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smalepornstars: Plying with his cock This was just too hilarious not to share. PORN COWS. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Ye olde blow job. In other news, sleep is apparently a thing not happening to me tonight.
More familiar faces! Possibly I have at some point posted all these pictures before, I don’t care, it’s finals time of my last semester of college, I have no more fucks to give.
In which we see the Silly Hat Fairy does not limit her attacks to women…
Soooo that last post went to the totally wrong tumblr. Sorry. Have a mustache to make up for it. (If anyone is interested in my other tumblr, which is personal, and by personal I mean mostly a whole lot of fangirling and capslock and apparently baby
antique-erotic: Sir, that is a mightily impressive display of flexibility!Â
mydaguerreotypeboyfriend: Brighton Swimming Club, 1863 (via The Retronaut) Check out those….stovepipes! Not strictly porn, but MY GOD do I love this picture.
….I think they need more prints…
Familiar faces! I’ve become rather inordinately fond of this little foursome.
On today’s episode of Oh My God, Why Would You Pair That Couch with That Rug, Are You Actually Blind?
Ye Olde Religious Fetishism
vintage-addicted:
vintage-eros: Putting The Opera Glasses To Good Use. Circa mid-1800s (France or UK), from the antique erotica archives at DeltaofVenus.com.
vintage-addicted: It took me, not kidding, at least two minutes of staring at this picture to figure out the legs. Anatomy and I are not friends. (also friendly reminder my ask box is open, for the love of god please distract me from this journal revie
thecloudedminded: thosenaughtyvictorians: Well that’s impressive Posting this not because it gets me hot. But it’s fascinating to know these arrogant porn stars today who think they’re so original have been just copying what has been going on
nightinmyveins: Vintage Erotica: a watercolor by the 19th-century French artist Achille Deveria. Image from Wikimedia Commons. In my head, this is Victoria and Albert when they got bored at parties.
In which we learn silly hats are not even limited to humans. Go home, bottle, you’ve been drunk.
Lesbian foursome! Gosh these ladies must’ve had a long day.
Girl on the left is so done with these shenangins
I’ve been staring at this one and off for months and I still cannot figure out what is up with or on that guy’s face. Is he wearing a mask? Is it paint? And why is he wearing what looks like a Navy uniform shirt and then plaid pants? Also,
Is it just me, or are naked man-legs kind of hilarious? Lookit them knobbly knees
valeriool: big penis Thought process: Is that guy in the background fishing? Oh look there’s a chick in the water …attached to the fishing line… …by her lady parts… Is…is he using her as bait, or did he seriousl
thosenaughtyvictorians: vintage-addicted: Her face. Those hats. I..I can’t. Reblogging this because I actually can’t stop staring at it and I’m also about 98.5% sure the hat on the right is literally made out of a chicken. A CHICKEN.
I have named her Mistress Bertha, in case anyone is interested.
antique-erotic: Well that’s a creative pose. Good morning tumblr! Have…whatever the fuck this is!
grandma-did-it: Another set assembled from pieces that came from different sources. I love it when people put photosets together so I don’t have to.
Blah blah blah dildo, blah blah blah chastity belt, I have nothing of import to say but holy fuck do I want those stockings.
Every time I see a photo from this set I am disappointed anew that the numbers on his collar aren’t 69. Because I am secretly a twelve year old boy.
vintage-addicted OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I FOUND IT THIS IS THE BEST OF THINGS
happybdsm: (Via Chross) Literally everything about this picture makes me happy.
This chair why is this chair why Also, props to the hilarious proto-photoshop ejaculate. But mostly why chair why
Everything about this picture is just…SO awkward.
I really have nothing to say, I just think these ladies are adorable.
antique-erotic: I…have…no idea. This is without doubt one of the oddest efforts at being erotic that the previous century ever offered up. I…what… I mean, we’ve seen some weird stuff on this tumblr, my dears, but this is…
Can it be? Another Naked Swing Woman? Ah, yes, today is a good day, my friends.
I like to think this spindly legged table collapsed shortly after this picture was taken, giving everyone involved a great story to tell at the pub. Seriously, that table cannot be safe.
I really don’t understand how in every single picture from this set, this chick looks like some sort of saint looking devotedly at Jesus or whatever. Woman, what is your face.
Somehow, this feels like an awkward selfie. Ye Olde Unenthusiastic Snapchat.
THAT IS A SMALL DOG THIS PICTURE MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE NOW YOU CAN BE UNCOMFORTABLE TOO
How you know I’m in this for the fashion and not the sex: I recognize pictures from this set not by their faces but by the flossing on her corset. If she ever takes it off I’m doomed.
I have survived Plague Part Two! Have a woman getting fucked whilst wearing a ridiculous bonnet! Huzzah!
More of these two! I think we should name them. Yes?
One of these days I swear I will do a round up of every picture I have found where they’re looking back at the camera like “Did it go off? I don’t know if it went off. How do we tell if it worked.â€
About time for another one of these, I think.
omg her face
“…in reference to passion in women. A vulgar opinion prevails that they are creatures of like passions with ourselves; that they experience desires as ardent, and often as ungovernable, as those with lead to so much evil in our sex.” -Dr.
antique-erotic: A gorgeous donation from Openshirtlover (a blog which, by the way, may be relevant to at least one of our shared interests, dear readers!), this beautifully sharp and uncropped copy of a photo I’ve featured before but not so clear or
Hello I swear I am not dead it’s just finals and holidays and things, have some lesbians. Or they might be bisexual. You never know.
there’s not nearly enough cunnilingus on this tumblr
ohhh jeez i don’t even know what to say about this one i want to murder whoever though that curtain was a good idea
Every time I look at his hat, all I hear is The Swedish Chef. bork bork bork
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THE CHICKEN HAT
a little thing to brighten up your Monday
Two days late, but I can’t even remember my own birthday let alone the birthday of my porn tumblr…Happy Birthday, us. I hope we have many happy returns.
This is probably the most skillful addition of a urine stream I have ever seen, and when the fuck did my life take the turn where that would be an applicable phrase.
I’m naming them the Half-Hearted Threesome. They’re just…not into it…
Apparently Swedish Chef dude is into the kinky stuff…
