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gay-gifs: Here’s the gif of me riding the dildo that I promised you guys. Thanks for the 5000k followers! Wish I had a real dick inside me right now
gay-gifs: gay-gifs: Here’s the gif of me riding the dildo that I promised you guys. Thanks for the 5000k followers! Wish I had a real dick inside me right now
M and R in an anal / facial.  She really loves anal, some of the best orgasms I’ve ever seen her have. Â
cluestripes: [ You calledme the sadness and hatred inside of you.The idol of your invention.The vision you made real.Something I’m not. ]X || X (Thanks newvagabond for this translation! )EDIT: Background credits!
The real hard stuff for me: my wife decided to have fully unprotected sex with her lover Michael…and she stopped using the pill. A real turnon on one hand…on the other hand the maximum humilation
Me the 90% of the day, the 90% of the year.
The White Watched Woman. I hardly thought of her as the submissive type, but she’s surprised me again. The thought of her on lead, crawling after me, begging to worship my cock on her knees. Wow. Just wow.
onlyshecums: Oh no! For my Christmas present, my Love gave me a “Sexual Free Pass” for the next twelve days (the twelve days of Christmas?)! She won’t refuse me any sex or orgasms for twelve whole days! Even worse, the fine print says for every
subtowife: So this is happening. My wife went out for a girls night out. She told me to clean the bathroom in a pink thong. She texted me asking if I did my chore with the proper attire. I sent her a pic of me in her thongs..and her answer was that..
missmaepavlovia: It’s more than the act of you kissing and sucking My toes. It’s the total submission to me, wanting to please Me and give Me anything and everything I want. The mental space precedes the act and the mental space is what I’m going
allysins: 3rd boy to feed me his cum in the boy’s restroom (the last guy didn’t wanna record it).Walked to my car to smoke with Madysin, and he flashed his lights at me in the parking lot…followed me back inside. From my craigslist post I guess?
real-aerithlives: Limited Time Offer: With the purchase of any of my books until the end of April, message me to get a free commissioned set of captions 4-6 boards long on the subject of your choosing (within reason). Just message me with the details
the-wag: I’m going to sleep now, send me Rainbow Dash. I’m sick and could use something to cheer me up. ONLY CONDITION. The Rainbow Dash has to be drawn by you, good or bad or both. You can use paint or gimp or sai, whatever you have. Real pencils
When it first happened it took me by surprise. The cock in my ass had become the whole world for me, its thrusting in and out my entire existence. I began to feel an unbearable tension all through my body; from my aching cock to the tips of my fingers,
Mmm my favorite time of day is any time where I get fucked. This is just the beginning of the fun. I’ll be uploading the end (including my orgasm) on Pornhub later tonight if you all want it. Let me know!
Ever look in the mirror and say to yourself “Damn, I’m ugly”? That’s me looking in the mirror every time. Not posting this to hear you guys tell me I’m wrong. Just being real. I don’t want you guys to think I’m
ceasarslegion: I think part of what makes the McElroys so lovable for millennials and gen z is that they’re a REAL underdog success story. All the ones about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs starting Apple and Microsoft from sheds and Jeff Bezos starting
acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna
robertdeniro:“You gave me my first glimpse of a real life. Then you asked me to go on with the false one. No one can endure that.”The Age of Innocence (1993) dir. Martin Scorsese
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING! If it ain’t interesting to me or I outright hate it, then
daddyfuckedme: Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck I’m the opposite. If I care, I’ll tell you that I already know the
This is me with just about half of the shit that’s popping up on my dash as of late. Tumblr, ENTERTAIN me. Don’t FUCKING annoy me.
clhampir: I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET DON’T CALL ME THAT I AM EVIL I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME
fan-dong-o: sheamuslover: wwewrestlingsexconfessions: I wish the storyline would be real and The Shield would kidnap me. They would fuck me really hard and good to convince me to join them. I would. Fuck yes!!!! mmm yes. i’d love for all 3 to fuck
the-real-numbers:daarlingdatura:the-real-numbers:Nothing fills me with rage quite like seeing “no overnight visitors” on an apartment advertisement, like, who the fuck do these random landlords think they are, to deny someone the ability to
sixofclovers:Put the first real emotional taz scene for me in a comic, petals to the metal is so good
the-pietriarchy: me in real life: a silent mystery me on the internet: ask me anything I love oversharing im so alive
the-real-norbert-hofer: me: *lying face down in mud in the middle of the scottish highlands* friend: what are you doing? me: *muffled because of the dirt* I’m having me time
The only reason I know the names of so many gems and minerals is from playing World of Warcraft. The knowledge has no real practical applications for me but it does allow me to own at the gem and minerals category on Jeopardy
Real talk though, I’m a total sap but the ending of Unfamiliar Familiar probably would’ve pissed me off too solely on the fact that Archemicarus turns into a human and it always bums me out to lose animal characters
the-masked-hunter:Baby race really does make me sob uncontrollably every time huh?Bingo’s line “maybe you just saw something you wanted.” Referring to Chili is like a one hit KO oh my GOD. Also the MUSIC 💙💙💙
the-real-goddamazon: thahalfrican: cashmerethoughtsss: dirtycartunes: tumboy: 50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x] i cackled at the video YOU GUYS WAIT THIS HAPPENED I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD PHOTOSHIOP!!?!?! Omg it’s real get me the fuck out of life
the-real-bobby-hill: get to know me meme | [4/10] Current Celebrity Crushes: Idris Elba “I’m rebelling against being handed a career, like, ‘You’re the next this; you’re the next that.’ I’m not the next anything, I’m the first me.
real talk when will the day come where all the aoba johsai 3rd years step on me
blacknoonajade: karkles-the-adorabloodthirsty: sonofbaldwin: I got dressed in my traditional Indian regalia, but there was a man, he was the producer of the whole show. He took that speech away from me and he warned me very sternly. “I’ll give
cosbyykidd: calvin-klein-sign-me-already: All these photos of the white looters is just like when cosbyykidd and me were at the mike brown rally. Almost all the people who were destroying property or trying to incite the police to violence were white
I stand with Korryn. The cops would have to shoot me dead on the spot before I let them take me into police custody where they could torture me and abuse me like they did with Sandra.
meowwwdb: destinyrush: this YUP. Was reading this in the morning and it had me fired up…. especially after watching the 13th is really astounds me how people can ignore/deny history and the truth…. man…..
candiikismet: sobeitjayt: When You Watching HurtBae And The Part Where She Says I Forgave You Cause You’re My Best friend That’s real No lie I was fighting the tears back. Kourtney had me in my feeeeeeelings. Leonard the coldest nigga alive.
90scherry: this is real love. true meaning of for better or for worse
the-real-nightshade: blackfuta:@the-real-nightshade knows how to spend the holidays. Now if I could just get her to let me be the reindeer next time. Well in hindsight, with the way you rode my ass, it was kind of appropriate that I was the one with
I’m back, posting my old content and creating new content on that website everyone uses (you know, the one that’s ONLY for real FANS of my art). My site is free and you can find me there with the same name as here, but without the DASH.
modern-hedonist: I’m back, posting my old content and creating new content on that website everyone uses (you know, the one that’s ONLY for real FANS of my art). My site is free and you can find me there with the same name as here, but without the
the-real-rg: the-real-rg: Me: Okay! Here’s that death scene we planned! My character, who was created for the express purpose of dying and has now decided Not To: bold of you to assume I can die My favourite thing about this post is how everyone
the-real-ted-cruz: aterum-krs: Me reblogging an “ask me” post that’s gonna get straight ignored like the last 20. this is the realest post on this entire godforesaken website
“you know we turn up for this pretty boy shit, you feel me? like i said, shout out to all the beautiful girls around the world, you feel me? Aye, man, pretty boy, street boy, you already know man. tiny shirt all day, tiny shirt every day.” -Brandon “Lil
neongenesisevangaylion: i have spent a real long time worrying about how my life isn’t dramatic enough for me to be a writer instead of savoring the years i have without the anxieties and grief of the mature adult world
7bottles: i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me
sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh
the-doctor-and-his-companions: portentouscatastrophe: xxcookievampiressxx: kitsunelenali: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. I almost had a heart attack. this is so
kisbys: me Uploadin a bad Art™: haha don’t worry guys….. this isn’t for real next time ill Draw smthn that’s good me, the next Day, uploading another bad Art™: haha don’t worry guys….. this isn’t for real next time ill Draw smthn that’s
the-real-skeletor:the-real-skeletor:the-real-skeletor:A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found youPart 2Part 3 blue polo girl on the verge of tears is me always
![cluestripes: [ You calledme the sadness and hatred inside of you.The idol of your invention.The vision you made real.Something I’m not. ]X || X (Thanks newvagabond for this translation! )EDIT: Background credits!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9d918cd3d13284b13534b387073036b9/tumblr_nqs99kj2gA1ssh3b0o1_250.png)
![the-real-goddamazon: thahalfrican: cashmerethoughtsss: dirtycartunes: tumboy: 50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x] i cackled at the video YOU GUYS WAIT THIS HAPPENED I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD PHOTOSHIOP!!?!?! Omg it’s real get me the fuck out of life](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5fb750f1724a66d4d8236b398785a9c8/tumblr_n6qu51sG4S1qgzxcao3_r2_250.gif)
![the-real-bobby-hill: get to know me meme | [4/10] Current Celebrity Crushes: Idris Elba “I’m rebelling against being handed a career, like, ‘You’re the next this; you’re the next that.’ I’m not the next anything, I’m the first me.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/69189bc6cc4c35086fe1a78d9e67c29b/tumblr_n9a00oMd811s6m71eo1_250.gif)
![sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bf771b381d60e0c1278094576692f39b/4e6628c9618d4b75-5f/s512x512u_c1/300d3d470c28315f838ecfe98cbcd6f2e87de595.png)
