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wittlejeh: Dongwoo: “What is ‘besa me’?”Fan: “Kiss me.”Dongwoo: *cutely runs away giggling awwwww* © goodlifewithu
meloetta: makebelievewithme: fatgirlopinions: Absolutely me i used to be just like this but once i got into a serious relationship, i didnt wanna show my body off for just anybody. it wasnt that he wouldnt let me its that i respected him enough to
spooky-fruit: ((Edit)) So I finished it digitally~ I left the tradish up there for anyone who likes it more <3 Also I added a green hair for shits and giggles Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared is the best fucking fandom to be in I’m so happy I fell absolutely
shadows-creep-inside-of-me: Drinking diet coke because I don’t give a shit about my body atm Look at those cute little panties :) and your body looks absolutely amazing!!
dumbass-bitch-disease: carnival-phantasm: archangelrebirth: sunshien: i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting Cause it’s Blackface What
breakyourfall: wlw concept: my girlfriend and i are laying in bed. i lean in real close, whispering like i’m going to tell her something important. i then proceed to tell her the absolute worst pun she’s ever heard, and she immediately shoves me
arbitrary-stag:Tbh men’s bulges are so much more sexy than the penis itself. Most of the time dick pics do absolutely nothing for me. 9/10 times I’d much rather see a guy rocking a speedo or jock than the full monty.
Just when I think I’m probably just a full gay that wouldn’t mind making out with girls, something happens to remind me just how pansexual I really am. This is why I haven’t officially labeled myself yet.
Any hot sugar daddies follow me? Poor student looking to make some money by doing absolutely nothing except look cute
littlebooklings: p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES,
makes wishlists on various websites as if I’m going to be able to afford anything for my birthday/christmas and/or I have friends that like me enough to get me things
handsomedogs: Ziva, my blue nose American bully. I am in absolute love with this pup.She follows me everywhere, stepping on my heels.
pixelthreat: Me: Are any of you familiar with Sailor Moon? Patrick: Yeah I love Sailor Moon! Me: I want to do the Sailor Moon pose Joe: I’m not familiar but I’ll wing it
cancerously: in all seriousness, without getting into specific spoilers, I think the thing that bowls me over the most about the adventure zone is the absolute love and care you can feel in every single piece of it that comes out of it being a podcast
6balls:which of these tantrums had by a 2-4 year old child @ me is most relatable to youfinished yogurt smoothie and wanted to not be finished with yogurt smoothiehad one water bottle but wanted to have two water bottleshad a spork for their pasta but
That awkward moment when you realize your old favorite guitarist looks like another good guitarist, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HE’S HIGH 24/7. I kid you not, looking at the latest official pictures makes me think Kaoru looks like Pata. >__>
This whole segment is just hilarious to me because he’s absolutely right. They (accidentally) break his sign and very awkwardly don’t say a word to him at all and then just leap away. They could just walk away but no, they jump. In unison.
sailor-soup: ARTEMIS PANTHAR: You remind me of a bear in a good way though haha THIS IS GREAT I LOVE BEARS. There’s only good things about bears as far as I’m concerned.This is amazing, thanks so much! I would absolutely be a bear is a
Okay, real talk, parents dropping their kids off at school are the absolute worst drivers
elsassassyeyebrow: lecaptaindom: Okay, saw this on my timeline and it absolutely infuriated me. My feelings on the military notwithstanding, lets take a look at some numbers. I’m about to drop some knowledge y'all.This will be operating solely off
ohaimarc: destroyer: rebekkaxmarie: But I am! about me Absolutely me!
roymustang: you know what i love i love when you find that one character. that character that is your absolute favorite. the character that, just by thinking of them, makes you incredibly emotional. you know that character is the one for you. they’re
junjoupurelove: Ren: Imagine Aoba is a genie on a bottle. Me: omG. Ren :What if a group of men have him come out. He grants their wish on the promise that the third one will be for his release. Me: (……I think I know where this is going).
ikipin: SOME KARASUNO BOYS IN DRESSES, thank you spookyshark-boy for the idea! This is what my life has become and I have zero regrets. I absolutely live for this. Yes, Suga is a goddamn disney princess. Also, Kageyama gives me major heart palpitations.
lulz-time: Maybe if you weren’t wearing her babies as shoes.. Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
garnetprincesss: gregwuzhere: chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me. I absolutely need my alone time. Thankfully my husband and
The twelve-year-old in me absolutely lost it in this Korean IKEA earlier today lmao
theruleset: aolprincess: I begged him to fuck me but he said I wasn’t worth it – that I was so disgusting, the only thing I was good for was the bottom of his dirty foot. The debasement was awful and I couldn’t get enough. Absolute filth. Smelly,
The Citadel DLC was absolutely amazing… But Mordin’s recordings…!!!!! Weeeeeehhh…!!! Just listening to the logs teared me up again dammit ;w;
Today was just one of those days that went absolutely fine, but my meds are doing nothing at all. Thankfully I’m not in no-emotion zone, but it’s really not that different from what my brain is spitting out at me right now. Hrgh. It really
surfjohnstephens: proboscismonkey: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP me getting absolutely plastered and causing a ruckus in the parking lot of a fast food joint
Fun fact: I have absolutely 0 fashion sense but I hide it by wearing pop/Internet/weeb culture shirts.One of the new peeps at work told me that I have cool shirts.Mission successed.
you know what’s great. when you’re trying to quit drinking and everybody is absolutely appalled at that decision and tries to convince you all night to Drink Alcohol or you’re no funalso turns out i am actually empirically no fun at parties without
thisisteariffic: I’m having a raw gems moment. Oh me oh my. via ByAngeline
marlynnofmany:aqueous2:instructor144:ventraman:rev-another-bondi-blonde:This could save your life.BOOST.Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.I especially appreciate this guy’s commitment to actually showing
bogleech:grave–accent:bogleech: Misconceptions and misinformation always bothered me so badly even as a kid, no matter what they were, I absolutely could not stand to catch someone thinking something untrue or distorted without them being challenged
feri-marife: trust him, he is absolute
pendejx: porkrub: porkrub: weloveshortvideos: This lady tho Is it just me or is this just a lady doing her job ??????? I fucking hate people so much like ……people are just tryin 2 pay the bills and then u got customers coming in filming you
brolinapproved: rawdibunu: phantasmsystem: armadillo: its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager oh my god No it doesn’t don’t put this kind of pressure on people?? you can absolutely fuck up in your teen years
theshitfucksart: Commissions! I’ll draw absolutely anything for you so long as it’s legal for me to do so- no underage character or bestiality, sorry! Aside from that, nothing is too nsfw, gory, or controversial! My base prices are; Sketches: bust
cerastes: losingfatfindingfit: recoveryisbeautiful: I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! this is perfection. For real, as someone who used to have heavy self esteem issues in the past and suicidal tendencies and who managed to heal, move on and come to absolutely
arabwife: me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*
All edgelord angst aside, I genuinely want to die. That doesn’t mean I’m going to kill myself, but I feel it in my soul. Every second hurts. The world is absolutely beautiful, but I am so disinterested in everything it has to offer me. I have no dream,
mereperf: ask-miss-frost: Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.
grimelords: sex scenes in books are awful because I always flip between them and the author picture in the back and get to imagine this 60+yo guy telling me about whatever this girl’s nipples are doing it’s the absolute worst time
mermaids-and-moons: spyke1985: faery-rebels: sohawkeward-deactivated20170409: Romania [ x ] WHY DID I NOT KNOW ROMANIA WAS LIKE THIS? Wow. My dad told me Romania was gorgeous, but just… damn. I’ve been to Romania and it is absolutely breath-taking.
katiiie-lynn:Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite human and absolute best friend @mossyoakmaster 💖 This holiday isn’t exactly one of his favorites but he goes out of his way to celebrate it and spoil me anyway because he knows I do 💖
yungkiitten: littledarlingnikky: taenam: bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested in but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful Honestly Wow just call me out tho
nasapussy:jervae:This had me fucking screaming at 2 amI thought it was just me 😩 Yo this was a whole fucken mood though
exampul: foxxies: written by me (foxxies), please do not delete this or change the source. ♡ this is absolutely beautiful
crystalized-snow: i-ship-you-and-me-because-i: This animation is absolutely glorious. Just take a moment to appreciate that this was all done by somebody’s hand; that they slaved over this, and this was the result of a human, not a computer.
fl0ppyfish: took these at Nottingham last night, totally worth the 4 hours there and back almost getting lost haha! I thought I was bad at Cardiff but this night absolutely broke me, seeing them all like this and their little speeches. I hope they keep
mskaylaj: alwaysupforfun82: fantasywife42: dallas-hotwife: rachelwants100cocks: It’s my pic. Dd you love seeing my wet pussy? I love showing it to you all… It’s me! yep Absolutely me! always! :)
superwholock2013: Meet Nick Vujicic, he was born with no arms and no legs and is, and will continue to be an absolute inspiration to me. seriously, if you are ever feeling down, listen to some of his talks… I guarantee you, you will feel better about
I feel like a stranger in the house I live in. There is absolutely nothing left for me here. I desperately need to get out.
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