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lavenderys: lavenderys: lavenderys: the first time i saw a california king-sized bed i was like “thats absurd who needs a bed that big” but now i understand. i get it. its designed specifically for me, my wife and every single one of our dogs send
teaboot:sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat:sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat:quantum mechanics is so fucking absurd electrons be like “i am going to disobey all laws of probability and classical mechanics, unless you attempt to perceive me in which case
spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
bmwiid: one-time-i-dreamt: This is utter and absolute bullshit and Caster Semenya and all the other women who will find themselves in her position in the future due to this absurd, discriminatory ruling deserve so much better. I am so angry and so sad
dongboss:i think the extent that anti-vaxxers will go to, to not get vaccinated is like, comedicaly absurd. like they are taking random OTHER drugs to “protect against” covid but they neither believe in covid or believe in vaccinations. so
inthefallofasparrow:anais-ninja-bitch:dunroamins:lovetnaomi:headspace-hotel:funnytwittertweets:This says something about human nature, but what The delight in the unexpected A love for the absurd, too!The joy of potato, also.
anneofgreengaybles:anneofgreengaybles:anneofgreengaybles:anneofgreengaybles:new school, new year, new grade, new kids, new thread, same absolute unbridled absurdity please for the love of all that is holy someone explain to me why little girls always
demilypyro:demilypyro:demilypyro:demilypyro:looking at the blizzard diversity stats again and honestly it never stops being funny it’s all so absurd group chat is fucking living tonight
alagaisia:alagaisia:alagaisia:Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically
“The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are absurd - The longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being
“Soon madness has worn you down. It’s easier to do what it says than argue. In this way, it takes over your mind. You no longer know where it ends and you begin. You believe anything it says. You do what it tells you, no matter how extreme or absurd.
micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
roleplay531: mrslolajane: ☀🐪️ Rise and shine, everyone! ☀🐪️ She’s absurdly sexy. Definitely follow her.
wrigglesandgiggles: gigglisgallery: sanescientist: sashalovesbimbos: “As a reward for releasing me from the lamp I will now grant you three wishes!” “Naturally I can’t wish for more wishes can I?” “Of course not, that would be absurd.”
sweetflattery: tattooedbiguy: sweetflattery: I’m getting a lot of messages saying that I’m too nice to want it rough. you’re no fun :( Since when does being a nice girl equate to how she likes it in bed? That’s absurd. You can be angelic in
the-wolf-and-the-fox: Boobs and belly. Wolf loves my belly. My boobs, too, but He has this absurd level of tummy love going on with my belly.
Martina brauchte jeden Tag diese ganz spezielle Fütterung. Wenn sie die nicht bekam, ging sie ihren WG-Mitbewohnerinnen wegen absurder Nichtigkeiten an die Gurgel. Hallo Männer, kennt ihr meine Stimme schon? https://soundcloud.com/nastassja-fickvieh
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championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand
wingedbyday: //Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility. [x]
remembert0forget: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my
too-much-is-not-enough:“It feels so GOOD,” she said, as her bust swelled to fill the absurdly large brassiere she decided to wear. The two of you hadn’t even known of the formula would work, particularly given how much you’d diluted it; but slowly,
bambiblowmeup: modern-femininity2:Of course you don’t really want to look like some sort of fetish-circus freak. It would be absurd to look like one of these women. They are plastic, fake. I mean how do they even live? How can they work? How to they
dertraeumer:cultofbeshine: good morning, im your new personal assistant This black dress is her best option to downdress her tits. Of course it’s not working, but her owner gave her these absurdity large mellons to ensure that a “real” down dressing
hiphopfightsplaque: cutebabe: nooneneedsfeminism: THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY. THERE IS NO WAGE GAP. THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE. FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE MOVEMENT. do you even live on earth
tinyrats: sadtitty: how about you’re not asian don’t make asian parent jokes honestly ths applies to so many child abuse jokes relating 2 specific races n cultures lik i see so many damn white ppl making la chancla jokes or goin ‘absurdly strict
funbaggery: Hitomi’s Big Bouncy Bodacious Absurd Outtta Proportion Outta Control All natural Bazongas in Red.
biggersalwaysbetter: boobgrowth: She knew the drug trial was experimental and said that it may cause “mammary development”, but this was absurd. Her tits were dwarfing her entire body, and leaked milk profusely… Size Matters
majinorc: Demons in Peril! - by bogrim(commisioned by Croup) “Grah! This is absurd! There’s no way these ropes should be enough to hold me, the mighty king of oni!” “Bah! You think that’s gonna impress me? I’m a fucking demon GOD!
championcoolbreeze: obfuscatingdeity: the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars
cuppykin: thepinkestpug: cuppykin: The notion that having a diverse cast is because politics is so absurd do these people walk up to a black couple and yell “WHY ARE YOU BEING SO POLITICALLY CORRECT???” this shit actually happened to me… for
aewm: violaslayvis: electricpike: pussypoppinlikepopcorn: electricpike: violaslayvis: There are an innumerable amount of things that can be attributes to 3 L’s what is this absurd refusal to withhold the explanation from people? Lol there
blackgiornogiovanna: gaylobos: otherbully1: gothic-punk: madlori: reddit-tales: Parents, what’s the most absurd thing you’ve found on your kid’s social media? My step son is 7. Found a bunch of searches for: Dominicans with no hands and feet.
piglii: Square Enix Dev: Hey tigers are, like, absurdly ripped right? Other Dev: What? Square Enix Dev: Like, they have the same muscle structure as insanely buff dudes right? Just a real jacked bro? A genuinely ripped beefman? Right? Other Dev: I mean…
kyraneko: leo-lucid: jurgenronaaz: swoodthis: argent-ace: paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll
woke-up-on-derse: ravenskywalker: ravenskywalker: I haven’t seen any posts on tumblr about this kid, but you may have seen this going around twitter. He’s received an absurd amount of hate for supporting women, as well as a lot of love (as he obviously
paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my
terriblytenacious: wizkhalibra: delicatefury: waywardgohan: nudityandnerdery: Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the
netrunnerr:Fallout new vegas just has this… indescribable atmosphere and feel to it that feels so personal and intimate yet it never loses its absurdity. Like once I walked over a small ridge right as the sun was going down and at the top was a grave
superboin: First time drawing muscles/toned bod. (●´ω｀●) Also I don’t know why I drew a variant with an absurd impractical nightie, but there it is. Or with her gloves still on, i just wanted to draw Wonder Woman Ref
Tanzt, Roboter-Ladys, tanzt Banana-Tanz: In “The Gang’s All Here” von 1943 fährt Berkeley mit einem absurd-schrillen Riesenbananentanz auf, dem es an phallischen Symbolen nicht mangelt. Hauptdarstellerin Carmen Miranda glaubte, Berkeley
somnoroasa: “You smile at the extravagance of your dream, and yet you feel that this tissue of absurdity contained some real idea, something that belongs to your true life,—something that exists, and has always existed, in your heart. You search your
fuckmaniknowbuthey:ichi the killer (takashi miike, 2001)paying off nearly two and a half hours of the most tawdry + absurd yakuza-cum-slasher film hijinks w/ possibly the most anticlimactic “the two baddest motherfuckers on the planet finally cross
joewright: A lot of strange, incredible, absurd events. Suspiria (1977) dir. Dario Argento
finchdown: hollisireland: My first set is live on StaggStreet.com! It is absurd how few notes Ireland has on her posts sometimes. Are you not following this woman? She is brains and beauty. What more do you want.
life is absurd
theycallmereikigirl: January 2, 2013Our Absurd Fear of Fat By PAUL CAMPOS ACCORDING to the United States government, nearly 7 out of 10 American adults weigh too much. (In 2010, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention categorized 74 percent of
furrybasil: https://e621.net/post/show/761442/-3-3_eyes-absurd_res-animal_humanoid-big_breasts-b
ck-blogs-stuff: slim2k6: ck-blogs-stuff: Collab: Merry Ellody by Coonfoot A collab between me and @tlrledbetter for @ironbloodaika Okay this season…really did have an absurd amount of hot ladies!! And it helps that most of them are very likeable
needs-more-butts: foxintwilight: foxintwilight: sharemyshipment: The bouncing bunny is here! Enjoy it in HQ here over at e621.net OR Enjoy it on your 4K portrait monitor in ‘absurd high res’ thanks to FoxinTwilight, the original artist of this
cheezyweapon: chum-li: bidoof: after 22 years i’m just now realizing how earthworm jim’s soundtrack went absurdly hard for basically no reason This game’s music was on a whole ‘nother level. This one was burned into my mind. Was surprised
https://e621.net/post/show/1659881/absurd_res-alternate_species-animal_humanoid-blacksome plans you need to improvise~ < |D
remy-thibedoux: running-afever: so do you guys ever catch yourself fantasizing about a character getting sick but then you come out of the trance and realize that the character you were thinking about is just so goddamn absurd, like why, what on gods
FUCK it kills me when women do this. I just feel like going “Fine. Yer a huge bitch. Don’t eat any babies on the way home.” and then just walking past her at an absurd distance like shes GIGANTIC. Gah.
Does anyone else find this absurdly sexy or is it just me?
ostracizedpoodle: After I watch a scary movie I listen to music because no one’s going to die while nicki minaj is playing This makes an absurd amount of sense…
cuteanimalspics: Baby pangolins are just absurd (Source: http://ift.tt/1i8UKao)
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