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milf-eugenia: Your wife met me like this when I came to pick up the books. She wanted you to know that her pussy is totally ruined after I’ve ravaged her with my big tool
undie-fan-99: Sexy “Marc Dylan” wearing his blue Superman briefs and cock poking up past the waistband
Real, and equally tired of the plagiarists and fakers
This should be a real pussy. Wait for the mess. ;) I would cum again and again and again …
The real scent of a woman drives me wild, it’s almost enough to orgasm on by itself. But maybe that’s just me.
asdflkasjdf I just realized that the plant behind me makes me look like I’ve got some Christmasy poinsettia fascinator pinned to my Krispy Kreme hat. Welp, someone go make that shit and sell it on Etsy.
The lovely Emma Stone making the main point in my problems with how people in the real world see me… I am soooo tired of hearing aww you’re cute/adorable/pretty/etc. because yeah I am but I'm SEXY too damn it! I want someone who can see
cryanisback: She finally outed me with some close friends. Two of her oldest out of state friends came for an evening this week. My wife/mistress told me that I was to have the house in perfect order, that I was to prepare and elaborate meal and
yogahotwife: I absolutely love meeting a tourist visiting Orlando for a nice booty call. This young stud let me know the day before he arrived in Orlando and we made it happen. If your ever in Orlando and you would like to possibly meet me, and your
bostonfunguy33: Anything I’ve posted prior is not mine. This is the first time my wife and I recorded her pegging me last year. Since then we do it multiple times a week now. Aren’t I the luckiest husband in the world?
strapontaker: strapontaker: pretty-when-he-kneels: strapontaker:My wife said she came three times while using the strapon on me during this extremely shortened video, The elusive, but much sought after, pegging video that shows the woman having as
The trailers for SOMA, with the real-life robot segments and the environment roll-through, made me really hype for it, especially since it’s Frictional. But after seeing the actual game trailer, now I’m not so sure.
Hehe once again all of you on here made me so horny that I just absolutely HAD to be fucked. I hope you all enjoy the end product
clefslair: Reylo drawing achievement: 100%Final result+ wip.This drawing was a real challenge. I took my laptop on holydays with me and it has a problem with the screen : everything looks greyish (I already tried many times to change the settings but
the-wolf-and-the-fox: BUBBLE COVERED BELLY BUTTON! Seriously, I looked at this after I took it and cackled like the witch Wolf accuses me of being.
foxytail11: foxytail11:I got really, really excited after Master cummed in me hehe I’ll post the close-up of me playing with my creampie if this gets a lot of notes and people are interested =) My sexy GIF sets My creampie sets My princess plug sets
I’m very bad at sharing selfies. I took this Friday. It is now Monday. The rare occasion where I actually look good in a picture I took of myself…
My first real birching– from a pretty awesome special feature film coming soon to Northern Spanking. I’m really into the fact that you can see the shape of the birch bundle from the marks.
the-real-mspa-reader: hellyeahthomassanders: Seizing the Day! 💫 by Thomas Sanders Literally me for the past month XD
trollingchannel: http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/ Just like me liking being straight, apparently to gays makes me homophobic.
grrrlfever: if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
thieves-likeus: licayalovejones: One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is. I most be a genius then. I’ve also
pizza: when i meet a new person i’m scared of mentioning something they haven’t already told me but i’ve learned from internet stalking them Not me, I like to confront them on such things after awhile.
darrenstummy: the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
godtricksterloki: fitandhealthyforlifee: friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon: Two MSU basketball players raped a woman in the dorms then one admitted to it. Their only consequence was that they had to move out of the dorms. This picture is of me and one
i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done
theundeadgirl: me at work. Me everywhere.
allmyrandomfandoms: Me too, Doom. Me too.
aleccto: “more, give me more, give me more” (x) For knowledge is power and I will use that power to crush my enemies.
bobdoom: doozy: me every day after work Me all day, every day.
godtricksterloki: This gave me a headache. EVERYTHING GIVES YOU A HEADACHE LATELY! Including or especially me, ROFLMAO!
unfollovving: How do I stop annoying the people I like “How do the people I like stop annoying me?” Would be my question.
dextrometh2: paintdeath: this made me ccry TELLIN me
secretlifeofageekygirl: stuartspot: don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time And listen to my ipod imagining that I’m in a movie and thinking up dramatic scenarios in my
godtricksterloki: thetorontokid: robin-scherbatsky: shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you Yeah, that pretty much means all of you. Why the fuck are you all following me in the first place? Something must be wrong with
spywerewolf: j-rusalem: captorpyrope: do you ever think about your kinks and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you No…. Yes… Considering my kinks I should be put in jail. Jail’s not enough for me. I should be in the deepest, darkest
spywerewolf: tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels. This is me about LC tbh
beggerprince72: One of the greatest Bond lines of all time… James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! The funny thing is, they ALL apparently expect him to die yet, NONE of them just stabs him to death
firelorcl: i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
the-real-kam-bam: Only because someone on here talked to me about me and not my body. Thank them 😘
me and jim kelly/kareem abdul jarip-off/bruce leroy about to ruffhouse with me and a titty monster. oh its real.
hamdoullahcava: ”My conscience won’t let me go shoot my brother, or some darker people, or some poor hungry people in the mud for big powerful America. And shoot them for what? They never called me nigger, they never lynched me, they didn’t put
amx004qubeley:fughtopia:salon:As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission
bussitwideopenuniversity: “If you’ve been hearing about the “riots” or the #purge or the “Warzone” in Baltimore today, this is important context. h/t Jon Berger Sergio España“I want to make this as clear as possible:Step 1: the
Biiiiiiisssssshhhhh I remember when these white folks would be askin me dumb questions about my big lips and makin me self conscious and now it's cute... Yall suckin on some mothafuckin bottles wishin God had blessed you the way he blessed me
i-am-america: A boy in Idaho got he face smacked into the back of a car after his mom called the cops to report that she’d found him, and if you read the local stories everyone is SHOCKED!!!! that the police would do such a thing. Umm? Excuse me?
the-real-eye-to-see: Ruby Bridges was the first black child to desegregate the all-white William Frantz Elementary School in Louisiana during the New Orleans school desegregation crisis in 1960. This movie made me cry, I was so heart broken by
kushandwizdom: Someone please tell me WHY THE FUCK it is acceptable to have dead black bodies showcased all over the place, like its art. You never see any other race murdered and their bloody body printed on the front of the national newspaper, unless
flowisaconstruct: lollipopcrumbs: This is so sad for the children in “the greatest country in the world”. And let me tell you, that money is NOT going to the childcare providers, either. They’re scraping by. I was paying 軌/week for three
londonsbrownsugar: Told the cab driver I was going on a date with a guy on holiday He asked me if he was white, I said yeah He told me I should steal all his money and only let him take me to 5 star hotels. I started cackling. He was like no forreal,
blackboyjoy: delphineygt:Wakanda is a real country and Chadwick Boseman is their king, no one can tell me otherwiseOkay but the black panther mask plus the dunk is an iconic visual if you consider the following: Black panther party was seen as a national
the-real-stevie-nicks: willinq: seanographic: Me as a judge: Do you swear to spill the tea , the whole tea , and nothing but the tea We find the defendant to be actual trash. Take a fucking sip babes
skellydun: me every december: i hope christmas feels like christmas this year me this december: is it really december? where’s the snow? christmas?? what happened to november? ? is time even real
dunfetti: me: *has an extremely diverse music taste* also me: *only listens to the same ten artists*
arashincleric:arashincleric: If you’ve seen me in real life recently, you may have seen a large mark on my arm.That’s because on the morning of Friday 18th Sep 2015, I was assaulted by someone I thought cared about me. My now ex-boyfriend Ian Mooney
the-real-nightshade: dirtybiwhore: My friends and I were the life of the party I’ve managed to fully turn the tables on @dirtybiwhore, making her tongue me in public! Of course, she has no shame, so I can’t humiliate her or anything, but it’s
real talk though, i never cared for Disney movies where humans are the main characters except for a select few (like Brave) and i never liked the little mermaid or beauty and the beast and tangled is pretty dumb and boring etc etc
