more about your problems than your actually family” well yeah cause if i tell my parents anything they either make fun of me or give me
jncera: When i was little my parents used to tell me how i was raised by bears and i actually believed them for the longest time. Then my dad got me this mug last year and said, “Don’t ever forget who you are.”
We went to a rescue barn for my mom’s birthday (which was a few days ago but the place is only open on Sundays) ‘cause she loves cows. So here’s some pictures of some of the cuties we met
osgood-schlatter: update on the bottle of coke that’s been in my front hall for four years i just learned that this hall has been not only cleaned but power washed, and that both of my parents have actually lifted the bottle up to clean beneath it
queer-surfer: Oh my god guys, I am actually doing this. I can’t believe it. Please, please, please signal boost the shit outta this. I have been homeless on the streets and couch-surfing for the past 4 years, since I was 18yrs old and my parents choose
ellimist: AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
weloveshortvideos: How my parents actually think drugs are offered to me lmao
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
meloetta: do you ever see a girl so pretty you just want to like… reconsider your lifestyle… take up a healthy steady diet… become a more financially successful person… call your parents and thank them for bringing you into this world during
northerntealheart: backatitagainwithwhitevans: today, my dad pulled into the parking lot where i work to pick me up, and my sister who had been at the corner of the store after i told her friends’ parents to drop her off. her friend was with her.
fymusicfanart: rainuhhhh: willgrahammys: So I don’t know if you guys know this about me but my parents are both huge Disney freaks (we actually have a Mickey Mouse-themed bathroom, but that’s another story) and basically have every Disney World
destieldrabblesdaily: lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth. Whenever I see a post like this I feel kinda sad but do realize how truly lucky I am. I remember that time I accidentally
algenpfleger: Steps for that personal piece. It’s a painting of my parents’ house actually, the way I remember it
I’m so immensely in love with the “Yuri on Ice” theme from Yuri!!! On Ice that I actually decided to start practicing it since I’m on Thanksgiving break and (Finally!) have access to a piano again at my parents’ place.Spent just about 15 minutes
fuku-shuu: I’m so immensely in love with the “Yuri on Ice” theme from Yuri!!! On Ice that I actually decided to start practicing it since I’m on Thanksgiving break and (Finally!) have access to a piano again at my parents’ place. Spent just
onasuddenmanhattan: passthecocaine: passthecocaine: My parents told me I had to stop singing Les Mis. REVOLUTION!!!! I will ride this horse… TO FREEDOM You are actually my favorite person.
please-just-let-me-disappear:jncera:vote4nuggets:jncera: When i was little my parents used to tell me how i was raised by bears and i actually believed them for the longest time. Then my dad got me this mug last year and said, “Don’t ever forget who
whatever-radforever: I feel so bad for my parents because they get so excited when i look at clothes that aren’t black when in all actuality im just touching them sighing and imagining how good they’d look in black
AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE HUSBAND AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HIM AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY BUT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
I need to get my driver’s licence.. everyone’s talking about how nice it is to be ABLE to drive even though they never actually drive? Anyway it’d be useful if I visit my parents
just-shower-thoughts: Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.
please-just-let-me-disappear:jncera: vote4nuggets: jncera: When i was little my parents used to tell me how i was raised by bears and i actually believed them for the longest time. Then my dad got me this mug last year and said, “Don’t ever forget
skyakafreckles: just-shower-thoughts: Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is. Seriously. It really seemed like the end
somewherepastnever: please-just-let-me-disappear: jncera: vote4nuggets: jncera: When i was little my parents used to tell me how i was raised by bears and i actually believed them for the longest time. Then my dad got me this mug last year and said,
nickdufour: One of my favourite movies. It actually inspired me to come out to my parents
I would love, just once, to be able to bring up getting my tattoo to either of my parents without them repeatedly listing all the reasons they think I shouldn’t. Like maybe this is actually supposed to be a positive thing but they’re giving me so
krumpany: no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
