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cavortings: It may sound absurd but don’t be naïveEven heroes have the right to bleedI may be disturbed but won’t you concedeEven heroes have the right to dreamAnd it’s not easy to be me
Opinion: Batman: Arkham Knight’s Season Pass is Absurd - IGN
ayatollaofrock: We Both Know These Won’t Hold Me For Long.Mostly because they are clearly too big for her, but you know, details. I’m also just noticing how absurdly large Harley’s boobs are. Oh well, enjoy!
rocketcat15: Allers, getting her throat fucked.This was a request, but I absurdly overdid it because I was bored today - which is why it’s so goddamn long. (And the cum is grey because I suck at lighting.)WebM
noisemaker21: WEBMWEBM without voiceWant more? Zal is making a wonderful series called Cia RedeemedAnimation by ZalSFMSound Design by Noisemaker21 (Patreon)Welcome to my cavern of absurd reverb.
wewestardust: It’s absurd that being natural in today’s society means ugly. Shave yourself if you want, but never shave yourself just to please others. It means not ugly for many people … A lot of admirers of the natural beauty
Zoro always comes up with the simplest most absurd ideas that would work if possible but that's a big if.
gemskull: “are you going to draw anything other than this one character as a lizard furry”n?? no??? why would i want to do that. what an absurd question
plaidsquid41030:oscob: perfectlycrazy: THIS IS THE SHIT WE GREW UP WATCHING WERE THE WARNER BROTHERS ON ACID OR WHAT DAMN LOOK AT THIS SLIGHTLY ABSURD CONCEPT FOR A CARTOON! HOW MANY DRUGS WERE THEY ON?!?!?!?!? All the drugs
plankboy-vault: I had trouble making a second Yugi Moto deck at one point. But there was one card that I had no trouble adding in. Now here’s a absurdly thicc version of her Might actually want to finish this one.
byeproxy replied to your post:fairy tail is so fucking stupid. no wonder its… i wish one punch man would update more frequently One Punch Man is too radical, and Yusuke Murata has to put an absurd amount of detail into the comic to keep it from
superkamigodespurrdragonofmars:Nothing tops @dril’s “face god and walk backwards into hell” in terms of iconic phrases with absurd sources, but @clickholeofficial recently gave us “don’t squander this opportunity! God may have closed a door,
theauspolchronicles:I just… can’t believe the utter absurdity of someone going “let’s sell some old government furniture” so went into an office where they keep top secret files, saw an old filing cabinet, didn’t bother to check inside of
theauspolchronicles: The idea that men’s careers will be ruined by false assault allegations is absurd considering how hard it is for credible allegations to have an impact. John Lasseter still works for Disney. Trump is President. Brett Kavanaugh
kinkyropecuriosity: Copyright: L'objectif Absurde 2017 Model: Sei Rope: @_Curiousity_
kinkyropecuriosity:  Copyright: L'objectif Absurde 2017 Model: Boom and _Curiousity_’s eyes…Rope: @_Curiousity_
mistaxiii: frankhowley: This is the most absurd album of all time. It’s spooky dance music with farts. http://www.amazon.com/Halloween-Fart-Party-Musical-Beans/dp/B001FB50C6/ref=reg_hu-rd_add_1_dp Because I know that probably one of you guys will
thestasher: wingedbyday: //Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility. [x] I tweaked it a little for my fantasy world, but this is awesome.
Completely Absurd Fuckbag
COMPLETELY ABSURD
loana-lalonde: madygcomics: “How absurd…” Thinkin’ about ‘Watch My Chops’ (AKA: Corneil and Bernie). C’mon, Bernie was totally a stoner. Bernie is smoking! Lol Whats this cartoon about again
I was all ready to take some selfies but then I got absurdly nauseous because I forgot to eat again. Godfuckingdammit strattera you’re cockblocking my selfie game how dare you
datcatwhatcameback: jose-md: championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars and
datcatwhatcameback: -teesa-: 3.6.14 Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon. Anybody else want to kill that man? And this, ladies and gentleman, is one more reason I have to take medication to deal with absurdity that is this
therealfeedback: theboomboxpegasister: so cute! Always reblog Derpy, especially absurdly cute Derpy <3!
paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my
nsfwkevinsano: Futa version belonging to this post Mmmnf o////o Absurdly hot….
darkfiretaimatsu: Unfortunately, you’re not quite tall enough to reach the top of the DOOR you drew. Normally you don’t have to worry about this, as your housemates have an absurd STRETCHINESS factor, an increased HEIGHT attribute, and a LEVITATION
poorlydrawnponymod: that-snarky-douchebag-you-hate: agoutirex: eggheadcheesybird: rootfish: tyrelpinnegar: So it turns out that when you animate a bunch of Far Side cartoons and loosely string them together, its tone changes from absurd and humorous
kleinvoimond:fadetouched:when you fail a persuasion attempt in an rpg: Or when you approach a scavenger in F4 and just wanted to chat.omfg I been playing a ton of Shadowrun: Hong Kong, and this is absurdly relatable. XD
vanillish: where do i sign up omfg that is the most absurd yet awesome word salad I’ve seen in a while
fiyabwal: Warhammer 40k orks are just a shitpost. Reading up on the lore of them is a true test because they’re so absurd you cant tel the dufference between theory and actual canon. Shit i’ve read. -every one possesses a form of psychic willpower
clophalla: the-smiling-pony: cyclideon: “hmm. well, i could make principled arguments against trump and sanders. or i could not only pull a false equivalency, but also defend a company that crushes local economies, enforces absurd targets for its
i-am-clover: putting that absurd tongue to good use (no sweet reptilian girls were harmed in the making of this film) also this is extremely non-canon omai~
datcatwhatcameback: southernsideofme: I’m angry. I’ve seen most of these but some are new to me, so rebleg tiem :vAs maddening as these are, I’d totally support opening a museum for these kinds of infuriatingly absurd designs
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cristobalite: i remember seeing someone on here saying once that it’s absurd that people should feel proud of themselves for something as “small" as getting out of bed in the morning, or taking a step out of the door but i just wanna set something
aximili: Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies “your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests
brutalfaerie: I’m so pleased with my face today, it’s absurd.
fuocogo:gonna try and unload the absurd amount of fanart i’ve drawn for taz before 2016 ends
itsbenedict:idreamshit:itsbenedict:you’re out of slugs. you’re out of slime.Not if I become immortal hey this is the wildest response i’ve seen on this post. how does being immortal prevent you from running out of slugs and/or slime.
bemusedlybespectacled: yeahcoolduck: thetimesinbetween: thememacat: This is not normal. Never accept it as “just the way things are now.” source (new york times) mfg i don’t know if i’m laughing or crying this is the most absurd graph I’ve
willow-wanderings: spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer
ravenskywalker: ravenskywalker: I haven’t seen any posts on tumblr about this kid, but you may have seen this going around twitter. He’s received an absurd amount of hate for supporting women, as well as a lot of love (as he obviously deserves!)
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
moronicpig: theplayfulsadist: I’m all for bureaucracy, but this is absurd. What’s a bottom soaping and why is it a punishment?
apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really
blackmattersus: Struggling to Serve at the Nation’s Richest University Absurd.
uristmcdorf: beka-tiddalik: talkingbirdguy: radioactivepeasant: adrenaline-revolver: radioactivepeasant: It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly
zanabism: zanabism: Achievements of people born into excessive wealth mean nothing I’m sorry it’s so interesting so many people keep repeating this same line of “it’s not like they could control where they were born”. and yet. absurdly rich
aximili:Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies “your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William
madame-alexandra:i have a deeply held belief that none of han’s old crew/cohorts/friends etc believe he ended up with princess leia. they legit think it was some absurd rumor or one of his elaborate schemes/hoaxes. if he happens to run into them and
spiletta42:This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
birlinterrupted:it’s literally just absurd to act like women don’t structurally participate in the enforcement of gender norms on both women and men (esp as children, but continuing on into adulthood). plz look at society or consider normal social
faggghaggg: fckedupnerd: faggghaggg: fckedupnerd: faggghaggg: fckedupnerd: faggghaggg: fckedupnerd: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show The actual slimmest hips 😍🤤👏💦 Those are absurd! Yes, like the other two are just normal looking
madfanboyinablueblog: c-rzz: gallifreyburning: ouidamforeman: I love the Gallifrey audios a stupid amount and one of the reasons why is that they’re genuinely absurd and kind of silly like the rest of the Doctor Who universe but here the silliness
![thestasher: wingedbyday: //Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility. [x] I tweaked it a little for my fantasy world, but this is awesome.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/15613cbad42143001771682ae9720d59/tumblr_n21d1wZ74t1torw6zo1_250.png)
