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belovedssluttyfantasies: They said they were going to hurt me but I would learn to enjoy what their big painful cocks did to me in time
babygirl-jane: masters-academy-4-babygirl: Master’s @babygirl-jane birthing a full sized apple with an explosive squirt like a good girl. Hmm, when they said an apple a day, this is what they meant, right?!
And you learned what their plans were when next day evening them phoned your wife and told her they would like to meet her again, but only if it was possible to meet her alone. They said it might be possible to include you at a later time, but only after
female-bellagio: I feel like they said to themselves, “Hmm. How can we make this sound as unattractive as possible?” They did a pretty good job. What’s this from? - D
generalelectric: GE employees asked the youngest members of their families to explain what they do. Sydney, age 3, said, “My mom works on things that shows mommies their babies before they’re born." Illustration by Victo Ngai.
sissyslutcaps: You filled in for your mom at the PTA meeting to stay out of trouble. Your teachers said they would buy you were her if you proved what they say about your mother not being able to say no to a fat black dick… or three. You do you best
fliptheswitchh: py-bun: IT IS NEAR who will survive this is what they meant when they said 2012 is coming
ladzone: I DON’T THINK THAT’S WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID LAY THE TABLE FOR BREAKFAST !!!!
So I work in a dollar store, and we sell really cheap art supplies. Today, these two kids bought a big pack of art pencils, and being an artist myself, I asked if they were artists, and told them I was one too. They said “Cool, what do you draw?”
reflectivedesire: I don’t think this is what Vespa and MsPervology had in mind when they said they should hang out more.
Nope, the Star Wars comics are still canon, when Disney said that the EU was over what they did was relabeled as “Legends” and they divide all the material in different levels; G-canon “George Lucas movies episodes I-VI” T-Canon;
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
papermoon357:pesanvel:He had to hold on. They were changing him like they said. Making him exactly what he didn’t want to be. He’s a straight A student. Top of his class. He loves books, video games, and science. This wasn’t him. His face was different,
la-romanesca: Films: Chilling Romance “Remember what you said about the protagonists in horror films? How they couldn’t fall in love because they had to be alone so that the film is more frightening? Just thinking about that happening to you —
lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
Love how no one on this site actually realizes that bullying people for who they are is actually super dangerous and an awful thing to do, even if said people they’re bullying are straight/cis/white etc. Straightophobia etc. don’t exist but bullying
mincedraft: mincedraft: wait a minute… didn t i see that one of my mods said they added axolotls?? and i didn’t look to see what they look like yet?? *frantically loads game*
butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE
tossme: “Éowyn, Éowyn!” cried Éomer amid his tears. But she opened her eyes and said: "Éomer! What joy is this? For they said that you were slain. Nay, but that was only the dark voice in my dreams. How long have I been dreaming?”
butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.”Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS
There was also a foreskin play video an american friend commissioned me for. They said they didn’t mind what I did with it, so I could release it to the public if desired. I dunno if I will or not. Is there even a demand for that sort of thing?
fatalneon: “I want you to be my very first. I know you’ll pound me like a jackhammer. That’s what the girls at school say.”“They does?”“Yes, and they said you have a huge penis too.”“All brothas gots big thangs.”“Do your brothers
whobahstank: ghettoblastin: temporary-virgin: they said i could be anything i became a pee bender at what point in your life do you wake up and say to yourself “Today I’m going to draw two cartoon animals fucking and while they fuck the female
goatzee replied to your post: man-of-clay said: the fact that they got upset… a male character and a female character fused together and later killed themselves out of confusion, and the fandom fought over what they were for days ribsgrowback
everydaytease: So I received a complaint, they said they didn’t like my black and white pictures, so here is one in color! What do you think?
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “my mom said they might let you…” she says everybody gets one tell her NOT NECESSARILY WHEN YOUR TEAM IS A FUCKING MESS (jk they score plenty of points it’s just
(makes an amazon wishlist) (realizes that anyone who wanted to get me/draw me/write me for a gift knows me to a fucking T and has already said they know what to do) (feels so touched bc what the heck I get so emotional over presents as a gesture)
gemini-problems: Gemini may have said things in the past that are contradictory to what they have said lately. It doesn’t make them a liar; Gems just change their minds incredibly frequently.
rnr-orange-creamsicles: doES ANYONE ELSE MAKE THE EXPRESSION OF THEIR CHARACTER WHEN THEY’RE DRAWING OR WRITING OR WHISPER THEIR DIALOGUE TO YOURSELF TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WORD TO USE TO DESCRIBE HOW THEY SAID IT BC I SURE DO
alloutforthewar:foxmulders:whats better than this. colleagues being colleaguesAfter we did six or seven takes, I said, ‘Cut, print. Got it. Thank you very much.’ They said, “No, we’d like to go one more time.’ - Rob Bowman
archaicapricity: So, someone in Steven Universe I think says something about something being “Ador-bubble” like, adorable, but they say adore-bub-ble And I can’t remember who said it, or what they were talking about, but I really want a
0itsasp00kyworld0 replied to your post: anonymous said:Could we then rena… people in the catdog tag like what is this haha, yea exactly. Does anyone remember when SU first started and people would use the “gemshipping” tag for,
mirshmurecya:im soo interested in characters that haunt the narrative like they are dead before the story even starts but god are they still there impacting things
Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for me. They just called
fatdickstyles: just-shower-thoughts: Girls can’t find their hairclip, but they remember what you said exactly 2 yrs ago at 2:13am Can’t find a 2mm piece of metal usually colored brown that blends into everything but remembers when you said something
butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
standbyyourmantis: muchtoocynical: communismkills: Hey remember when Bernie Sanders said women fantasize about rape? Hey remember when Hillary Clinton defended a rapist? Hey. What’s that “rape culture” you guys said you were against? for anyone
softest-evak: I said, “Do you mind if I still make fun of you on stage?”And my wife said, “Yeah you can make fun of me, but just don’t say that I’m a bitch and that you don’t like me.”In case you were wondering what real love and respect
that-potter-guy: notquiteluke: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL
notobsessedwithmisha: maghrabiyya: this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s i’m sorry we have failed you what we’re really missing out on is that hat exactly what I said before I read the comments. lol
butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK
taquito: little kid in line just asked me if i liked his 3000$ shoes and i said idk what they are and he said im just a hypebeast not a sneakerhead
glumshoe:tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202:glumshoe:any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit Like enslave humanity for the crimes they did to Mother Gaia?I said what I said
renohornyguy: When Thomas said we wanted to record the hookup, Jason said, “No way!” He didn’t want anyone to find out what they do after the gym…. Once Thomas flipped Jason on all fours, and started taking him from behind, he decided that a
zamiiz: Here comes a thought, that might alarm you. what they all said and oh how it harmed me; “something you did, it failed to be charming. Something you said, are suddenly swarming” and oh, I’m losing sight, I’m losing touch, all those little
bbwmargot: butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.”Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE
brendenfraser: “I said I’ve gone to therapy. I went to therapy. I said ‘Fine I’ll talk to a therapist and see what they have to say’. Because I do struggle with - I get anxiety about certain things. Press and things like that. And all of those
tossme: “Éowyn, Éowyn!” cried Éomer amid his tears. But she opened her eyes and said: “Éomer! What joy is this? For they said that you were slain. Nay, but that was only the dark voice in my dreams. How long have I been dreaming?”
cafai: lunarily: mildrose: sadteenproblems: i wish more guys groomed up like this this is sexy not freaking saggy pants preach Omg Stop^ Let people wear what they want. Fuck. It doesn’t affect you. What if a guy said shit about what you wear
damianshadow: They said she was cold hearted - and she said “so what?”
itskkiss: Your wife went home with both of them…. in the end she couldn’t choose she said and they were both happy to Fuck her together…. “best work conference ever” is what she said in her txts to you.😎
