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“I didn’t believe him…’fucking liar!’ I said when he told me his cock was as THICK as a beer can. He swore it was true. ‘Impossible’ I thought. Then I saw it…FUCK! I didn’t think there was any way fucking him was going to work…it
He dropped his shorts as he sat down on the couch. He opened his legs and it just hung there. Huge, THICK fucking meat. I could only stare at it as he grinned at me. “Told you it was big” he said. Yes, he had mentioned that. I was instantly wet actually
phendroi: When I said animation this isn’t what I meant, but I had to put the rig through its paces. There’s a bug here and there, but it’ll hold up to whatever comes next I think.
brainstatic: It’s more like: Scientists: there’s a problem Bad scientists from a think tank funded by companies that require those problems to exist in order to stay profitable: no there isn’t Politicians who receive donations from said companies:
xoxo-beth: YS told me, "I don’t know what it is about you. I love you but sometimes I just want to hurt you.” I’m a spanko. I love being spanked. That said, there’s something extra special about it when he does it for his own pleasure. ♥
omgfamilyaffair: he said he couldn’t control his desires for me any longer, he had to have me…he didn’t care how…he just did it!…he took me right then and there,there was nothing i could do to stop him….i didn’t want to stop him…i was
bottomlessanal: Visible nipple There are not very many woman that can smile like this when there is a cock in their ass. It takes experience, practice and maturity. You go girl What Bottomless said… She must be an angel ;-)
lindir: lotr meme: nine characters (3/9) → Haldir “Not even to see fair Lothlorien?’ said Haldir. ‘The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love
take-me-from-behind: I’m wondering if there is any way to check if my girl has had anal sex before. Last night I fucked her ass for the first time and it wasn’t hard at all for me to slide right in there. I was ALL the way in and all she said was
goreanmann: bigboobiesbasement: There’s nothing to be ashamed about if you choose to be a bimbo. Be proud of it. It’s a lifestyle choice just like any other and it doesn’t have to suit anyone else but you! Well said!
littlesisterwish: I finally agreed to let my brother rub his dick on me until he came. He just wouldn’t stop bothering me about it! He said there was no pressure, I just had to lay there until he blew his hot load on me. About two minutes in, this
ultrafacts:Stan Lee said:“I think I gave myself a dare. It was the height of the Cold War. The readers, the young readers, if there was one thing they hated, it was war, it was the military….So I got a hero who represented that to the hundredth
faustsketcher: Sorry I did not post this last week after finishing it along with another commission (I’ll put it up online tomorrow aswell) OTL!! It’s been a somewhat busy early week with a birthday in there for good mesure. That said! A bit of
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you And all we've been through I said leave it, leave it, leave it There's nothing in you And did you hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me so good That you just let me out, let me out, let me out Of this hell when you're aroun
f4lconpunch: bellumpax: montagues: sunflowerlittleltwist: “The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, ‘It wasnt her fault, it was
Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing about touching me wearing this. The deal was you buy it, I wear it, I paddle you. It’ll take me a few minutes to change so go and wait in our special place. When I get there you’ll know how
Not. A. Step. Closer. The deal said nothing about touching me wearing this. The deal was you buy it, I wear it, I paddle you. It’ll take me a few minutes to change so go and wait in our special place. When I get there you’ll know how many strokes
Oh my god so. My dad’s computer video card is busted so we went to Office Depot and there was this guy named Travis working there, he looks like late 20s, early 30s, who was helping us. And in the middle of it he walked over to me and said “Whatcha
trollsplay: Anonymous said to trollsplay:Hey there! Is there any chance you’d make a piece with Roxy and a trans!Jade? It’s my OTP, and I love your art!
pheebs-taz: subbieblackgrl: I’ve said the following many times before in my time on tumblr, but it always helps to remind folks: There is no one-size-fits-all relationship in this lifestyle. There are male subs, female dommes, those who switch,
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haysins: hope you like tacos.haha i said “more mercymaker lewds soon” but it took me 10 millenia to finish this haha[full res]i was planning on adding another pic in the bottom left, that’s why theres pretty much nothing there.but i got lazy
paintedvanilla:earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel
adventuretime: fruitpinch:i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face
weirdletter:“It was always there, It was always watching. As he closed his eyes for one final time. It finally said hello.” By Alex Konstad, via alexkonstad.tumblr.com.
lurkerviolin: theravennerd: iandsharman: The difference between nerds and geeks. That’s it. I found it. The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference. There it is. It has been said.
bleachdalilah: thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN
: “I said to George, ‘Have you really thought this through? Because maybe it’s not such a great idea.’ But I had a feeling, I said, ’You know what – if there’s a weak link, if Carrie [Fisher] or Harrison [Ford] decides they don’t
idratherbevulcan: So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy
lyriumhappytrail: butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.”Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?PLEASE EXPLAIN
Melanie walked up to Mr. Crude and said, “You know what I like best about this top?”“What’s that, Melanie?” he replied.“You can easily reach underneath it and grope my boobs.” There was a pause and then she said, “Seriously. You can
adultstars-sfw:Adria Rae Adria lifted her dress, smiled at Mr. Crude and said, “I don’t know about you, but I really enjoyed my special project last week! Want to do it again?”He smiled, placed a hand on her ass and said, “Sure! Is there anything
“You look happy, young lady!” said Mr. Crude.“I am, old man! It’s the weekend and I have you all to myself,” replied Sabrina.“Is there anything I should know?” he asked.Sabrina smiled and said, “Pace yourself.”
“Thanks for coming by,” Lexi said to Mr. Crude.“Your message sounded urgent, so I rushed over,” he replied. “Is there something I can help you with?”Lexi smiled and said, “It’s been such a long time since
Even though it was a lot warmer than normal, there was still a slight chill in the air and Emma knew it was having an effect on her.She looked away from Mr. Crude and said, “It’s a bit nipply out, isn’t it?”
chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s
infinite-waffles: thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? Yup
bleachdalilah: thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN No one talks about
sissynikkineedsadaddy: The airline lost my suitcase. You said that it should be fine, that your ex-wife left some clothes behind and that her and I are about the same size. I said there is no way I’m wearing her clothes. We found some jeans and shirts
princesslovebirddaisycakes:browneyedangel73-deactivated202:Today was a Difficult Day,“ said Pooh.There was a pause."Do you want to talk about it?” asked Piglet.“No,” said Pooh after a bit. “No, I don’t think I
The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, ‘It wasn’t her fault, it was mine.’ And when he met Kate in January of 94, it wasn’t
cmdrlexas: so i went to the bathroom at chili’s and it was super air conditioned in there. i was by myself and i said ‘wow it’s really cold in here’ and then followed it up with ‘one might even say it’s….chilly’and i realized this is
buddahboy: Neighborss knockin on the door, askin me to turn it down, I said “there aint no music on” she said “naw man that weed is loud”
“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note. So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.” I saw her — boy,
rectumofglory: James: I got a fan letter, from a young lady. It was a suicide note. So I uh, I called her. I said, ‘Hey this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty of Star Trek.’ I said, ‘I’m doing a con in Indianapolis. I want you to be there.’ I saw her
“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note. So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.” I saw her — boy, I’m
lawson-the-omniscient: “So just wanted to say: yeah, I played Love in South America and it was a mistake. I didn’t think it through as I had said I wouldn’t again. I figured it had not been played there before so I’d do it as a ‘cover tune’.
too-shy-to-share: “Why don’t you trust me?” Because people leave. People break promises. People who said they’ll always be there will leave. People who said they’d keep your secret won’t. They may have meant it then, but things change.
sizequeenconfessions: shelikesithuge: She said that size didn’t matter when boyfriend was there, But this guy laughed in her face,He said that was stupid and told her he’d prove it, Now she’s on her knees at this guy’s place. Exactly! I
He said there’s nothing more humiliating than cumming into his own mouth.So I said, “Let’s lock you in chastity & later prostate milk you until it all dribbles into your mouth.”
seasons-in-hell: I was waiting for the longest time, she said. I thought you forgot. “It is hard to forget, I said, when there is such an empty space when you are gone.”
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