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idratherbevulcan: So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy
cheezetits: narcotic: There’s a book sitting in front of you. In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? Hell fucking yeah Sure. Just so I could dissect it all, disprove it point by point,
madame-spookyshy said: happy birthday~<3 Thank youuuu~! <3 theonewithretroeyes said: There is no pause button. Only a delay the inevitable button. and I think it’s called your imagination. =| *imagines as hard as possible… aneurism
masterlovehurts: “You know what? We all have needs! And there’s no shame in it. So what if it’s a lot of money.” she said, looking into the camera. “It’s totally worth it. That’s why I pay him to piss on my tits. He needs money and I
theoriginalpatpeez replied to your post: cobalt-borealis said:Most Cartoon… I doubt it will be IPad exclusive. As long as it has good music and a decent story I bet I will love it. Yea, thinking about it, I don’t think there’s any
russianoatmeal: lurkerviolin: theravennerd: iandsharman: The difference between nerds and geeks. That’s it. I found it. The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference. There it is. It has been said. Thank you, I now know.
lurkerviolin: theravennerd: iandsharman: The difference between nerds and geeks. That’s it. I found it. The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference. There it is. It has been said.
queerfabulousmermaid: lurkerviolin: theravennerd: iandsharman: The difference between nerds and geeks. That’s it. I found it. The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference. There it is. It has been said. LMAO
bubbleant: evilroda: thefrogman: Genesis: Chapter 3 20 And God said, “Let the waters teem with the breath of living creatures, and let birds fly above the land across the face of the expanse of heaven.” And so it was. 21 And God said, “Let there
tapixlaughingalonewithherself: Genesis: Chapter 3 20 And God said, “Let the waters teem with the breath of living creatures, and let birds fly above the land across the face of the expanse of heaven.” And so it was. 21 And God said, “Let there
butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.”Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?PLEASE EXPLAINWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, ‘It wasn’t her fault, it was mine.’ And when he met Kate in January of 94, it wasn’t
butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS
butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE
thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"I said to Kim Jongdae that he's the most handsome when he dances! Kim Jongdae said with a face full of satisfaction: 'There's actually someone who admires my dancing haha. I knew it hahahaha.'. I asked him to give me a heart and he drew a super big one
“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note. So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.” I saw her — boy, I’m
tester1001me: She said “I need to see you….can I come over? I fucking need that cock…bad” I tore into her pussy like always. She said “I love you….I really do…I love you more than my husband” It was weird….her husband was right there
“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”I saw her — boy, I’m
meghanbeda: bleachdalilah: thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN Y'all
cmdrlexas: so i went to the bathroom at chili’s and it was super air conditioned in there. i was by myself and i said ‘wow it’s really cold in here’ and then followed it up with ‘one might even say it’s….chilly’and i realized this is
bleachdalilah: thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN
sizequeenconfessions: shelikesithuge: She said that size didn’t matter when boyfriend was there, But this guy laughed in her face,He said that was stupid and told her he’d prove it, Now she’s on her knees at this guy’s place. Exactly! I
lurkerviolin: theravennerd:iandsharman: The difference between nerds and geeks. That’s it. I found it. The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference. There it is. It has been said.
icicleman: thefrogman: Genesis: Chapter 3 20 And God said, “Let the waters teem with the breath of living creatures, and let birds fly above the land across the face of the expanse of heaven.” And so it was. 21 And God said, “Let there be a herb
trenchcoatbard: lurkerviolin: theravennerd: iandsharman: The difference between nerds and geeks. That’s it. I found it. The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference. There it is. It has been said. I’m fairly certain
chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s
butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK
fawun: The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, ‘It wasn’t her fault, it was mine.’ And when he met Kate in January of 94, it wasn’t
vojoo: The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, ‘It wasn’t her fault, it was mine.’ And when he met Kate in January of 94, it
funandfuckery: It was a dare. I don’t know where it came from. And it wasn’t even much of a dare. It was a drunken comment. @toyjessica said to me and @naughtyfuckdolls “I bet there’s no way you’d get a chance to DP me before my surgery.”
weaver-z:Went on a date with a girl today and I said “I love seeing butches in Home Depot, it’s their natural habitat.” and she said “Oh that was me this weekend. Sometimes I go in there and buy bricks.” and I asked “Do
butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.”Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS
catchaglimpseofalleble: bleachdalilah: thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? PLEASE EXPLAIN
shaolinsuckerpunch: thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t? Haha
bbwmargot: butt-flower:bleachdalilah:thtwhitegurrl:slutdust:I bought my friend an elephant for their room.They said “Thank you.”I said “Don’t mention it.”Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE
demon-with-a-flower-crown: dean-and-samwinchester: fuckinh8you: your-recovery-is-possible: soggypizza: thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there
