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gio1x1: I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”
thecreatorofworlds: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ARTIE”S LITTLE SISTER <3 She’s such a sweetheart, Artie always posts all the cute stuff she says and it never fails to cheer me up. So here’s a quick birthday sketch that quickly got out of hand! I don’t
artemispanthar: Real talk, though, I kinda hold out hope that maybe Mary Elizabeth McGlynn will be a VA in SU at some point. Purely because I’m a total dork and I absolutely love when my fandoms overlap, haha. Also I figure its not too far-fetched
artemispanthar: I relate to Pearl in a lot of ways but one of the things I probably relate to most is her uncanny ability to stick her foot in her mouth and say the absolutely wrong thing in any situation, especially when actively trying to be helpful
gentlemangeek: jack-the-lion: gotherfather: gotherfather: bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is
gentlemangeek:callmebliss:A friend of mine got a copy of an old Dutch edition of The Hobbit. I absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had. The more I look at it the more I love it. Look at it. Look at
antiqua-lugar: we don’t talk enough about how much hawke and hawke’s companions love each other on a friendship path… like hawke absolutely sucks at gift giving. hawke’s the worst. hawke gifted isabela a fertility amulet and fenris a book about
thevicomte: fuckyeahhighqualitypics: sircuddlebuns: starscreamsnuggles: i was so fucking mesmerized by this scene when i first saw it omf IS THAT TH E FUKCING CHESS GUY when I was a child I was absolutely in love with this bit I STILL AM.
xaviersboner: fr33kinmatt: Absolutely me. I should get this tattooed on my body because it’d be the most appropriate and accurate tattoo on anyone ever
fatgirlopinions: Absolutely me
feminismandhappiness: cosmic-noir: chauvinistsushi: midnavidalia: soimpotent: prokopetz: A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see
princehans-kingnothing: This entire movie was an emotional roller coaster but this is the scene that absolutely shattered my heart.
farewellpacific: jins-perfect-sexlegs: farewellpacific: jins-perfect-sexlegs: #This evening just got better.#TAKE ME NOW RITA Bennie your insatiable lust for Rita is showing This is completely different from your love for Ryoji. SHE’S AMAZING OKAY.
At your absolute best, you still won't be good enough for the wrong person. At your worst, you'll still be worth it to the right person
the-book-ferret: builttagontough: Scarlet absolutely LOVES her new dig box. Thanks for the idea the-book-ferret SO EXCITING!! She’s so overwhelmed!
rapunzel-corona-lite: Show me how to lie, You’re Getting better all the time And turning all against the One is an art that’s hard to teach Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you step back into line a mob jumps to their feet
daeranilen: emarelda: Due to the death of vine, behold: MY FAVORITE VINE this was absolutely me when it started snowing a couple days ago
dogtit: i think she mad. can y’all do me a solid and not repost this to reddit? thanks in advance
buckyballbearing: I had the lightning rod realization why The Discourse about fiction feels so alien to me It’s because 99% of the arguments boil down to denying an individual’s agency Fiction is one of the safest ways to exercise your right to
snowhitebirb: It’s so cute, she wakes me up with this melody every morning!
Don't talk to me or my 47 anime gfs ever again
supreme-leader-stoat: supreme-leader-stoat: supreme-leader-stoat: supreme-leader-stoat: supreme-leader-stoat: Anyway, the OP of what I turned into my Christian meme masterpost has me blocked so I’m going to just restart my collection here. Enjoy.
mike-peace: jacobtheloofah:on april 11th 2020, me and pyro ruined kris’ life This was an incredibly fun read
the-absolute-best-posts: mothfather3-0: hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses? MAY WE SHAKE NOSES
i bet noiz could call koujaku the dumbest name and he’ll get offended no matter what. “shut up you absolute olive." "i came out to have a good time and why is it that i, a straight man, have to feel so attacked."
people who draw aoba with thick, full, and voluminous hair are my absolute favourite kind of people.
kinkyturtle: jcoleknowsbest: So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text…. Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and
hasuyawwn: a family birthday party in the morning, then another in the afternoon at the black needle with mizuki and koujaku, then another at night in bed B )(clear saw the hats on the internet and thought they were perfect. tae absolutely did not want
atlanticasoutheast: konkeydongcountry: katiewompus: ponywiki: starryflan: yellingintothevoid: starryflan: i was on twitter and it’s arrived the ultimate shitposting platform Is… is this real? absolutely have fun i got the username homosexual
thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
campaignofmisinformation: If they end the revival in the office, bringing everything full circle, bury me with dignity at Skyland Mountain. I will not survive.
kingjaffejoffer: gonna be a no for me, dog Hard pass
I must convince my wife to greet me like Sterling and Ryan just did every day after work. This must happen.
lavender-ish: My tummy is out yet I still love this picture. Your name is accurate, you absolutely are an angel. Thank you!! http://pleasurabledistractions.tumblr.com
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What an absolutely divine body she as! Perfect in every way!
wetdreamland: This is my absolute favorite picture I’ve taken of myself so far, I look like a little princess ♡
xsagacitasx: LET ME TELL YOU MY THOUGHTS Chapter 58 spoilers under the cut..! Read More
zibanitu6969: drawing him is very difficult for me.because it is my ideal.
brandytea: Pretty Roboys Wing is not a cutie. I’ve seen many sugary pictures of Wing. I have absolutely nothing against fanservice, but the image of Wing as a cute creature is not accurate. Having drawn a couple of cute pictures myself, I wanted to
garmmy: i just finished persona q a while ago and it was really awesome!! i loved it!!!! it’s a super tough choice now between this or smt4 for my 2nd favourite 3ds game…hmmm..but overall yeah i really enjoyed it! sure some parts frustrated me a
bontxt: universe-and-universe-universal: Allow me to give you a quick lesson in economics to describe to you how royally screwed we are. A network is a based off of one thing only; not to make you happy by keeping shows that only you like, but rather
so I have a tooth gap and sometimes I really like it, but most of the time I absolutely despise it I’m not digging it at the moment ugh
Call Them, Absolutely!
jaclcfrost:“but which one of your favorite characters is your absolute favorite?”sweats loudly
ghost-y: doomy: soundgoodizer: unpopular opinion maybe? but the microtransaction stuff in video games with like lootboxes/crates/etc (where it’s random and you don’t know what you’re gonna get) is absolutely gambling and should be subjected to
yiffvore: if someones pronouns are it/its you are obligated to use them and if not youre being transphobic for misgendering it and not respecting its pronouns it absolutely does not matter if it makes you uncomfortable because other peoples pronouns
More bullshit below the cut … I’m so tired, and it has absolutely nothing to do with sleep. That’s my living room, currently. Virtually none of this stuff is mine. The couch you can see peeking out from under the pile? That’s mine. the
writingjustforgiggles:More bullshit below the cut … I’m so tired, and it has absolutely nothing to do with sleep. Keep readingYet more, and another break … Guess who, while recovering from a stomach bug, gets to clean that all up tomorrow
aqua:i like reading ppls extremely excited tags esp ones like ‘OHHH M GGOS?? FAV’ like this person is having an absolute swell time and im glad to hear it
How do I tell someone ‘I’m an absolute mess and need a 3 hour long hug, no questions’ without sounding extremely needy and clingy?
My housemate: sometimes I look at you and think ‘you’re an absolute fucking weirdo’ and other times I think ‘someone’s going to be lucky to have you as their wifey’I was making Mac and cheese for dinner 😂😂
I’ve never seen anything and questioned my sanity over it. Like, I’ve never seen something and had to think whether it was real or not. That’s so terrifying to me but I’m scared to go back upstairs because what if it WAS real?
I hate talking about my anxiety I absolutely hate it I want so badly to just be able to do shit, or not stress myself out so much. I feel like I could cry all night and it wouldn’t express how badly I feel.
naughtysoutherngirl1980: poeticsir: My kind of girl. Absolutely me💋
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