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The policeman said he was only going 5 mph over the speed limit but swerving in the lane. He made him get out of the car and take a sobriety test. Why didn’t you just tell him the real reason? You can’t control yourself when unlocked.Â
The adage doesn’t specify what kind of pink clothes real men wear, now does it? So wear it! You’re guaranteed not to be a “real man” for much longer.
The teeny SaRenna Lee may be short but she’ll take the jumbo bottle of sunscreen, thank you. If you haven’t bookmarked bustypics by now, you beyond our help.
swanswanhummingbird: SwanSwanHummingbird scours the earth for women who have that “shine” that you know you love. I have 50 updates a day of the most attractive women in the world. Join the happy throngs and follow SSH.
Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Real lions were invited into the studio for Disney animators and artists to study during production of The Lion King. The same lions were also recorded when they roared and these sounds were used in the film.
You follow me into the alley way off that a busy street and I swing you around and push you up against the way with my crotch up against your ass. I kick your feet apart to force your legs to spread out. Bending down I slowly frisk your body. Sliding
geek-art: Geek-Art.net : Santa Cruz : Simpsons Skateboards Check out this awesome Simpsons skateboards collection by Santa Cruz… All of them are for real, so if you can skate and if you want to become the next Bartman, this is what you need !
the best kind of relationship is the kind where you two just cant not be touching or near each other. Theres no real boundary between their body and yours, you just need them close as much as you need your body attached.
“It was real, wasn’t it? You and me. Such a long time ago, we were just a couple of kids. But we really loved each other, didn’t we?” -Allie
The more things change the more things stay the same if things would never change then everything would be different. Time is the real test that changes everything and if you change with time you stay the same because everything is changing with time
the-wag: I’m going to sleep now, send me Rainbow Dash. I’m sick and could use something to cheer me up. ONLY CONDITION. The Rainbow Dash has to be drawn by you, good or bad or both. You can use paint or gimp or sai, whatever you have. Real pencils
For all of our lovely tumblr artists, we want to make sure you know that Jason is hosting this awesome contest on Twitter! The winners will get a real The 100 poster, unavailable anywhere else.Show him what you got!
You Are a Pirate! (The “Monkey Island” Version) ‘Cause real pirates carry chicken pulleys on them!Lyrics:Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free!You Are a Pirate!Getting blown off by a cannon is cool; Learning to fight like a dairy
Fear level: when you hand the lady at Joann’s a coupon on your phone and she starts swiping to see if you have another one
d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you
the-real-ted-cruz:@ masculine boys: I love you @ feminine boys: I love you @ cis boys: I love you @ trans boys: I love you @ boys with dark skin: I love you @ boys with light skin: I love you @ tall boys: I love you @ short boys: I love you @ boys: I
lileiv: See you Space Cowboy… - You’ll never believe, but I actually finished watching the show for the first time ever today, only to find out its actually the 20th anniversary of it first airing! Time to figure out how im gonna draw all those fantastic
the-real-numbers: the-real-numbers: kiralamouse:bimbogollum:f-identity: bimbogollum:Damn [Image description:Cropped image of medieval-stylized printed text, focused on a line which reads: “This wenche thikke”/end image description] Thank you
the-real-ted-cruz: @ masculine boys: I love you @ feminine boys: I love you @ cis boys: I love you @ trans boys: I love you @ boys with dark skin: I love you @ boys with light skin: I love you @ tall boys: I love you @ short boys: I love you @ boys: I
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: parenting tip making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you
adorability: Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit! Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless.
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING! If it ain’t interesting to me or I outright hate it, then
real-aerithlives:I am spending more time writing the final book in the ‘Chastity College’ series lately.Please, if you haven’t already, and enjoy my captions like this one, check out my books on smashwords. Selling those are the only way I’m able
meetmeatthecoda: jellyfish-with-ocd: agxntkeen: You deserve the best in life, Lizzy. It’s the reason why Tom had to work so hard to be that for you. lizzington week ≡ day five ↳ lizzington is real – what makes you believe Lizzington is already
manywinged:oh, you think you’re a silly goose? that’s adorable. but darling, you have no idea what real silly is. not yet. you can’t outgoose me.
you-wish-you-had-this-url: i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison
the-real-goddamazon: thahalfrican: cashmerethoughtsss: dirtycartunes: tumboy: 50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x] i cackled at the video YOU GUYS WAIT THIS HAPPENED I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD PHOTOSHIOP!!?!?! Omg it’s real get me the fuck out of life
the-real-bobby-hill: get to know me meme | [4/10] Current Celebrity Crushes: Idris Elba “I’m rebelling against being handed a career, like, ‘You’re the next this; you’re the next that.’ I’m not the next anything, I’m the first me.
the-real-numbers:kendallroy:kendallroy:kendallroy:also with all due respect the main reason the left loses so much is that y’all refuse to compromise on the language and messaging you use to speak to voters. i swear if you rebranded “defund the police”
You’ve teased me enough throughout the night… and I see you’re quite wet from all your play, but are you ready for the real games to begin? Think you can handle it?
bitchcrvftt: White privilege is being able to shoot up a movie theater and leave alive in the back of a cop car. It’s driving around in the BMW daddy bought you killing because you felt you were entitled to women’s bodies & afterwards the media
muslimrave: one time a boy tried to pull my hijab off i punched him in the face closed fist, short swing, right in the jaw there is a point where you stop trying to educate people and start making the consequences of their racist bullshit real fuckin
hersheywrites: When everyone told you that rioting wasn’t going to work and you wake up and hear that Freddie’s Gray death has been ruled a homicide and the pigs are being charged.You were saying?“A RIOT IS THE LANGUAGE OF THE UNHEARD.”One more
justcallmebishop: Christian, when you judge the world by Christian standards you are expecting them to do on their own strength what only Jesus could accomplish for you. When you judge the world for not having Jesus, your judgment actually reflects
anglete: beyonslayed: charitypot: pocahontas: how high does the sycamore grow? if you cut it down, then you’ll never know me: Pocahanas: You think you own whatever land you land on the Earth is just a dead thing you can claim me: You think
psiioniic-miracles: lost-and-maybe-found: alt-j: nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes you sound boring. You sound like you’ve never had the scent of cigarette smoke ingrained in your clothes to the point where people in middle
texasenchantment: freedom of speech means that the government can’t imprison you for what you say, not that the rest of us can’t tell you to shut the fuck up
odinsblog: After watching even 5 minutes of the GOP Debate last night, I’ll bet you probably think that the Republican Party can’t possibly sink any lower, don’t you? Silly you. I want you to think back to the 2012 Republican clown car. Remember
givergirl: thedatingfeminist: If a problem a marginalised community faces seems simple to you and you’re pretty sure you know exactly how to fix it, but you’re not part of that community, chances are you don’t understand the complexity of the
crime-she-typed: seaquitsong: dancinghomestuckforever: the bad part about being an introvert is that you feel like you get left out of everything but at the same time you’re not sure you wanted to go out and do the thing anyway… Everything
refinery29: This is what a real, qualified OBGYN will tell you about what women feel when they get an abortion Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed
unicornempire: ginnydi: Okay, here’s the problem with the idea that oppressed groups can “alienate allies” by not being nice enough: You shouldn’t be an ally because oppressed groups are nice to you. You should be an ally because you believe
sonoanthony: Once I meet you in person. I understand your texts better cus I understand your jokes I see the facial expressions I see the gestures I see how serious you get when you talk about certain subjects I see how with others you joke a lot with.
karrmennn: tuby21: devthagoddess:I am crying !!!! Lmao Lol hahaha its called karma 😄 How 🤔 You look lame as hell if all you wanted was pussy and waited half a year for it. Shoulda told her that shit so you ain’t waste six months of your
you-wish-you-had-this-url: i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he’s
the-real-rg: the-real-rg: Me: Okay! Here’s that death scene we planned! My character, who was created for the express purpose of dying and has now decided Not To: bold of you to assume I can die My favourite thing about this post is how everyone
The worst part about purgatory is the wait.Because you can’t make plans while the ones you’ve started haven’t finished.And it sucks, because you and me could be something real. But we both have our lives. So i guess i’ll just
milkworts: mugiwara-jm: Are you fucking serious is this a prank? how is this real. the purple one is doing the same pose. the moose has the exact same hair and color scheme for his clothes. the pink one has darker pink splotches and antennae. how can
the-absolute-funniest-posts: patonki: you’re walking in the woods there’s no one around and your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him the real slim shady Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
the-real-ted-cruz: Hey ladies: wear red lipstick, wear skirts, wear dresses, wear winged eyeliner, wear the “girliest” clothes you can find, or don’t. Wear whatever the heck you want, and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise.
the-real-eye-to-see: The officer followed the biker in an UNMARKED CAR, meaning it wasn’t a police car. How the hell would you react if a car just hit you outta nowhere? People don’t understand that the anatomy of a cop’s body is very different
the-real-eye-to-see: the-real-eye-to-see: Because you can not rewrite our history, because we remember everything
the-real-teal: innaturenaturally: When you immerse yourself in the natural world you never know who you’ll meet. This is super cool because it looks like a flying girl hunting a turtle on the moon.
If you find someone’s personal profile that you know ~in real life~ and either A) shame them for the content or B) tell others when you have no business doing that, you are the LOWEST kind of person when it comes to social norms. So it’s totally fine
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