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Is it just my dad or does every brown dad do this?
queer-surfer: Oh my god guys, I am actually doing this. I can’t believe it. Please, please, please signal boost the shit outta this. I have been homeless on the streets and couch-surfing for the past 4 years, since I was 18yrs old and my parents choose
sisterlicious: And to think, our parents had actually apologized for making my sister and I share a room…
sisterlicious: My sister likes to strip in the family room. She says that the idea of being caught turns her on. I don’t know what our parents would say if they actually found us fucking, but I don’t let that stop my sister from fantasizing…
privatefamilytime: The first holiday after my parents divorced, I rushed home and it was as I had hoped. Mom had not bothered with any actual clothes, just lingerie. She sat me on the sofa and deftly pulled my cock out of my pants as I slowly caressed
naughtylilsis: This pic reminds me of when my parents started trusting my brother to actually drive to school… and specifically the times he gave me a ‘ride’ there or back home! We tended to stop along the way for fun. I’m feeling inspired
uncensoredpleasure: Confession:I wonder if this actually happened when my boyfriend showered with his favorite twink in my parent’s bathroom while I stayed in the living room that time…I would love to walk in on them like this….Original story: http://unc
My parents need to realize that some of the things they say actually hurt me.
borurou:theinkimp:black-umbrellas:afallenwolf:rakkuguy:vilcurio:theramosonlineblog:theexplodingcelebi:bs-random:It’s your tenth birthday today! congratulations! it’s time to start your journey! Instead of sending you to see the local Pokemon professor
There is a Greater Purpose.
My father turns 69 today. In exactly a week my mother turns 67. I’ve had em in my life for a lot less time then my brothers and sister have but I’ve spent a lot more time actually getting to know them. I ask a lot of questions and I’ve
parentheticalaside: Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be
starvingneopet: what i actually said: i forgot what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell
A Short List of Shenanigans My Parent’s Dog Has Engaged In:
blog-of-horribleness:synthetic-blanket-hairs:maculategiraffe:(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing “on”: o.*my sister: we actually
memeufacturing: what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing
l0kasenna: officialnatasharomanoff: slecnaztemnot: nmscares: #DidYouKnow #Deaf #DeafAwareness #education #SignLanguage #advocacy #NMSCares This is actually sadly relevant. I had a lecture this summer about sign languages and Deaf culture and when
the-best-of-funny: ellimist: AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY BUT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as
pssst! You should commission me! Esp because it looks like I’m going to be able to go to get professional help through insurance without my parents finding out, but it’s still gonna cost some. Soooo… help me get mentally okay!
i can’t actually survive financially. i get some money from my parents, but I can’t physically have a job right now at the time that I will need to cover two rents. i just… i give up. nothing actually works out for me. i can’t
I’m finally working four days a week now, so I actually have some money?????? I’m saving as much as I can, but I allowed myself to buy some candles and hand sanitizer and I’m like WHOAAAA HOLD UP YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
I actually asked myself “hm I wonder what my name would be if I was a jjba character” …………………………..I’m literally named after a song.
Time for some “I’m so proud of my parent”.My mom actually knew what a katar is. Without me having to tell. I played RO for YEARS without knowing they were actually real. And there’s my mom today being all cool and calm “yeah I know what they
ellimist: AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
babathepimp: theblacklittlemermaid: lasfloresdemay0: andreii-tarkovsky: Master of None - “Parents” this hurts me. I’m going to make sure I appreciate my parents for everything the perspective This actually hurt, like legitimately hurt.
memeufacturing: what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a
batcii: now that i’ve resigned myself to living in my parents house while i finish my degree i’ve spent the last few months trying to make my room a little more like somewhere i actually want to live and work in & i finally feel like i finished
lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth.
mayohime-sama
phantomdoodler: okay but if I actually get a job I’m not overqualified for after graduating college, one of those jobs they tell you about it school that actually give you a SALARY, then I’d be making more than my parents do? and that is a very
Was supposed to go out east to visit my best friend tonight but that fell through which was fine because my parents have been talking for a week about going go taco Tuesday and seeing a movie. We are currently sitting here watching Cheers and eating
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My parents actually don't mind if i get a tattoo.
I'm reaching the age when even my parents are making comments why I'm not "settled down" yet with someone -__- Sorry, your generation men actually worked and this one is the couch dwellers.
officialalltimelow: How my parents use their phones:
hanukkahlewinsky: i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
just-shower-thoughts: Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is. Oh my god, right??
a heart's a heavy burden
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents Keep her
but like I actually think I have done pretty good for myself, growing up my childhood wasnt super great and my parents were always fighting until they divorced which was super super messy, replay that multiple times with my stepdads then my mom not being
People complaining about their phone breaking, losing it, malfunctioning, their parents taking it away, etc…Bitches, my ass is too poor to have a phone. Never had a phone my entire life and probably won’t for a while. Quit your whining.
my parents actually bought me a whole bunch of yogurt and chocolate milk and ice cream for a week LOL so ayyyy
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
My parents are just casually drinking a bottle of wine and looking through their wills like estimating when they’re going to die what the actual fuck stop getting drunk and talking about death you fucking weirdos
I found a picture of you from high school! actually i didn’t have my braces for high school I DID HOWEVER HAVE THEM AT A PERIOD IN MY LIFE WHERE I WAS 250 POUNDS OF HATING EVERYTHING the same period of time my parents enrolled me in a cotillion
