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“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.

“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.

“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”

“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”

“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”

“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”

“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”

“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”

“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”

“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”

“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”

“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”

“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”

“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”

“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”

“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”

“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”

“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”

“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”

“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”

“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”

“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.”

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.”

“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.”

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.”

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.”

“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?”

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?”

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.”

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.”

“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.”

“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.”

“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.”

“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.”

“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.”

“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.”

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.”

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.”

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.”

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.”

“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.”

“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.”

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.”

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.”

“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.”

“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.”

“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.”

“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.”

“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.”

“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.”

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.”

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.”

“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.”

“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.”

“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.”

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.”

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.”

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.”

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.”

“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.”

“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.”

“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.”

“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.”

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.”

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.”

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.”

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.”

“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.”

“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.”

“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.”

“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.”

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.”

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.”

“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.”

“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.”

“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”

“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”

“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”

“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”

“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”

“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”

“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”

“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”

“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask you out.”

“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask you out.”

“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”

“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”

“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”

“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”

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