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ineffablequotes: Aziraphale: Crowley sometimes talks in his sleep, its adorable Crowley, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not…
astrangertomykin:me: it’s nearly 3am i have work in the morningmy brain: how was crowley going to get to alpha centauri
queerstionboy: i never noticed aziraphale’s smirk after the wall push scene he really is that bitch huh
speremint: Thanks so much to everyone who joined the stream! A LOT of people had requested something with Crowley’s plants and AziraphaleHonestly what a trainwreck
apocahipster: the feel when ur love story would take a 6 part miniseries to properly explain
kadywicker:raphael crowley is so funny to me bc he’s the patron of marriage but he’s still like “its been 6000 years and idk if aziraphale likes me likes me”
sentaart:What happened after the bookshop burned down :’)(Aziraphale doesn’t sleep)
anotherhawk: awesome-fan-number-one: tartan-thermos: oh fuck, oh god 1. The Nazis recognized Crowley. They had never personally encountered him before - “Mr. Anthony J. Crowley! Your fame precedes you.” But they knew him by reputation; enough
mochachailattecafe:When crowley hears “my dear boy” at 3am after trying to drink milk directly from the carton (based off this text post)
unsolvedt: ok but this ryan and shane as modern day crowley and aziraphale though: (but in a bro way) (they still run bfu and ryan tries to use it as his way of warning humans the dangers of demons/ghosts/spirits. shane, a certified demön, fucks him
leanncar: armageddonwithit: Crowley is the only reason Aziraphale has never been discorporated before. This is comedy gold
amaranthology: obliviousaziraphale: lesbian-zom-bi: obliviousaziraphale: crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door
goodomensbutwrong:Aziraphale: [Sneezes]Crowley, chilling out on top of one of the bookshelves as a snake: Bless you.Aziraphale: God?!
scinnlaece:well, then welcome to the end times.
ngoziu: “And should the petunias step an INCH out of line — ”“ —YOU’RE ALL CHERISHED AND LOVED.”
beyoncepatronus:jesus christ imagine working in a literal subterranean vermin infested basement mould growing out every hole working your ass off to convince priests to have a wank in the hopes of not being fed to giant dogs and then ms crowley walks
chrizwho: aziraphale’s knowledge of emojis is low key as extensive as michael sheen’s, while crowley is just as clueless as david tennant and that’s the tea more ineffable husbands ( x ) and ( x )
fawnnbinary: You kick his body like the football? Based on: ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒʳᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵒⁿ ᴷᵒ⁻ᶠᶦ
tio-trile: If you think about it, we hate Gabriel because we all identify with Aziraphale, but in reality, objectively he’s just that annoying, but normal and “just-doing-his-job” boss. Aziraphale, on the other hand, is objectively a terrible
jamglob:spot the difference
cliopadra:Somebody’s been rewatching the Hobbit
doyoubelieveinnargles: Beelzebub just gives me underpaid secondary school teacher vibes HEAR ME OUT: Spends their nights drinking wine grading papers exhausted - writing “can do better” and “not demonic enough” in the margins Tired from keeping
two-nipples-maybe-more: crowley: we could stop armageddonaziraphale: we can’t interfere, it’s the ineffable plan!crowley:
killerweasel: knightofthesevenfandoms: vodkertonic: hey remember that time jon hamm and anna maxwell martin Did This and then the ineffable bureaucracy pairing was created, causing people like me to make dumb gifs like this: ha! yeah i don’t remember
cyber-phobia:pacifistcowboy:i love that whenever someone draws snake crowley they draw him as a regular sized snake when in the show he was fuckign massive but i haven’t seen a single drawing of Huge Fucking Snake Crowley and that makes me a lil sadI’m
avenoire:Much Ado About Nothing but its the Ineffable Husbands
prokopetz: Level 1: Porn with plot Level 2: Porn with social commentary Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos Level 5: Porn with math
goodgonads: not the first one to make this joke but
marauders4evr: assiraphales: aziraphale in his diary in 1862 before meeting crowley: today i shall reunite with my dearest crowley, who has requested my company tomorrow by the duck pond in st. james park. how lovely! aziraphale’s very next diary entry:
sirhate: lily-peet: Bad idea for a Romantic ComedyThe Chief of Police is married to a Mob Boss, and they have to keep “just failing” to catch each other. When one of them hits the other in a shootout, it’s followed with “Oh I’m never going
polkanote: nachashim: nachashim: nachashim: crowley is the type of bitch to be like. aziraphale you should take my name. no it’s not about ownership it’s not about superiority or whatever we both know who’s in charge here but you really should
wlwnora:DOG, THE VICIOUS HELLHOUND
thechekhov: Prince of Hell lives up to zer name. This comic came about after I began to think of how often Crowley and Aziraphale used miracles to speed things along in fanfictions. Surely if their miracles are getting audited it’s all on the record?
foul-fiend:pint-sized-crab:This is the same image?
lifewithoutcosette: apparently it takes me about 12 hours to remember the best bits of both shows.
crayfishcoffee: the most non-user friendly bookshop
a-jarful-of-angels-and-demons: Just the normal scene.
thegoodomensdumpster:elven-child:like literally how has the Arrangement (and Aziraphale and Crowley’s entire relationship, in fact) never been compromised when every time Crowley is brought up Aziraphale has to physically fight this grin Crowley
howdoistopthetrain:Crowley: so, what’s the plan?Aziraphale: I don’t have one. Guess I’ll just… [unfolds wings] wing itCrowley:Aziraphale: [gestures to shoulders] just WING it…Crowley: angel, I don’t want to alarm you or anything
lonicera-caprifolium:slashgod:Crowley was the first to lay dramatically across a reclining chaise lounge and claim to be dying of melancholy. You can’t change my mind.Honestly, though
faggghaggg: metatextuality: dykeiel: c9x13nczstyj: cryptids of opposing powers this is the most powerful response to a post i have ever seen First thing I thought of. :)
breeyn:I love how David Tennant plays a full on fucking demon in Good Omens but it was actually one of his most wholesome and least evil characters.
cliopadra:Safe to say, Crowley’s sleeping on the sofa tonight.
stimman4000:bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude
amadness2method:thegoodomensdumpster:atticescapee-abandoned:crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:orevet:santhomedusae-deactivated202006:crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:got thinking about crowley and aziraphale’s relationships with mortality and the physical
sherlockscotts: the fear of losing one another to hell fire and holy water vs. facing each other’s executions directly
superdogbiter: Crowley,taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose:”Be free my child”Aziraphale,coming in with a small cut on his ankle:”WHO THE HEL-”
angelsdineattheritz: angelsdineattheritz: Uriel: Don’t think your boyfriend in the dark glasses will get you special treatment Aziraphale, to himself: He IS my boyfriend, isn’t he!?
tsilvy: Aziraphale on the eastern gate, literally as soon as Adam and Eve leave: And she’s expecting already!Crowley, who won’t know how reproduction works for at least another millennium: *to himself* Expecting? WHAT is she expecting?!
janthonyashtoreth: collab of the century folks alskfjs
wahoo-shem:Anathema: wow so Crowley’s true form is a giant snake. That doesn’t scare you at all?Aziraphale *having flashbacks to the first time Crowley tried to take a drink in human form and just completely submerged his face in a communal wine bowl*:
goosetooths:when u lose the antichrist and armaggedon starts
topaziraphale:when satan likes what you did with the M25
ineffablelovebirds: ratliker1917:Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they’re heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo. Crowley accidentally got into the spice merchants wares one late evening in fuvk-knows b.c.
ineffablelovebirds: Animals seem to have free reign of the cities, so Crowley decided to just slither over anyway. Can’t accidentally tempt ppl to go outside and get sick if you don’t look like one
aboutstark: Dumb snek missing the one braincell he shares with his angel.
polkanote: crowley in 1967: pulls up in his bentley to the bar to meet with his counterparts to organize holy water heist aziraphale, looking out of his bookshop window:
gogobootz:sodabutch:my shoulder angel & devil are too busy flirting to actually give me any advice and thats why my life is in shambles My shoulder angel and devil are kissing on the mouth
Sure, falling from Grace was a sore loss, but the books he can read now were so worth it.I love this AU #DemonAziraphale
