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“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought of you, I’d be John Watson.”
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
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“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.â€
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
benedictedcumberbabeof221: drinkingcocoa-tpp: earlgreytea68: andrewbatch: Doesn’t feel so great on the other side, does it, John… Can we talk about Sherlock’s expression though? He looks just as sad hiding behind that box. WHY DO THESE TWO
lifescreamcomic: tl;dr, idiots say person is homophobic and stupid because she doesn’t fetishize homosexuality or fantasize about Sherlock Holmes having sex with Watson. This is tumblr dot com, everyone. Shit like this? This is fucking ridiculous.
call-me-bunny-banana: acrazypigeon: Taken from Empire Magazine’s interview with Moffat and Gatiss about Sherlock Season 3. At least he keeps it real
Listening to Steven Moffat talk about Sherlock on the radio:
dontgigglesherlock: I was talking to a friend about Sherlock today and I was like ‘well he deduces stuff and he’s an asshole’ and my friend just looked at me and said ‘so he’s a dedouchebag?’ and omg I can’t
science-and-magic: havetardiswilltravel: sherlockscoat: lotusbaby: It all started with a simple photo kladfjlsdjf all of my shit is lost GUH…I think that my brain just dripped out through my ears. I kid you not about this: tears are actually
