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sweetestbratyouwillevermeet: Naked watching Damien:the omen II. Happy Friday everyone! Which way is up???
attacktics: The OMEN .300 Win Mag AR
hattidraws:heh. collab time. @shir did the sketch and i lined coloured it
xofemeraldstars:The Reign of Terror
Ask the mushrooms who we are.
Aziraphale demanding that Crowley stop the apocalypse is just Weaponized Service Topping
comesitbymyfire: dainesanddaffodils: lesbiancrowley: the fact that crowley called aziraphale “angel” eight seperate times is already way too much to handle but it’s even worse when you think about it because the show goes on at length about how
ooneironaut-deactivated20210310:lycorislilit:Concept art (I guess) of the antichrist(s)HC: everytime Warlock lights a cigarette, Adam turns it into a candy stick or something like that. He quits smoking eventually.What could be Warlock’s cat name?
aceoftigers:lilkittay:sailormoonsub:this is so awkward because Pestilence seems to have come back out of retirement this year so now there is FIVE Horsemen and only FOUR Horses The fifth horse has been LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL for the last 4 years.Soon to
charlottemadison42:ghostigram:dreamxeyes:ifyouseekay468:Ahahahahah!ok i am EXTREMELY impressed by the venn diagram
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davidtennantontwitter: David Tennant attended a press panel in London for Good Omens today https://davidtennantontwitter.blogspot.com/2018/10/david-tennant-attended-press-panel-in.html
two-nipples-maybe-more: crowley: my two reasons for doing things: spite, the Aesthetic crowley: that’s it crowley: okay i lied crowley: 3: attention
gingerteaonthetardis: In which Rose Tyler takes Anthony Crowley by the hand and drags him to hell. “You’re a right prick, aren’t you? Are people normally impressed by your ‘I’m a vengeful demon from hell and you should be very, very frightened’
maniacalmole: Crowley walks like a rock star but he ALSO walks just like Ariel when she first got out of the water with her legs and he DEFINITELY walks like someone who used to have to wiggle to move but has suddenly found himself with even more limbs
zaziraphale: Crowley talking to discorporated Aziraphale:Everyone else in the pub:
poem-is-dead: The Walk™ Appreciation Post
jumpingjacktrash: briefly-be: Crowley: this is so sad alexa play despacito Alexa: mama… just killed a man…… this is it, this is the final form of the meme
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: thebibliosphere: theartistichuman: Okay I saw a post were it said “Aziraphale uses Anthony when he wants Crowley to soften up” and I raise you Aziraphale using “Anthony” when Crowley’s in deep shit. Crowley: *does
dotstronaut:Hey you guys know that one text post, the one with the cat? You know what one I mean. Thanks @sneakyfeetsThis was supposed to be “just a sketch” but then Crowley had to be a bastard who sits in chairs and it all went downhill from there.
asiraphael:it really is the early 2010s all over again huh!
obliviousaziraphale: Aziraphale and Crowley somehow check all the boxes for me in terms of a perfect ship. Forbidden Romance? You’ve got it. Friends to Lovers? Yep. Pining? Check. Mutual Pining? Double check. Idiots in love? I have not seen two dumbasses
nadhie: this is possibly the stupidest thing i’ve drawn this month (so far)Selfie ampliation:
trustnodaleks:The only reason why crowley pushed aziraphale against a wall when he called him nice was because he was flustered and horny and his praise kink got activated send tweet
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never choose
lynati: tzikeh: flashbastardwithsunglasses: We were robbed Behind the scenes – missing scene OH MY GOD EVERYONE’S FANON ABOUT HIS PAJAMAS IS OFFICIALLY CANON AND I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS WARRANTS ALLCAPS BUT IT FEELS LIKE IT DOES
assssziraphale: assssziraphale: there’s no obvious reason for David Tennant to make Crowley walk quite like that but god bless him for absolutely committing to the one textual cue of ‘saunter’ like his hips depended on it He read the script and
buggre-alle-this-for-a-larke: All the times they didn’t have to go so hard with these two, but good lord am I glad they did
hetrez: noadventureshere221b: hubblegleeflower: sparkling-munakatareishi: fondlylupin: I’m convinced this is the moment Crowley fell in love. It clearly was and no one could ever convince me otherwise. Btw what I love the most about this exchange
lierdumoa: anthonycrowley: letsgetmetaphysical-physical: anthonycrowley: anthonycrowley: if nothing else i’m glad that the tv adaption brought about the mass headcanon that crowley is raphael and thus is a fallen archangel because that’s SO
loumargi:Dean Cornwell The Other Side, 1918
generalarmitagehux: Gabriel, holding Aziraphale in the air: Stinky Crowley: No! Gabriel, swinging Aziraphale back and forth: Stinky bastard angelCrowley: No!!!!!!!Metatron: Naughty boy. Brat angel.Crowley: NOOOOOOOOO!
ouidamforeman:The “J” in “Anthony J Crowley” stands for “Just Trying His Best”
torsamors: Aziraphale: You’re my friend. I’d fuck you if you wanted. Crowley: What? God’s ethereal voice booming through the living room: He said he’d fuck you if you wanted
rounove: This is why we follow the 3rd commandment
bold-sartorial-statement: gemstar42: thebibliosphere: the-djinn-inside: someone help him. Anthony J-key-smash Crowley everybody. The J stands for jgdssvadfg
were-dying-but-we-like-it: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: cute-necromancing-misanthrope: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: While I’m certainly not debating the fact that Aziraphale is a moron, does anybody else feel like the whole “pop over
ace-trainer-risu: I like the idea of Crowley dramatically confessing he’s in love with Aziraphale post-near-Armageddon and Aziraphale in sheer confusion is like “I? Know? I love you too? Surely this has been established already? The oyster place
sorrens: Crowley finds a scruffy black duckling who quickly imprints on him and follows him around everywhere. The demon tries to be nonchalant and apathetic but Aziraphale’s seen the softness in his expression and was quite certain, if he told Crowley
redscharlach: artist-surikov:Temptation of Christ, 1872, Vasily Surikov Crowley: So after I’ve shown you all the kingdoms of the world, I thought I could just casually drop in on this angel I know – you’d like him, he lives over that way – but
rafaelafranzen: VilifyDon’t even try…Exile Vilify - The National
armageddidnt:The three (3) times people assumed Aziraphale and Crowley were a coupleAka the three (3) times Aziraphale and Crowley failed to correct them
faggghaggg:fckedupnerd:sirgeorgetheiii:You know what? My problem with the way crowley walks is that he’s both trying REALLY REALLY hard to look cool™ and at the same time he can’t walk AT ALLLook at how crossed his legs are This is how a
copperbadge: rsfcommonplace: humanityinahandbag: humanityinahandbag: humanityinahandbag: you cannot tell me that Crowley, at his most vengeful, doesn’t follow Aziraphale around the bookshop annoying the ever-loving fuck out of him like a petulant
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comic-sans-chan: It kills me that Crowley just slithered straight up AN ENORMOUS FIVE THOUSAND FOOT WALL to invent bad flirting with Aziraphale. Like imagine watching the beings you were charged to protect wandering off into the unforgiving desert with
ineffableplan:TV Crowley puts a lot of work into that sex appeal and slutty aesthetic but I bet if he ever found himself in someone’s bedroom with a person who wants in his pants he’d fling himself out the window in the least suave manner possible
mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems
crowleyraejepsen: crowley wants to be a dignified man of wealth and taste while still looking like the same oil-shined twink every philosopher in athens wanted to fuck so to the average human he looks like he’s going through his midlife crisis at 25
thegoodomensdumpster: gayforgoodomens: wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale and Crowley get married. Aziraphale takes Crowley’s name (Aziraphale Z. Fell-Crowley). Now when people summon the demon Crowley, it also applies to him… (at the same time?
Good??? In MY Omens?????
crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:as far as living as a human goes, crowley basically does the supernatural equivalent of glamping where it’s like yeah he’s in the woods but he’s in this huge tent full of floor pillows
babel-of-screaming-sounds-deact:stumblingoverchaos:When Adam names the Hellhound “Dog”, is that referring back to the original Adam naming everything?? Even more than that: “Adam” means “human”, so he’s basically a human named Human
cliopadra: The “Abduction” of Aziraphale (parody repaint of The Abduction of Europa by Jean-François de Troy) Playing a “damsel in distress” and getting away from your annoying bosses? What else could Aziraphale want
thechekhov: More Good Meowmens - featuring the tragic tale of Crowley’s Fall (off of the kitchen counter, which he wasn’t allowed to be on anyway)
tio-trile:Since we’re on the topic of the Golden Girls……
spacesocialist:I love decorating my apartment with a metaphorical representation of me and my bff having sex and also a statuette from the exploded church where we sealed our symbolic marriage in the 1940s after killing mark gattiss, platonically
hiveswap:I’m starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore
djcomps:S-Purple’s Omen Seeker, a commission.Reminder that commissions are currently closed!Support me on Patreon to stop the evergrowing Depression debuff!
Have also a bunch of husbands because I am a weak person.First 3 are from some fanfiction because I am REALLY a weak person.Last one is actually one of my fav quote from the book, and little fun fact, in the Italian translation they changed it by having
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