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I’m sure the black lace over her head is an attempt at anonymity, but I’ve spent the last few days looking at Victorian photography of people in mourning, and all I can think is “mourning…porn?” Which, knowing the Victorians
Not Victorian, but hot damn, I love her.
kalliopestarmist: I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures I forget that old timey people were human, too. RELEVANT. Not porn, but still. You wouldn’t be here if your life didn’t need Victorians bein’
Bringing back these pictures, all together at last! Because Halloween. Also possibly may just go crazy posting tonight because I threw out my back, so my Halloween plans have become “lie on the couch on tumblr trying not to whimper in an undignifi
vintage-addicted: Silly hat time? Silly hat time. Yes.
Ye olde 69
And speaking of garish prints in eye-searing combinations holy jesus, what the fuck was wrong with people?! My eyessssssssss
Several photographs of that lesbian foursome stitched together for your viewing pleasure. In other news, it’s fucking cold here, I can’t feel my feet and I hate winter.
vintage-addicted: Obligatory horn-blowing double entendre
Look at this suave motherfucker with his ‘chops and his snazzy coat and his arm in a damn fencing position. There’s a penis/sword metaphor in there somewhere but I’m too distracted by his glorious manliness to find it.
vintage-addicted: In which man legs continue to be the most awkwardly entertaining thing on this tumblr to me. The only way this could be better is if he was wearing sock garters.
You guys. His beard. His. Fucking. Beard. Every time I see it, it’s just as good.
vintage-addicted: Hello and happy new year! I am in vacation in the damp Northwest! Have some proof that someone at one point thought it would be a good idea to make a dress out of something that looks like a bedspread in a hunting lodge! …actu
vintage-addicted: I’m like…70% sure he’s licking her teeth. Also they’re wearing matching socks?
victorianerotica: Â classic Sneak preview of a little thing I’m working on for you all…
kebechet: I’m experiencing Ass Envy. Ah the oh-so-difficult “Do I want that, or do I want to tap that?” question. …Pretty sure it’s “tap that”…
what the fuck
I want to be friends with these people.
There is just too much going on in on this set and it’s giving me a headache. Rug pattern, crochet stockings, a painted fan, a pillow covered in rope for some ungodly reason… I need an advil.
Right. I’m officially naming this woman St. Teresa. Thanks @mdwmffn.
Ok, yeah, really starting to think that dog is taxidermied…which just adds a whole NEW level of weird
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE FAKE DOG
Shots from this angle always crack me up because it’s just like…yep. Those sure are testicles. Good job.
JESUS FUCK THE FABRICS MY EYES WHY
Look what I found moooooore offfff!
“Only in very instances do women experience one tithe of the sexual feeling which is familiar to most men. Many of them are entirely frigid, and not even in marriage do they ever perceive any real desire.” -Dr. George H. Napheys, The Transmiss
and this collection of patterns is still just as baffling as ever
I’ve had this sitting in my drafts for like a year and I can’t come up with anything witty to say. She’s gorgeous and I’ve been trying to replicate that hairstyle for MONTHS.
Things I love about this picture: His hat His confused and slightly concerned expression Her expression that says she is all about this, yes His delicately crossed ankles Palm fronds??
the longer i look at this, the funnier his face gets
I’ve had this in my drafts for over a year and I can’t figure out why it seems so weird to me but it just seems…really weird…
Breakfast is served.
I’m going to post everything I have of people in ridiculous outfits today. I don’t even know what these people are dressed as, but they sure are dressed up fancy! Happy Halloween, my dear perverts.
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you guys, the 1830s were the actual worst in terms of fashion. THE WORST
grandma-did: Second of two posts. I don’t know where these came from, but I like it - kind of an early photo Kama Sutra….. Part 2!Part 1 here.
“And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like…”
threesomepixxx:A threesome including a golden shower. via /r/OldenPorn I swear I should start tagging for potted palms…
sweet hat bro
occasionally I come across pictures of people using root vegetables as dildos and like, I get it, it’s vaguely dick shaped and dildos were harder to find then, but all I can think about is that one episode of A Thousand Ways to Die where someone rupture
void-dance:Femme avec cornette et bas à losanges fouettant une autre femme, c. 1890. I WANT HER STOCKINGS
Hello lovelies, I promise I’m not dead, I just got a big girl job and still haven’t moved into my own place and things are a bit nuts. Also hello and welcome, huge influx of new followers. We’re basically what it says on the tin. Somet
antique-erotic: A picture I have shared before, but not so large and clear, and a fair while ago, making it thoroughly deserving of a repeat showing. Taken around the turn of the last century, by Guglielmo Plüschow.(I believe @thosenaughtyvictorians
And here we have a naked woman chilling with a taxidermied swan on a fake riverbank.Because, y’know…Victorians…
vintage-eros: Strung Up, Yet Agreeably So. Circa late 1800s Paris, from the antique erotica collection at DeltaofVenus.com. they both look really pleased with this situation and it’s really cute.
Obligatory snakes as metaphors for dicks joke.
Om nom nom
We expected a Skeleton War but no one was prepared for…The Skeleton Seduction
Hats AND butts. Oh frabjous day.
Our old friends Paisley Chair and Ruffled Leopard make a reappearance! Also, lesbians.
ladymac111: qsy-complains-a-lot: vintagegal: 1920’s erotica It didn’t take much back then did it you guys need @thosenaughtyvictorians in your lives if you think this is representative of antique erotica there were a lot more hats I HAVE BEEN
om nom nom part 3: the return of the nomning
I have finally come up with a tag for this sort of nonsense: unnecessary sexual acrobatics. There are…a lot of things that deserve this tag
A not so half hearted threesome.
That does not look comfortable.
This possibly the most awkward foursome I’ve ever seen. There is just so much going on, and the lady in the back is still wearing a single slipper.
We all want to know if the carpet matches the drapes, but rarely do have a chaise that matches the stockings!
