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bdasswarrior: spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while
omegaman-zero: omegaman-zero: omegaman-zero: I love looking up VAs other roles and being absolutely fucking baffled by them Exhibit A: Exhibit B, which is, against all odds, even more absurd:
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:The whole “how the hell does this predatory creature get enough sustenance” thing that plagues fantasy and sci-fi occasionally gets so absurd it loops around into being funny, like the scene in Star
property-is-theft:Capitalism is so absurdly dehumanizing and inherently corrupt that just honestly explaining it passes for commie propaganda
defense-of-absurdity:How it really went down:Grimmjow: my name is Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, and don’t you forget it!Ichigo, a Japanese teenager who probably has a concussion by this point: Ja-Jaggerjacku? Jag. Jay. Jackass. Uh. Can you repeat that?Grimmjow:
midtown120blues: thejoey: samoyedskaya: coaltar-of-the-deepers: lopmon: adumbrant: Hollywood is pathetic Akira is literally about the influence of Imperialist America in post-Pacific War Japan this is absurd This is what happens when you watch
wumblr:swinginsportscutebasketball:wumblr:red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082:wumblr:wumblr:all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don’t even get me started on 11934 and 136 i can
adurot: madacon: did you know the feeling that’s something is missing while drawing sometimes? Do you also know the feeling of not finding it and instead covering it in an absurd amount of effects? DA Clearly what this picture is missing is Pinkie
matriarchyuzi:mini-golf-champion:regionalatbest:i think that the “i do not control the ____” memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that isI saw this and remembered that I had
no-thats-absurd:david-de-bergerac:I have no words
babyspacegay:lady8ces:glitterigabi:unpretty:i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the
angelsfire2023:dontkillcoyotes:dontkillcoyotes:cryptotheism:thepleasuregoblin:“uhhh Mormons don’t actually believe that” I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd Google “Mormon Bigfoot”Alright I’ll google
prokopetz:Rationally, I know that an elevated rate of mysterious disappearances tends to correlate geographically with large cave systems because caves are absurdly dangerous all by themselves and people won’t stop trying to prove otherwise, and if
pitbolshevik:pitbolshevik:mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they’re also just absurdly cuteme when i fucking get you
all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
Good lord this is fucking absurd :( one minute im perfectly happy, life is good seconds later im in a chasm of sadness wondering how i fucked up so badly its annoying and needs to stop
micdotcom: Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
killbenedictcumberbatch: i just feel like literal citations of antiblackness are classified as “dicourse,” the absurdity of which is controlled by how much people use them with irony, but like it’s not a Real issue
zackfernandej: flexery: goth-aunt: dinuguan: Jesus Christ I’m maddie i just spit out my drink at the absurdity of this. SCREAAAMING
paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my
wayneradiotv: dec-uke-ly-moo: rock10zxa: unadulteratedpiratepizza: I’m not in the cooking fandom, is this concerning because they’re spraying an aerosol so close to a hot surface? Or are they putting an absurd amount on? Or is it an inedible
memeufacturing: me: clowns are everywhere. vine is gone. what next 2016. its almost november. what do you got for me 20162016: uhhh *flips through file cabinet marked “WEIRD ABSURD SHIT”* uhhh… y’know the president of South korea ? park geun
ranger-guy: absurd-ailurophile: atalana: you know for all the lazytown memes i’m surprised no one’s dug up the old website yet like look at this fucking dinosaur it’s got everything character clips ft. horrifically low res images a very early
writing-prompt-s: You wake up in a dimly lit prison cell to find your cell door busted open, a pile of unconscious guards, a stuffed duck called Leeroy, the faint sound of Gangnam Style, and an absurd amount of blood on your hands
just-shower-thoughts: In Pulp Fiction, ŭ was an absurd amount of money for a milkshake. Now, I’d be surprised if I found one for less than that.
cornerof5thandvermouth: i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
writing-prompt-s: After a horrible accident at a comedy club, it turns out that every human has the ability to blow up in a giant explosion if they do a specific set of absurd actions in a certain order. You have the only recording of “The doomsday
writelikeitsyourlife: writing-prompt-s: A man receives an absurdly high power bill and finds an extension cord that might be the cause. He follows it around the world until he reaches the end. Bill started out walking. La dee da; a little walk to see
bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
knightsolaireofthesun: SCP Foundation: Tries some new absurd way to kill SCP-682 SCP-682, after it inevitably survives:
theauspolchronicles:I just… can’t believe the utter absurdity of someone going “let’s sell some old government furniture” so went into an office where they keep top secret files, saw an old filing cabinet, didn’t bother to check inside of
hellanahmean: girl-unashamed: justsomeantifas: them: wow the rich are quite literally destroying the planet them: I mean … look them: them: it’s absurd … but i don’t know what to do about it me: wow that really makes me think me: um…
gomjabbar: *scrolling past an absurdly long post about some dumb shit* alright……alright!…….alright…!!!!……ALRIGHT!!!!……….STOP!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
unpretty: i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of
regionalatbest:i think that the “i do not control the ____” memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is
bogleech: mojo-king-bee:bogleech:fantasyanime:TGIF! Time to go out and party like Mojo’s idle animation 🕺🕯️- Chrono Cross (PS1) was this the same rpg with an absurd number of characters to find and another one was a clown’s skeleton?? Chrono
scaliefox: oshkeet: honestly did the Nichijo team ever animate anything else cause I don’t what this is, but that is some absurd lengths to go to just for a joke about an unbreakable squash.
lightpinklightning:i dont know if im weird but random science facts make me so happy. like when someone somewhere shares some random absurd facts, especially with sources, it makes me smile so widely. Becouse those ppl clearly are intrested in the topic,
unpretty:codefiant: unpretty:this is one of my favorite onion articles because it is so reallike the premise seems so absurd but then you start to read it andGibson’s descent into the depths of mustard obsession started innocently enough, when he got
zagreus:zagreus:there’s only one good absurd threat that’s ever been posted on Twitter Dot Com but it is (as the kids say)a real doozy
Have a great Memorial Day. We should all be thankful to our Vets for keeping us safe and not living in a country where the laws are outdated & absurd. Be thankful for the freedom you have here. Did you hear about the Happy Pharrell Williams video
todogifyrisas: Absurder total
sreik: what if anime dicks were treated the same way as anime boobs boys sneaking up behind other boys and grabbing their dicks boys comparing dick sizes absurdly huge dicks that flop around EVERYWHERE and defy both gravity and physics unnecessary dick
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
cornerof5thandvermouth:i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
starhoodies:this is a WIP for this garbage trash im making with an almost 10 year old meme because I think the idea of Riku getting really upset about the concept of sand and absurd large amounts of it (anakin skywalker style) is that funny
potatoalchemist: coaltar-of-the-deepers: lopmon: adumbrant: Hollywood is pathetic Akira is literally about the influence of Imperialist America in post-Pacific War Japan this is absurd I’m going to kill myself
imago-loop: ghoulsjw: itscolossal: More: Wildly Absurd Experimental Body Animations by Esteban Diacono [8 videos] showin up to tha function unannounced *unmutes* *mutes again*
herzspalter: The hat has chosen I physically can’t do any kind of references without turning them into absurd nightmares halfway through This happened a while back, @pompoof and I were talking about Hol Horse and how at one point Araki considered making
kadawars2:I had a Very Absurd Thought that I had to visualize immediately
spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
randomslasher: akiraita: I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online.
sunspotpony: death-by-lulz: Unbelievable mime with balloon The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.
raijumykaiju: the absurd dichotomy between abled people insisting that people with disabilities ‘can do it if they just try hard enough’ and acting like disabled people are helpless children who shouldn’t be allowed any autonomy would be hilarious
vancity604778kid: fifty-shades-of-shade: wetravelfast00: geatc: ultrafacts: Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts This country is really absurd sometimes… But we know we love it, though. that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states
neongenesisevangaylion: the only set of species born inherently evil in functions are parasites. however, humans are worse, because ever so frequently we make the conscious decision to be absolutely, absurdly wretched