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massivemusclebears: There’s nothing better for foreplay than when he rubs his thick meaty cock over you ass crack and hole letting you know that you’re about to receive him in the most primal way. fuck. yeah.
the-alpha-cock: babygirlssweetsurrender: Fuck.My.Face. Women take note. This is what you let Alphas do with you.Men take note. This is what you let Alphas do to your wives and girlfriends. Goddess @ricancumdumpbarbie
real-woman-are-rubenesque: When you saw her at the mall you wondered what she would look like makes. Well here you are..
You see, I was raised a feral child on the mean streets of Parts Unknown. Most of my contemporaries went on to storied careers as crazed Amazonian professional wrestlers but I wallowed in the alleys as I watched and adored the real artists in the penthou
sandyc4fun: Part II of the pounding. I need to get deep dicked like this now! How many loads could you drop in me in one night? I’d do WHATEVER it takes to make you hard all night so you could satisfy my holes
misshotwife: misshotwife:I promised a number of you a tally of my husband’s orgasms for the 2013 calendar year. I went through month by month and counted the number and type. He had 13 orgasms in 2013. The breakdown of the method of orgasm is
The real question is, how long will you go without an orgasm if I let you feel these beautiful legs? And do you have any suggestions as to how I could be certain of that?
the-wag: btw, whoever spots the meme in the comic gets a cookie. Any ideas? I’m proud of y’all. You’re all real villains.
You know, I’m still at episode 11, but Tumblr’s reaction to the newest episodes makes me think that we, indeed, didn’t figure out the real ships of the show. What if the true ships are, in fact, May/Ward (or Simmons/Ward) and Skye/Fitz?
The first part is where they have to guess who’s the real man/boy in the group. Girl/boy (this person didn’t reveal their gender in the show): Key-yah! Key: Nee? Girl/boy: Would you like to be my ninth man? (asking Key if he wants to be his/her
You’re nothing but a fucking snack for me, do you hear me slut? And if I’m hungry you better believe that I will fucking eat your delicious cum however the fuck I want.
z33zy: algebraicsmile: Just because you’re in a relationship doesn’t mean you have to be so far stuck up each others ass that you can’t make time for your friends anymore. Luckily, my Fuckslave’s liked by everyone. Hell, they prefer her over
You know what? I was thinking of unfollowing some of you jagoffs, but I’m gonna do what my girlfriend does. I’m gonna keep some of you as a constant reminder that there are people doing far worse than me. Now instead of getting angry and tired of
jathis: If you see someone sad blogging who has depression and you unfollow them and then bitch about how you’re tired of trying to cheer them up and they don’t automatically cheer up and magically fucking stop having depression Well sometimes,
crownmalone: ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?”
godtricksterloki: amoying: warm soda is the worst thing that can happen No. Just throw ice in the cup of soda and problem solved. Beer is a tragedy because you chuck it into the freezer and stare and wait and wait and wait and wait.
linhatesyouxo: tyrannia: how do you aggressively flirt with someone like you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch How I compliment anyone.
godtricksterloki: fledgling-composer: pinkhairedlesbianadventures: the-enchanted-story-of-us: lets-go-lesbos: provoice: the-enchanted-story-of-us: This breaks my heart. Please reblog. False. This^ is what you look like at 12 weeks in the
cosbyykidd: ibiki-chan: popitfadatnigga: old high school classmates saying they miss you. old high school classmates sending you a friend request old high school classmates messaging you to “catch up"
How I react to most “suicide” attempts. You either do it or you don’t. You don’t “attempt” nor “try” that.
itsdeepforhappypeople: BEST. DESCRIPTION. EVER. You people are retarded autistic mongoloids for believing such shit. Now, if you substitute SEXUAL ORIENTATION with GENDER, you “MIGHT” have something there.
myblogthingiewastaken: Do you ever see a post you swear you’ve never seen before but still
radioactiveheroin: eh-nder: oliviatheelf: If I’m correct, this is the documentary about the Asian forest where a ton of people commit suicide every single day. People will literally park their cars outside of the woods, go in, and never return. You’ll
nerdfaceangst: rad-feminism: “The holocaust was legal, slavery was legal, segregation was legal. If you use the state as a metric for ethics you’ll end up disappointed.” I yelled something similar to this at some dude at my college who
guitarsandcontrabandx: strugglingtobeheard:ohhwendypeffercorn: sensxal-bliss: If she’s a “hoe” and you slept with her then you’re a hoe as well. Always reblog Basically. Also niggas that talk about their sex game the most tend to have the
africant:“When you hear whites say: ‘get over it,’ ‘slavery was a long time ago,’ ‘my family didn’t own slaves, ‘the Jews owned the slave ships,’ ‘your own kind sold you into slavery,’ and other sentiments like these, know these
samanticshift: “i’m against trigger warnings because you don’t heal by avoiding what scares you. controlled exposure is what works.”that is literally the point of the trigger warning: to give people a heads up so they can choose how and whether
bussitwideopenuniversity: “If you’ve been hearing about the “riots” or the #purge or the “Warzone” in Baltimore today, this is important context. h/t Jon Berger Sergio España“I want to make this as clear as possible:Step 1: the
arbitraryexistence: i live in baltimore. these riots are happening within a few blocks of my dorm, the cvs that got burned down is the one we all shop at, last night you could actually see the warehouse fire from the upper floors of the dorm building,
reckless-lovee: blackgirlcrisis: questionall:pileofmonkeys: I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty
plushdarkgoddess: The problem Im finding with a lot of men is that everyone thinks that they can fuck and its just simply not the case. Them tired ass upper body strokes you been doing since high school is not gonna make her cum, if you even care about
bandoras: princefaery: please be kind to the janitors and cleaners that work wherever you do. they are working around the clock to make your building cleaner and more comfortable for you to be in, and it isn’t hard to say a quick “hello how’s
pacxfuckedxmadonna: nefertiti–edgeskinky: sourcedumal: sevenseventhree: important. watch how you talk about the violence in chicago; understand where it really stems from. if you are blaming communities, get the fuck outta here. But they not tryin
wocinsolidarity: mochafleur: alwaysbewoke: The fucking truth. The. Fucking. Truth. Gentrification is such racist fuckery. You discriminated against Black people for centuries. Refused them mobility. Stuck them in areas where you did not invest in
marissakerri: ratedmirr: on a later note… if you have spotify listen to Jazmine’s album. and if you actually have the money ,buy it. shit, if she’s in your city go see her. it will definitely be worth the money. help a struggling black artist
madeinthexf: Catching up on Tumblr is like reading a book backwards. You get all the nuanced references and reactions far before you have any idea what the fuck anyone is talking about.
solarsenpai: It’s safe to say that the non black people that believe black people should be humble and not knock your fuckin’ block off if you’re racist are the same ones that will be racist to you and don’t want their block knocked off I don’t
skyetownsend: fangirljeanne: skyetownsend: Interracial relationships are not a problem. You love who you love. The issue is a man refusing to date a brown woman because he is afraid that his children will look too much like him. The problem increases
girl75lostinspace: johannamas0n: If you are the 10th largest company in the world, why is it that your only mission is to be the 9th largest company in the world? Why isn’t it about the value for your customers and making sure your workers are getting
hotephoetips: tbh i never understood how some dude couldn’t find the clit or the g-spot like even the first time i saw some pussy in person and even with the smallest clit i ever encountered it’s like the shit is right there son you can’t miss
ragingprogressive: silverlullabies: Can we talk about the fact that every time anybody is asked “what would you do if you won the lottery”, everybody’s first and immediate response is “Pay off all my debt”. It’s not “buy a sports car”,
trebled-negrita-princess: manif3stlove: lyricsbygreg: yinx1: elegantpaws: huxtablemilf: Denise leaving for Hillman. Possibly the most beautiful thing you can say to your child. People always forget the Like is more powerful than Love. You
i-know-how-you-kiss: anexperimentallife: So if the Democrats take the Senate, Bernie Sanders becomes head of the Senate Budget Committee? Which would make him the fourth most powerful individual in the United States. Imagine how much we could get done
thetpr: guywithamohawk: stop-looking4me: fredexmain: sexxyfirefoxxy8: theblvckcool: Just say the word… He was bout that life Malcolm’s like bruh I know we got our differences but you just say the word and I’ll send my boys out there to you
sanguinarysanguinity: dealanexmachina: chillwhiskey: ok you guys this is the only political thing i will be posting on here but re: the 2018 and 2020 elections - YOU HAVE TO VOTE. AND DEMOCRATS HAVE TO WIN THEIR CAMPAIGNS FOR STATE LEGISLATURES. IT
moregreasethanbeef: xomariahh: its almost 2017 and if you’re still sending anonymous hate on tumblr, you need to reevaluate ya life The first and only time I got anon hate it was crazy cuz the whole time this stranger was saying terrible things me
melaninmedicine: fetsey: aryolsblog: I have come to the realization… I don’t trust men, myself included. Neither should you. We just don’t have the best track record This is true. At least you honest
quietly-islayem: suprchnk: are you feds? take our quiz and find out! do you happen to be a fan of any of the following sports teams? spurs texas rangers cowboys any team in texas really except the rockets patriots celtics boston college duke byu notre
laurdlannister-kingslayer: nurse-peach: narwhaled: nurse-peach: if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me 贄 this is an average looking neighbourhood wym paypal.me/nursepeach Look like STL west county You can barely drive
the-stinky-squid: nyanberry: Hey u guys tried VR yet If you cum in the game you cum in real life
the-real-seebs: snout: there’s a post that’s like “its amazing how much you can get done if you just sit down and focus” with a second comment thats like “imagine being nt” and it has like thousands of notes but the op has adhd and was
austriea: i cannot believe that the ministry of denmark made a 1:1 scale model of all of denmark in minecraft this is a real thing that really happened you can go on servers n everything or download chunks of the country and im not sure how to feel
the-real-stevie-nicks: willinq: seanographic: Me as a judge: Do you swear to spill the tea , the whole tea , and nothing but the tea We find the defendant to be actual trash. Take a fucking sip babes
You fought very hard in the Games, Miss. Everdeen. But they were games. Would you like to be in a real war? Imagine thousands of your people, dead. Your loved ones, gone.
the-entire-furry-fandom: lmaonade: the-entire-furry-fandom: lmaonade: water is cool but where is water 2 its pee maybe the real water 2 was the fluid we made along the way you drink water and it’s sequel is pee
bemusedlybespectacled:renthebarbarian:notabled-noodle:I don’t care if something is “natural”, because natural is not the same as real. maybe being trans is unnatural or medication is unnatural. or whatever else. but. that doesn’t make the experiences
the-real-goddamazon: oscarpetergomez: splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: penciltests: “Lilo and Stitch” 2002 Deleted Scene Lilo plays a trick on the tourists. IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND I desperately
The glasses weren’t that cool, they just made everything black except the sun which was like this. The real cool part was during the total eclipse, and you could look at that(space-gays-tm)i swear i think the eclipse knew i was waiting and just decided
