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dw: do you ever just flex your butt to the beat of a song
queerios-and-milk: I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
h1ght0ps: Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices.
WHEN I FIND OUT THERE IS FREE FOOD IN THE KITCHEN
Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my Husband Best friend Brother
lynseylew: now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you: thefandommenace: How we imagine most English people speak. How most English people actually speak. GOD Move up the country and you might have to throw a few thi/thee/thine/thar’s in there for good measure.
alter-bridge: man screw shower sex i wanna have sex in a walk-in fridge so i can do the frick frack while eatin a snick snack
partybarackisinthehousetonight: *calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened
spawkward: perchu: wickedlydeeper: sariandra: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr Being 30+ on Tumblr I’ve been waiting for this. who the hell is 30+ on tumblr
tonystarking: tonystarking: IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON I WASN’T KIDDING
fronttbutts: Butt dial and booty call are basically the same words but they mean very different things.
If you're Harry Potter then Halloween is like the worst fucking day to exist.
h0odrich: i woke up on the wrong side of my life
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about you and the character of their choosing and send it in an ask/submit.
ozzyosborntodie: when the teacher pairs you up with people who don’t care about their grades
jakemalik: don’t offer me the rest of your fries or I might fall in love with you
faraashah: if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
bertholdtvevo: *bells jingle* no im not going to do it *music starts playing* youre stupid if you think im gonna fuckinfROSTY THE SNOWMAN
jaclcfrost: give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you
kurwah: send me the name of a ship and i can only reply with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)
sewbergamzee: tuucker: when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
Anyone still active in the FMA RP community?
l-laymitch: “that must be the uvula” “oh, so its a girl house”
ugly: i want to travel the world but i also want to stay home in bed
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
h2otoo: I love waking up to new messages in the morning
dw: when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
Daughter the flame alchemist
davejade: when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously
watch out for the meme man
lnalloweentown: being the fat friend like
urbran: my dentist told me i have acute gingivitis and i asked if he was hitting on me. he was laughing so hard he had to leave the room
injuries: One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
kyousaya: when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like I LIVE THERE
hahaharuka: if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
sofiaauditores: when youre at the video game store and someone buys a game you like
goingmads: let’s all stop for a minute and thank jk rowling for not making the golden trio a love triangle
nani the fuck
locksandglasses: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
dirtywrat: *puts food in microwave* *goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
lily-chilman: when a good show slowly starts to become awful but you can’t stop watching because you’ve grown too attached to the characters
deathwizardry: masturbation? i prefer the term “menage a moi”
agianthordeofzombiesjust: killtheweirdkid: stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument
gingerblivet: Things I will not judge you for: •Sexuality •Religion •Race •Clothing choices Things I will judge you for: •Not signalling while driving •How you treat wait staff •Which way you think the toilet roll goes
deanovak: when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers
gayalpha: sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests welcome my lost children,
christraeger: I just want to cuddle all day long and eat ice cream and watch all 3 lord of the rings extended editions
babygotbackandsomechickennuggets: have u ever read a fanfic so fucking heartbreaking and full of angst that when its over u just stare at your ceiling for like 5 min and spend the whole day making up ur own ending cause i sure fucking do im still crying
marinasexual: douchecannon: marinasexual: DO YOU EVER SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW FUCKING SCARY THE WORLD IS LIKE WE HAVE ATOMIC BOMBS AND NUCLEAR PLANTS AND THERES POLLUTION AND HATE CRIMES AND RIOTS AND SCHOOL SHOOTINGS but we also have kittens and
fawnsnow: people who use uwu smileys are usually the nicest ever
doritoed: why do people on the Internet ruin good things so fast
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
oomshi: reblog if you smoke BITCHES ON THE TRACK IN MARIO KART
demonhunting: Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings:*seductive voice*extended edition
vivalaspades: i suck at rping so when i actually get a reply down i’m just like i did the thing
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
felinejolras: religiousmom: *puts weed in birthday goodie bags* the url is what really makes this post worthwhile
iswearonthestyx: in case you weren’t already crying like alex louis armstrong during this scene, i just want to point out that this is the first time ed’s seen his little brother smile in over 4 years
alchemyandpenguinsledding: dickflavouredsoup: her eyes were the color of
harmoniabeats: when you constantly joke-flirt with a friend to the point where you’re not sure if it’s a joke or not anymore
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