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science-junkie: Sham Journal Accepts Totally Absurd But Completely Appropriate Paper The International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology, a predatory open-access journal, has accepted for publication the marvelously titled paper “Get me off Your
youjustgotinceptioned: Sheldon: This is absurd, I look like a clown.
“…Quetzalcoatlus had the body of a bat and the head and neck of a stork, except instead of delivering babies it delivered death.” — Wired: Absurd Creature of the Week
vancity604778kid: fifty-shades-of-shade: wetravelfast00: geatc: ultrafacts: Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts This country is really absurd sometimes… But we know we love it, though. that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states
rhamphotheca: Huge Mysterious Sharks may Be Everywhere Greenland sharks are absurdly slow and mostly blind, yet they may have spread far beyond the Arctic waters they are known from by Mark Schrope They can be as big as great white sharks, but that’s
micdotcom:If we talked about theft like we talk about rape, here’s how absurd it would soundIt’s hard to imagine asking victims of violent crimes what they could have done to prevent what happened to them. But this is all too often the reality for
micdotcom: 7 facts from around the world show how absurd America’s elections areIs there a greater example of American excess than the presidential campaign process? According to early estimates, Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign could
stephaniejoywilson: http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/29399/1/steph-wilson-emoji-has-censorship-gone-too-far My editorial for Dazed based on the absurdity of emoji-censorship on artistic nudes is now live…! <3
excdus: Laugh Hard at the Absurdly Evil Jenny Holzer
vethox: “I proclaim that I believe in nothing and that everything is absurd, but I cannot doubt the validity of my proclamation and I must at least believe in my protest.” — Albert Camus, The Rebel
luneison: “At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman…” — Albert Camus, from The Myth of Sisyphus And Other Essays; “Absurd Walls”
collezionedicose: “Identity is a dream that is pathetically absurd. You dream of being yourself when you have nothing better to do. You dream of yourself and gaining recognition when you have lost all singularity. Today we no longer fight for sovereignty
metamorphesque:Appendix: Hope and the Absurd in the Work of Franz Kafka from The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays, Albert Camus
ravenskywalker: ravenskywalker: I haven’t seen any posts on tumblr about this kid, but you may have seen this going around twitter. He’s received an absurd amount of hate for supporting women, as well as a lot of love (as he obviously deserves!)
laurenwilmshurst: laurenwilmshurst: “Rabbits are creatures of warm volatile temperament but shallow and absurdly transparent” –– Beatrix Potter It’s been one hundred and fifty years since Beatrix Potter’s birth (28th July 1866)! I thought
asktehbowz: sideburnpower: In which 2 months of sewing faux leather onto a suit turns me into asktehbowz. All of those deadlifts were for this moment. I’m absurdly proud of that shell on my back, no lies. Photography by M. David Farrell, Jr.
micdotcom: Jon Stewart’s real genius came when he stopped telling jokes When Jon Stewart takes his final bow tonight, many will remember him as a brilliant comedian who gleefully skewered the regular absurdities of business, politics and media. But
pjenderman: a-spoon-full-of-creatures: furbearingbrick: next time someone complains modern cartoons are bad merely on the grounds that they’re “too absurd and silly”, show them this. He punched a lightning in the dick IN THE DICK!!!
supernovaink: Sisyphus… He is destined to spend eternity pushing a boulder up a mountain only to have it till back down once he gets it to the top, and repeat this take forever. But Sisypuhs is celebrated in the respects that his absurd fate is not
paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my
10 Sexually Absurd R&B Songs From The ’90s
everets:This world is so absurd
micdotcom: 17 Twitter reactions that point out the utter absurdity of the Rachel Dolezal interview 4 words said it all, “I identify as black.” Reaction online was swift, with many people unforgiving of Dolezal’s justifications and taking to the
highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll never get back”
The 16 most absurd ICD-10 codes
thisfuturemd: life-of-a-medic-student: I find this cycle so absurdly amazing Whenever someone posts something that I am currently reviewing, I’m always suspicious they are in my class. But seriously, they are most likely just awesome and post great
micdotcom: Watch: If an angry bear was treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound.
amuzed1: dpohmeanutha: lornehub: superioropinions: micdotcom: Watch: Donald Trump’s campaign has reached a stunning new level of absurdity. Just watch. this is what the collapse of a civilization looks like Where are the powwerpuff girls when
thecsph: start-living-the-dream: This is so true, for those ladies who have long labia and feel bad about them because they don’t match the absurd ‘beauty standards’ seen in porn/media. However, if you do have long labia and find they are causing
all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
b-u-n-d-y: i’ve been waiting an absurd amount of time to be able to post this
championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand
deducecanoe: thesylverlining: lesliecrusher: i’m going to tell you a story about something absurd. so okay. when i was in high school, i would wear a ton of brown eyeliner, eyeshadow, and mascara, and because i was an ungrateful little brat i would
spiletta42:This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
one-time-i-dreamt: This is utter and absolute bullshit and Caster Semenya and all the other women who will find themselves in her position in the future due to this absurd, discriminatory ruling deserve so much better. I am so angry and so sad for her.
maboose: ABSURD
lascivuus: janicexxx: Maggie West is an absurdly talented photographer. Thank you for capturing these kisses with April O’Neil so beautifully! oh my god is this happening
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
thedjinnjoint: Freebies - Ulterior Motives Nothing about me suggested I liked camping. Not my irrational fear of anything with more than two legs, nor my absurdly protracted hair care regimen. Yet there I was, leading the charge every weekend. I finally
131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
argumate: prokopetz: At some point, the Dark X, Show Me The Y meme evolved from “dark [information source], show me the [absurd thing that no reasonable person would ever actually want]” to “dark [information source], show me the [completely reasonable
amarynceus: I finally finished it! As regular stream attendees know, I’ve been working on this piece of wonderful absurdity for some time now. It’s all @ncmares’s fault – after I saw him working on a giant ship pone or two, I had to give
ghoulsjw: itscolossal: More: Wildly Absurd Experimental Body Animations by Esteban Diacono [8 videos] showin up to tha function unannounced
omegaman-zero: omegaman-zero: omegaman-zero: I love looking up VAs other roles and being absolutely fucking baffled by them Exhibit A: Exhibit B, which is, against all odds, even more absurd:
coaltar-of-the-deepers: lopmon: adumbrant: Hollywood is pathetic Akira is literally about the influence of Imperialist America in post-Pacific War Japan this is absurd
phoenix-173: joisbishmyoga: the-problematic-blender: e-l-s-a-b-a: stalinistqueens: wingedbyday: //Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility. [x] Citizen is simpler
amarynceus: amarynceus: EDIT: Link to the deviantart; I forget sometimes that tumblr shrinks large images: Fear Naught but Dread Luna I finally finished it! As regular stream attendees know, I’ve been working on this piece of wonderful absurdity
television-and-tea: yeahcoolduck: thetimesinbetween: thememacat: This is not normal. Never accept it as “just the way things are now.” source (new york times) mfg i don’t know if i’m laughing or crying this is the most absurd graph I’ve
spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
glitterigabi: unpretty: i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out,
xxtc-96xx: katherine-xari: wielderofscythes: gottabeastringplayer: paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me
sheabutterbitch: edwad: soyamorsoyvida: edwad: i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars Per what second The absurdity in this is funny until you realize Jeff Bezos makes 趆,000 per minute
regionalatbest:i think that the “i do not control the ____” memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is
girlfriendluvr: tlatollotl: Link to textbooks - https://www.cambridge.org/core/what-we-publish/textbooks Original tweet - https://twitter.com/MiShee54/status/1239960873982144512 wow it’s almost like textbooks never needed to cost absurd amounts
flouryhedgehog:youngdiasporan:left-reminders:Dying for any economy might be stupid. Dying for this one is just absurd. Dying? For this economy?
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