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justsomeonewithadd: When someone is explaining something to me and I have to look away and like literally map out, visualize, and repeat everything they said just to understand what the fuck is going on
anxietyparty:babywhatbaby:staff:Happy Halloween!if you’re pretending to be Facebook why are you eliminating all of our methods of communicationRemember that post where tumblr asked what they should be for Halloween and someone said “a functional website”
taylorsvviftvevo: actuallykylekallgren: davidsexchuleta: drtanner: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” upwardsfreefall
indsubmale: amateur white wife fucking her BBC lover while husband films. at one point while fucking they are whispering to each other. couldn’t hear exactly what was said but the next thing you know her black lover pulls out of her and pulls the
Grown Up by *FizTheAncient Basically saying what I said with the WIP version yesterday: Drew this mostly to show the height difference in them when they’re adults and Monte gets a new body that is closer to his own. Pompeii also gets more accurate
loverboyrelldmv: princeofhemphill: Yes. I would fuck them both. Hard. Wish this is what they really said
i-want-spankings: him3-ros: redstil3ttos: i-want-spankings: 😈 No. I have dark BIG thoughts. Nope…they’re Little. 😉 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!
prettypennytraining: swedeshotties: It’s best to come prepared, in case they don’t have nametags. Not just conventions, although I suppose that is a good idea too, but everywhere. That’s what he said, and he’s pretty smart.
adurot:nightguardmod: fieldbears:squidsqueen:I’m just saying, if seals are mermaid dogs then otters are definitely mermaid cats. !!!!ottercha0s Actually they’re mermaid foxes. ^What he said. >w>And I loves foxies and otters <3
mikeneedsadrink: genghis-khanye: magicaltophat: drtanner: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” Nothing rouses my appetite
therewerebirds: triflesandparsnips: This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. “I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I
A girl asked me what a sugar daddy was today. I just blinked several times and said, “That’s not something you need to know.”
Today a kid asked me, “So if you’re a history teacher, who was the 23rd president?” I grumbled, “I’m not a US history teacher.” He nodded and said, “You know what? That makes sense.” Internally I was
*runs around flailing* Moments before:“Hmmm, they said the fastest route was from Clay Tunnel… *checks Max Repels and takes off* *insert 10 minutes on running around in a place I have no idea where what is BUT HEY THE MINING CART RIDING WAS
bitchyblue: So my friends have a little boy, he’s like 2.5 and they’re already teaching him about consent. He has this friend at daycare, a little girl, and the other day he wanted to hug her goodbye but she didn’t want him to, and his dad said “No,
fandomlife-universe: My mom just handed me a pack of socks (I love socks) and I shit you not this is what she said Mom: I think they’re Star Trek Millennium Falcon or maybe DC Marvel And I’m just sitting here like
ceebee-eebee: songofages: faejilly: Fashion Olympics, 2008 So I’ve seen several of the photos from this shoot wandering around tumblr, but it never said what they were from, so I figured I’d put them all together with a link. Because more Lucy
masterlovehurts: “There aren’t that many guys into anal,” is what Crystal said to her friends when they told her she’d better start training for when the Sexual Service Act passed. The first guy to bend her over after The Act passed fucked her
femmenace-t: pervocracy: postwhitesociety: hm I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from: 1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many
sparkitors: It was Shakespeare who first said, “ONLINE DATING, UGH” and we couldn’t agree with him more. But what would the bard’s most famous characters write on their profiles, if forced to look for love on the godforsaken hellscape that is
teashoesandhair: pageoflore: teashoesandhair: aquitainequeen: creepingmonsterism: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: This is a Mills & Boon from 1967 and honestly I don’t know what I’d do if I met someone and they said ‘with those hands
daxwashere: yaboybergara: A Fact. Peter: Holy shit… they said it was aliens. It was ACTUALLY aliens.Peter: What’s a buzzfeed? Is that like bumble bee food or something?
willhuntings: willhuntings: tiedupinaribbon: thebarbarians: copperbooms: australia or a fiery hot molten wasteland what’s the difference dude, apparently today was the hottest november day in a hundred years. but im pretty sure they said that
faejilly: Fashion Olympics, 2008 So I’ve seen several of the photos from this shoot wandering around tumblr, but it never said what they were from, so I figured I’d put them all together with a link. Because more Lucy Liu is always a good thing?
throh: 8bitsquirrel: thelastofkrypton: idk what it is but something about being in america really pisses kirby off There was actually a recent interview where they said it’s basically cute Kirby sells in Japan while badass Kirby sells in America
johnthemod1: laughhard: And they said college would be harder than high school… What did Jerry and Robbie do?
hardestcopy:throh: 8bitsquirrel: thelastofkrypton: idk what it is but something about being in america really pisses kirby off There was actually a recent interview where they said it’s basically cute Kirby sells in Japan while badass Kirby sells
gaydicks420:gaydicks420:im in social psychology and all the boys are naming what they find most attractive in women and ive never felt less attracted to men than i do right nowthis dude just read his list and he literally said he wanted a girl “under
ttotheaffy: shiphassailed: tigerpellets: I NEVER KNEW THIS I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION
Chloe wanted to play Steven Universe so she was assigning characters to me and our dogs and she said to me “You can be Pearl because you’re always telling us what to do.”
kinikxluna: ok i mistook kitty for what they meant about “having the gem at both sides of her hand,” and tumblr user rasamune said the gem goes through her hands. i mean, could this be true? i think that’d be really cool though. I mean,
sailor-soup replied to your post “The comic book article thing says Steven in 12! I wonder if that’s…” Yeah and in the SU wiki they said steven was a near pubescent boy honestly I found that to be the most hilarious thing ever idk what to
crunchwater replied to your post: crunchwater said:are the crystal … Thank you for amusing all my questions and silly head cannons! I really appreciate it hey, no problem! They’re really good questions/headcanons! I love talking about
guroigirlie: I have a weird theory about Steven’s mom in Steven Universe. What if Rose Quartz is a gem fusion of all three gems? That would explain why she was so tall AND why the gems are taking care of Steven. Plus, they said that gems lose their
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: anonymous said:how old r u then26 You don’t look it though, you have such a young face! haha, I suppose I do! I’m also kinda short so people always think I’m much younger than I am. Sometimes
the-andorian-mining-consortium replied to your post: anonymous said:do daddy long legs… The harvestman on the page you linked doesn’t look like what we call “daddy long legs/harvestman” in the UK burkemuseum.org/spiderm… the one
luiskingking replied to your post: weroni93 said:What about episode … Rebecca Sugar has some shit to own up to for fucking up the fanbase this bad over pie I think the pie thing is Paul Villeco’s fault because he’s the one who wrote
tryingmomentarily: @wolverineisalive said:11 for the OC meme! I’ve never thought hard about what they’re favorite animals are, so i did the animals i most associate them with! (same thing really haha)
therewerebirds: triflesandparsnips: This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were. “I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had
sydmarchmallow: dethcabforbooty: I was trying to listen music in class but i forgot to plug in my headphones and the volume was really high and i accidentally clicked on my night vale podcast and really loud it said RABBITS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM once
textbookxdotcom: Selma 50 years later. “Because of what they did, the doors of opportunity swung open not just for African-Americans, but for every American,” President Barack Obama said, standing in front of the Edmund Pettus Bridge where the
this is for all the football (notice I said football cuz that’s what they call it over in Europe) /soccer fans patiently waiting for the world cup 2k14
queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed.
justonlineobsessed: johnthemod1: laughhard: And they said college would be harder than high school… What did Jerry and Robbie do? we are all in suspense
dremoranightmares: laughhard: And they said college would be harder than high school… i am dying to know what jerry and robby did to invoke the wrath of the professor
piercednipples: polaroidpetite: So yesterday someone asked what they would have to pay to see me get my nipples pierced and I jokingly said 躔. But you guys actually did it so I held up to my end of the bargain and got these pierced today. I really
rain-in-the-sunshine: “At the end of the day people won’t remember what you said or did, they will remember how you made them feel.” - Maya Angelou - ~ It doesn’t matter how you look like either ~
jordan–reet:“That would be fantastic.” He actually meant what he said, he didn’t know if she thought he was kidding or not. “I hope they are, if not that’d be kinda sad and pathetic in a way.” “I’ve already got a book in mind.”
just-shower-thoughts: Girls can’t find their hairclip, but they remember what you said exactly 2 yrs ago at 2:13am
bespins: Harrison, not hearing what Carrie said, asks Adam to clarify…and then laugh about it for a lot longer than they should.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: elevensies-: they said it couldn’t be done venn piagram THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET. WHAT IS HAPPENING I MUST CRAFT THIS. My lovely followers, please follow this
flboy239: ccporn: CCPORN This is what amigos meant when they said “slaughter yah daughter”😂
familycumfest: “Seriously big bro, I’m only in my bra and pants and you’re going to cum already?” “I can’t help it, you’re such a hot little slut! All my mates have said what they’d do to you and thinking about it all is making me want
butitswhateveryonewants: I wonder what they’re doing in there…I want to knock but he said but was really important that he talk to my friend and I’d better not interrupt… bigpapi3
moistpubes2: AVN 2016 Hitomi Tanaka vs Maserati They said it would never happen.The promoters knew what the people wanted. The Big Tit heavyweight championship title fight of 2016. Who’s the winner? http://moistpubes2.tumblr.com/archive
chubbymon: harrypottercub: faejilly: Fashion Olympics, 2008 So I’ve seen several of the photos from this shoot wandering around tumblr, but it never said what they were from, so I figured I’d put them all together with a link. Because more Lucy
stardust-musings: “And so that was that. The Web of Time broken again because of me.”“But you said nothing!”“I told you! I saw you die!”“The Time Lords could have addressed the problem - it’s what they’re
