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pulmonary-poultry: lordfeederdinkle: trilllizard666: tangobunny: fiyabwal: Warhammer 40k orks are just a shitpost. Reading up on the lore of them is a true test because they’re so absurd you cant tel the dufference between theory and actual canon.
areaorion: Sample364Z1211 We’re saying goodbye to 2011 in an absurdly BIG way. Busty glamour model Jordan Carver stayed in the BE labs a bit too long, but as we say at Area Orion “You can never have too much.” Here’s to an amazing 2012.An Area
daily-big-tits: girls with absurdly huge tits what a nice looking set"mmmmm,xxxxx.
pornomasivo: FFFFM POV BJ & FACIAL COMPILATION 3 [ABSURD] {HD}Video HERE
eljackinton: khaaaleesi: John Barrowman kissed a man during the wedding thing at the Commonwealth games in Scotland (see below) and this is so so important because of this and now he’s receiving hate on Twitter this is absurd join the fight,
poopteen: cutebabe: nooneneedsfeminism: THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY. THERE IS NO WAGE GAP. THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE. FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE MOVEMENT. do you even live on earth or like
micdotcom: Watch: If an angry bear was treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound.
katanafatale: stylemic: Comedian Celeste Barber is hilariously calling out the absurdity of celebrity Insta pics … by trying to recreate them. The message is clear. Follow stylemic This is the quality content I need in my life.
subtextanagram: arousalvisions: A Night Club Portraits selection from Gordon Parks “In December 1958, right around Christmas, LIFE magazine published a 200-page special issue on the glories and absurdities of American entertainment. Such special issues
imago-loop: ghoulsjw: itscolossal: More: Wildly Absurd Experimental Body Animations by Esteban Diacono [8 videos] showin up to tha function unannounced *unmutes* *mutes again* @nemechris
knightsolaireofthesun: SCP Foundation: Tries some new absurd way to kill SCP-682 SCP-682, after it inevitably survives:
thicknessdelux: romeo6900: fletchertrowan: Ronie V, THICKLY Perfect Perfection I l6 it Absurd thickness
2hot2bstr8: how do you spell/translate “i want to fuck his brains out and lick every millimeter of his skin” in Russian? Kirill, you are so handsome it’s absurd and your cock is PERFECT♡
space-soap: selfies w/ the birthday boi xoxo ♥✌✿ __________________________________ both versions available as a print this weekend only at my storenvy account! in fact, all my mink stuff is on sale until the 28th!! happy birthday, you absurd
smaug-official: nooneneedsfeminism: THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY. THERE IS NO WAGE GAP. THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE. FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE MOVEMENT.
saigyohoshi: love how this post starts out pretty plausible and then slowly devolves into more and more absurdity as it goes on. please have sex with my wife op.
my-hart-will-go-on: superioropinions: micdotcom: Watch: Donald Trump’s campaign has reached a stunning new level of absurdity. Just watch. this is what the collapse of a civilization looks like We have seen the end times
maamlet:elexuscal:shuttershocky:shuttershocky:Sometimes I think about Red Dead Redemption 2’s development where the devs were begging people to not boycott the game to protest the news about their absurd working conditions because their bonuses were
oak23:Anyway pegging men jokes was funny when people treated it like was a good thing that guys liked ass play since it turned the expectation of being penetrated into a thing to be proud of, and leaned into being absurdly specific and not safe for work
misterclarkrogers: FOLLOW FOR MORE HORNY JOCK INTELLECTUALISM/ABSURDITY
milkdromeduh: systlin: kasaron: cosmicwarden: I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes
all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
jukeboxemcsa: “Of course you can leave,” she said. “You’re not a prisoner or anything.” She laughed at the absurdity of the idea. “All you have to do is count the stripes, and then you can go.” I almost didn’t believe her–I’d seen
asteria-thefallingstar: Watch out, Zaki-san!
sasgay-kun: No one could ever hate CATsura
Can we just acknowledge how absurdly sexy c-rawhh is? Like damn…
jeremiebrett: I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me - like, the very idea makes me want to laugh because it’s so absurd. I can’t picture someone constantly thinking about me or getting flustered when I smile or someone wanting to shower
itscolossal: Surreal New Adventures and Absurd Vintage Moments by Paco Pomet
exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
ghanaian-princess: micdotcom: What if white people were expected to apologize for the same things as Muslims Why are all Muslims expected to apologize whenever something like the Charlie Hebdo shooting happens? The logic behind it is absurd —
highonmelanin:champagnededdy:trebled-negrita-princess: marquelle1553: neptunelovedme: Who said black people don’t contribute to healthcare?? That sounds absurd! ☝️ Good lawd. What a beauty YAAAAAAAAAAAAS HONEY! Yas get your money and look
thewouldbesavant: all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option people don’t seem to understand how
micdotcom: 17 Twitter reactions that point out the utter absurdity of the Rachel Dolezal interview 4 words said it all, “I identify as black.” Reaction online was swift, with many people unforgiving of Dolezal’s justifications and taking to the
stylemic: Comedian Celeste Barber is hilariously calling out the absurdity of celebrity Insta pics … by trying to recreate them. The message is clear.Follow stylemic
Reasons Why ‘I Wish’ by Carl Thomas is the Most Unrealistic and Absurd Song Ever
micdotcom: Watch: Obama compared Trump to two other Republicans to show just how absurd this has become.
zanabism: zanabism: Achievements of people born into excessive wealth mean nothing I’m sorry it’s so interesting so many people keep repeating this same line of “it’s not like they could control where they were born”. and yet. absurdly rich
lagonegirl: Dafuq? Hair extension ban, who was hit upside their head and came up with that absurd idea?
black-to-the-bones: This is just a pure racism you’re witnessing right now. They’re trying to stop the movement making people afraid for their relatives and friends. Just think of how absurd this situation really is. They fired somebody related to
willow-wanderings: spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer
saturnineaqua: ourqueenfelinefatale: mackbookbro: fisicol92: This evening a star was born, Naomi Osaka win US Open! Naomi Osaka won her first major in two sets, 6-2 6-4. Serena Wiliams fights to the end, puts an absurd energy to try to resist, scores
Wall Street Journal editorial board tears into Trump for his 'absurd misstatement of history'
one-time-i-dreamt: This is utter and absolute bullshit and Caster Semenya and all the other women who will find themselves in her position in the future due to this absurd, discriminatory ruling deserve so much better. I am so angry and so sad for her.
thatpettyblackgirl: for a diversity coordinator position: Absurd.
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fuckyeahhistorycrushes: Albert Camus (1913-1960) was a French-Algerian philosopher starting the movement known as absurdism. With his highly successful works like The Stranger, The Rebel, and The Fall, Camus was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature
Miro - Calder at de Menil Collection in Houston. This is right in my backyard. I want to go so bad, but it feels pointless going to art museums by myself. Going without you would be absurd.
Sure, it’s no bow and arrow, and it achieves absolutely nothing, but it still makes me absurdly happy to know that there’s a page with Krista throwing a rock at a Titan.
Did Emma and Regina just take Henry along with them to the Underworld without either one shouting at the other about poor parenting?…Did Snow and Charming just take Neal with them on their trip to the Underworld? (Genuine question, I can’t remember
crazycookiemaniac: This isn’t exactly what I had in mind to celebrate season 4, but here’s part 5 of my Absurdly Inaccurate Haikyuu Incident series. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4CommissionsKo-Fi
girlwithalessonplan: madeupmegan: I work in a restaurant and they were sweeping the kitchen floors and found a whole onion and I was like, “Shallot be used again?” You’re absurd.