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“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.â€
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control, you should see me in the bedroom.â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.â€
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used to create Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost.â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€
“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.â€
“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make you drab and dingy.â€
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t help but stare at you even when I’m talking to someone else in the room.â€
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“If you were a Power Ranger action figure, I would pretend my bed was Charlie Welsborough’s car just so I could tie you to it.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“Deciding whether Lady Smallwood’s first name should be Elizabeth or Alicia is hard, but not as hard as my cock.”
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oops continued thisss completely useless fightin technique like seriously you take two wackjobs who have been mindfucking for like a year and fuse them with dudes with healthy libidos wtf else is gonna happen
sherlock-needs-his-john: Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
~click down there for the weirdest porn i’ve ever drawn - mpreg omegaverse top!omega!john gross gross don’t you fucking judge me~ -1- & -2- okay so i sketched the right one first and didn’t like how much empty space there was so
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: nonothingatall: jendabenda: jinglepandas: egobus: modified-grrrl: petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women petition for everyone
indeedler: I feel like a Golden Sun 4 game resolving the massive hanging storylines in #3 is never coming Hey, we waited 8 years for #3. Keep the faith.
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: johnnyxmarvel: Sad and beautiful all at once. It’s like an abandoned library. Somehow, I feel like this is something that will actually happen one day. I need to write stuff about it now. Ahem. — This is a story about
sherlock: officialunitedstates: ATTENTION UNITED STATES CITIZENS asking for pencils and then NEVER returning them is now ILLEGAL. we are very proud of this new OFFICIAL law from the CONGRESS FOLLOW FOR MORE OFFICIAL LAW UPDATES its about fucking
sherlocked-for-life: Can we just talk about John being moved to tears by Sherlock’s speech?
sherlock: littlefavour: Just think about it for a second When I go to bed tonight this will be the last night of my life of not knowing how Sherlock survived the fall.. ? THIS JUST RUINED ME
sherlock-hannibal: Come on Andrew, I can see you are thinking about it.
sherlock-doctor-harry: oculousreparo: vvierd: everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liaryou know the one i’m taking about if you don’t have a crush on him now you’re lying as well fill me with your pixiedust
sherlock-is-ace:“It’s an easy mistake to make. He’s effeminate and therefore we think he’s weak, but that man sits in pubs and clubs and houses and hotels, telling all the world about his homosexuality out loud, all day long. It doesn’t matter
sherlock-addicted: missmollysolverson: rock-flag-and-jerkface: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love
sherlocks: you ever think of how often you break the law on a day to day basis. like jay-walking, illegal downloading, dealing meth. i don’t even think about it when i do those things anymore but it’s actually breaking the law
Sherlock: It really bothers you. What people say. John: Yes Sherlock: About me. I don’t understand, why would it upset you?
sherlock-is-gay-post:thewatsonbeekeepers:Shakespeare had a male lover to whom many of his sonnets are dedicated. To this day we don’t know his name, only his initials - WH. The sonnet best known for being about WH is sonnet 57. This is the one that
sherlock: girl I went to high school with, mad about being unfriended on facebook 🙃🙃🙃 girl I didn’t unfriend you because you disagreed with me. I unfriended you because you’re a homophobe trying to pretend you’re not 🙃
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: werdondastreets: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. OMFGGGG OMG THIS IS TOTALLY FREAKING WICKEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
ashkutch-ismy-spiritanimal: kooorrriiieee: So relevant right now. the tags tho
