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i am listening, so use your words… paint me a picture of some thing pretty, some thing wonderful or absurd. Paint me some thing sensual, some thing spiritual or confessional, paint me some thing loving, some thing heartfelt and consensual.
troublefindsme: “Everyone makes fun of me because I’ll go places with only a change of clothes and my computer. I even forgot to pack for the Oscars, and my friends thought that was so absurd. I put what I wanted to wear on my bed and didn’t
Ampliación del absurder del otro día Bitch please :D
People have this annoying tendency to define absurd and ever-changing, elusive standards of what is and isn’t normal. You’ve had sex too early? You slut! Still a virgin? You weirdo! There’s only a narrow path between despicable slut and despicable
Ahoy!, could you do a caption (or series) related somehow with an absurd or unfair choice? Example: being strictly tied up/blindfolded home alone and having to get free in a given time (ass vibrator could be a nice adding to make concentration harder).
cumontheass: Another excellent assjob gif, courtesy of teensexcouple.com. I wonder what happened to them, they suddenly stopped updating last year. She was absurdly hot and loved assjobs and titfucks. Check out http://gorgeousfemalebodies.tumblr.com
jeff698097 replied to your photo “Here’s the second-place winner of the September Patreon Poll:…” Why is terezi LOOKING around a corner! she is blind… That’s… an ABSURDLY good question.
master-of-o: ropeandthings: Source: rope-heavy @ deviantart I really enjoy the absurd amount of rope in these hogties. I’ve never tried that many lengths of hemp, but it’d be very fun to do.i wished for a rope friend, it didn’t come true.
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As your Oneesantas, we once again embark on our effort to spread Gaymas cheer with an abundance of stories that (we will say) fit the season!Merry Gaymas!~Cyfer An Absurd Relationship: SpecialRead Online (Dynasty) || Read Online (Batoto) || Mega || Media
There’s not much relevant to talk about with this release, save for we’ve been reading your responses. Oneesanta rewards those who are patient with more chapters, which should clear up some confusion or cause more. Either is fine.As for off-topic
Over on Twitter, Sensei has wished us a happy new year (she hopes to draw a lot of manga in 2018 too).We also give you our best wishes for the new year. We’ll be working on finishing up Game and catching up on An Absurd Relationship before we start
swoodthis: argent-ace: paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute
Casual Friday—– Based off this wonderfully absurd thing I stumbled across: LINK Sure you may have seen that whole open chest sweater craze but honestly I think this tops it in its silliness :p
WIP for drawing class. Featuring my feet.
there’s something quite beautiful, haunting, and perhaps even familiar about this particular entry in a series known as poradnik uśmiechu (apparently polish for smile guide), and i have the feeling that you may agree.Ok, this is really awesome…
Just started Bojack season 3.Somebody hold methis is gonna get rough ;___;
A bit of squeeze and squirt (FA, Imgur)
twinknaruto: (team 8 sleepover) hinata: everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals and therefore there is no intrinsic value in this material universe. shino: hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your
Kotoumi by Aihara [ Fullsize ] If you’re wondering why the art looks familiar, the answer is yes it’s THAT Aihara that usually draws nanofate. It seems like summer is ending and the absurd amount of free time Kouhai had is quickly coming
yourphysicsiskarkatrocious: JESSE: EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THERE IS THEREFORE NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL UNIVERSE. JAMES: HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, FOR YOU TRUST THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR
(NSFW) http://bit.ly/2FYWRLNPrice 756 JPY Ů.78 Estimation (9 April 2019) [Categories: Manga]Circle: C2.Inc Prince Sinbad and Masrur hook up and make a little egg. Now they will raise it. Maniac absurdity with a heartwarming view. For M*gi yaoi fans!
thehorsewife: This absurdly sweet work of art is by the wonderful “WhyDoMenHaveNipples” http://mcsweezy.tumblr.com/ (Possibly NSFW) eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The Lamborghini Centenario Roadster Is Ū.3 Million of Beautiful Absurdity
artsehole: an absurd amount of people in my askbox want to see ms.paint doin naughty stuff with other characters. this pleases me.
Also, sketched some HUGE titas
I’m also convinced that characters intentionally changing up other people’s names for absurd alternatives is hilarious.
sanescientist: sashalovesbimbos: “As a reward for releasing me from the lamp I will now grant you three wishes!” “Naturally I can’t wish for more wishes can I?” “Of course not, that would be absurd.” “Good, that’d be far too easy.
I’ve got an absurd amount of unuploaded content this month. It is a lot.
Several years later, and it still makes me absurdly happy that Kristoria throws a rock at a titan.
thatpettyblackgirl: for a diversity coordinator position: Absurd.
Finished up a request last night for a hyperbusty shortstack whose milk caused growth which quickly lead to large insertions and absurd proportions. I think some milk leaked out in the process, because the story itself was pretty huge and Probably still
A Tales of the Far Shore FLR for [this ask] from @zarina-treats, featuring absurd growth and transformation as a woman’s parasomnia turns out to have some fascinating manifestations. So, if women growing impossibly large phalluses and bulking up
It’s absurd…
From the mother of creation tits letters and colours pour out…suck them! #pregnantcreativity #art The lab of anomalies (Humble beginning) : http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Lab-of-anomalies-(Humble-Beginning)/2261704
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Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “Metroid High School” (Ch. 1-4) It’s the completely absurd and impractical romance that nobody wanted.. except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was cool with cholera. True dat!1111111111111111111111111111111111
The Best Moment from “Phantasm II”This one is a much weaker, duller and lazier entry in the series that fails to live up to the sheer brain-melting absurdity of its predecessor. With that said… Chainsaws measurements.
Madhog Plays: “HAPPY ZONE” Madhog is a Worried Face Emoji wondering about the absurdity of Life.—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON: http://www.patreon.com/MadhogTUMBLR: http://www.teamyume.tumblr.comFACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/adrian.madh
Team Yume Against Humanity, Part 1: “The Nucular Death of The Universe”Seven lads, one deck of politically incorrect cards, almost three hours of mayhem. Can you withstand the power of ___ with a side of ___?—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON:
Team Yume Against Humanity, Part 2: “I WAS ROBBED!!!”___ are heating up! Can ___ survive the fury of ___ and can ___ pull that ___ out of his ___? Find out ___!—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON: http://www.patreon.com/MadhogTUMBLR: http://www.t
pedalfar: Theatre of the Absurd by =armene on deviantART
parsujera-nsfw: SORRY GUYS I COULDN’T STREAM TODAYI SWEAR I TRIED, BUT I WAS ABSURDINGLY BLOCKED TO DO ANYTHINGI HOPE YOU GUYS ACCEPT FULL ZYRA TEASE WIP AS APOLOGIESHAVE A GOOD NIGHT hope u do shaved as usual aswell, goddamn this is good
skazuhira-miller: Self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta
Alright, let’s talk about Mewni’s baddest badasses and also make absurd theories about them, just because we can.Eclipsa at this point doesn’t need any introduction, but we know that she’s known as the Queen of Darkness. She was married to an
I learned a lot from shooting this video today! one is that my reactions to things are absurd and two is that if you put a dildo on a pole, make sure the pole fits in the socket in the back. you can pick up the video here: https://www.manyvids.com/Prof
microkittycosplay:I learned a lot from shooting this video today! one is that my reactions to things are absurd and two is that if you put a dildo on a pole, make sure the pole fits in the socket in the back. you can pick up the video here: https://www
paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging
a-frank-admirer:I am a lover of absurdly and surrealistically fat thighs.(Center photo is MzFluff. If you can name these extraordinary sexy ladies, I’ll be honored to give them credit for their beauty).
makingrealalphas: I feel this weird sensation as his dick seems like getting thicker and longer in a manner that is not normal. I do aware of shower and grower but from 3 inches to 8 inches and seemingly going for more? This is absurd. And I don’t know,
incorrect48quotes:Kaeun: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!Sakura: You say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. I’ve got some news for you, Kaeun. For all you Korean trainees! You’re
plumppiglet: Eating that absurd amount of food you just ordered to make your feeder extra happy.Even if you may burst. 💥 One of life’s great truths…
peacethelily: roachpatrol: antikythera-astronomy: Sunset on Mars hell yes hell yes hell fucking yes We are alive to see a sunset from another planet This is absurdly impressive.
escapethewritersblock:paulsrockinpagoda:presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
element-of-change:highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll
paulsrockinpagoda: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my own
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
nursephantump: memeufacturing: me: clowns are everywhere. vine is gone. what next 2016. its almost november. what do you got for me 20162016: uhhh *flips through file cabinet marked “WEIRD ABSURD SHIT”* uhhh… y’know the president of South korea