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surprisebitch: deadmallgoth: elektragirlfriend:h-isforhome: amishsicario: he’s gay and he’s still at it I’m sure someone else added this somewhere but king Absolutely me as a weatherman.
Can we all just take the time to stop and appreciate how absolutely drop dead sexually handsome and gorgeous Kai is. Those big flawless lips. That perfect collarbone and great hair. That hand. Those seductive eyes. Kai is porn and the cause of Sexual
alohomorashlie replied to your post: Why am i feeling like its literally going to kill… world history is FUN! Are you sure? ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?!>Sksdjal just kidding. Its a cool subject but to be honest Its just the class I have a problem
THIS. THIS. Was absolutely the most perfect sentence Naruto Uzumaki has ever spoken. XD My life really IS complete.
everything-is-stickers: fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO OOOH NO woAh WOAH the first time this was on my
kittenfossils: onlyblackgirl: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: nothing about this isn’t extremely terrible. this is just a train wreck. this is awful if the first thing someone told me when i woke up today was “buzzfeed tumblr AMA for benedict
karpetshark:my niece absolutely loves minecraft so i tried to make a little minecraft cake for her birthday!! it’s a little sloppy since it was my first time using fondant but for an 8 year old’s party i suppose it’ll do that’s really good!
Well…I was only 13 minutes late to the office. I’m exhausted, I’m getting requests that are confusing to me and need more clarification, and I am annoyed with everything
houseofabrasax: you know what I love about jupiter ascending [jamie you love everything about it look at your fucking blog–]anyway you know what I love about jupiter ascending that it is absolutely 100% totally okay to enjoy the space in it just because
emperorstyles:2019 mood: absolutely zero shame in re-reading your own fics and saying “This was good. This was a good thing I did, I’m proud of myself and I’m a good writer”
It’s Herbing Absolute Gerblin
rabiscosetal: - See Killua? You only have to be polite!! - Shut up and give me that bag already!
viishkar: remember that mess of a homophobic alignment/orientation chart that went popular months ago? well i a known chaotic gay tried to remake it to be cooler. tag urself
fatgirlopinions: Absolutely me
catsaresocuteicanteven:You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one. Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.
that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:Accidentally falling for someone you have absolutely no chance with:
jaclcfrost: never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle there is a u in bouncy and there’s gonna be a u in that castle
h-airon: absolutely nothing is sexier than someone who can face temptation and have the maturity to say “this isn’t worth losing what I have”
jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
surprisebitch: cutegirlonline: jaydenskyewalker: baebyfaced: I JUST SCREAMED SO FUCKIN LOUD I’m the girl i love the bachelor absolutely me
wordsmatty: And then this happened! Reblogging because, quite frankly, getting a blowjob in a dressing room was absolutely awesome!
wordsmatty: It was a spur of the moment thing, in terms of the camera being brought in, the lighting sucked and things got a little blurry, but I still absolutely love the way that this one came out. You can see the sweat on her face, and the whole thing
fasterfood: i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say
nakedspacelesbians replied to your post “YES THAT, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. (you just gained a 5eva follower) I have so many pictures of just that I love it so much” well then I’m hafta load you up with pictures. ABSOLUTELY YES PLEASE.
foolsgoldd: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.
celestyeol: ok but was lifting ur leg up like this absolutely necessary??
I absolutely loved getting to top my bratty step-brother, Tai Crimson. [important note: Tai is a trans girl and her pronouns are she/her, but she played a male character in this scene. So, when referring to the character, I might use male pronouns, but
Ok, but seriously, @badlilblubunny‘s butt is perfect. Absolutely perfect. LOOK AT IT. (Ok, I’m done girl crushing nao) This is from a really hot scene which you can see here.
mademoisellchen: leather-and-steel: Absolutely. *yes*
7v7x: absolutely
godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborateand bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questionsno youre right. youre absolutely
The Doctor Will Save Me
cinephileslimited: i absolutely hate 90 minute long movies because if they are good you didn’t get enough and if they suck you feel like you’ve wasted 90 minutes of your life
I don’t know how I’ve survived this year at all. I mean it’s literally been the absolute worst, and I’m over here just smiling and feeling optimistic.Also, I gave my number out to the cute bartender, that I might be seeing again tonight at the
the-absolute-best-gifs: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
fayren: All these Hobbit feelings reminded me of my original OTP.
firelordzuko: do i believe in love at first sight? absolutely. i fall in love with every dog i see
I impulsively put on a lip cream sample, because I hadn’t used it yet and found out it is identical to my lip color. Like… put it on and the only difference was that my lips were glossy and a more uniform color. Absolutely bizarre.
stereobone: THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please
whitekitestrings: sorry about the boring ass static poses of characters doing Absolutely Nothing i wanted to draw more but i have no ideas. this is based off these headcanons.
krisjenner420: the goal of my makeup use is absolutely not to look natural like my goal is to look Otherworldly and possibly from the moon
in kind of cool news, we got a new principal a few days ago. we’ve talked a few times and as I zipped into his office today, he noted that I reminded him of a former student. I asked him if it was a good thing and he said “yes, absolutely.
I started Steven Universe today and it’s just been me muttering “luv these moms” every few minutes.
I just!!! Finished Part 4!!!! And I absolutely loved it. I love pretty much every character and I really want to cosplay so many of them. I love these kids so much and I can’t wait to see so much of it animated!
protocultures:I’m still absolutely in love with Bengus’ take on 90′s marvel characters.
blackcoded:me: is still taking pictures lmfao
blithefool:He owns pink cat slippers and no one can convince me otherwise.
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
breastforce:So the news of Tuca & Bertie being cancelled was the first time I had ever heard of it, so so decided to give it a shot.And good god, this show is a lot. It’s not the sort of thing that’s for everyone, but it being cancelled is absolutely
theworsethingsgettheharderifight:walking through the house at 3am with a blanket wrapped around me and immediately forgetting what the fuck i came down to the kitchen for
leatherleaves:leatherleaves:A guest just came by my front desk and said “it’s my husband’s birthday today, make sure you say happy birthday when he comes down!” and I love it so much it reminds me of that post that’s like “if I was dating
5 weeks outta the gym and Didn’t think I was goina go to the gym so left clothes at home. Ended up goin for a little bit. I look absolutely tiny (bout 220 still) but my traps looked decent for once. I think I’m done with getting big going
pullthepillarsdown: eatprayvalkyrie: kaijuvsgiantrobotsvsme: ripplesfromawaterlily: fuck-me-barnes: tessalynn: A snippet from an article on Huffington Post about what it means to be working poor. Pretty spot on… I got into an argument today with
Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out
natural–blues: tchaitea-hermione: thylovelylionheart: I absolutely hate it when people call sex a need. “I have needs” or “he has specific needs”—no, you have wants. Sex is a desire, not a need; otherwise nuns and monks would’ve died
decodingmystery: A planet in the 4th is what you’re absolutely not seen as, but what you deeply are. Planets here are hidden from view. Not in an 8th house way of suppressing the planets due to fear, or a 12th house way of repressing the planets due
jessalrynn: rosetylerblog: But she told me to warn you. She said two words: Bad Wolf. To make the TARDIS read “Bad Wolf”, she had to go back in time, to the age of Gallifrey, and either 1) set the TARDIS to be capable of suddenly displaying “Bad
jaclcfrost: make no mistake i love the ocean with my whole heart but deep water terrifies me so much.. what’s goin on down there? nothing i want to be a part of
“tu puta madre” means “you’re wonderful and gorgeous” in spanish and i think thats absolutely beautiful
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