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The 65th Icon in your folder is your muse as the mastermind.
The human body, with all its weaknesses, anomalies, and countless variations, is still in my perception the most perfect of machines. Prized, sometimes worshiped, and always surprising, this form that makes us walk, laugh, and breathe is a wonder of biolo
summerscaptions: They had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on tuition, given up countless hours of sleep to stay up studying, sacrificed dozens of days off or nights out with friends in order to stay focused, stay on the ball, stay ahead of the
dreamingdarkly: Liriel’s Caption Contest - Week 1 And without further ado. Here they are. The entries for this, the first installment of what will hopefully become a regular thing. The entrants are, in most definitely NOT the correct order, are…
foulfoulstories: She’d signed up for the little ‘experiment’ as a laugh, mostly, and of course for the cash. The thing was clearly ridiculous: some grotty little person’s fantasy to see if you could ‘reprogram’ someone. Nonsense, obviously,
goreanmann: During the initial stages of your bimbos transformation the lack of worry or superfluous* thought can be a little unsettling even to the most dedicated of transfomees. And it is not uncommon for girls on the cusp of full blown bimbo-hood
bimboization: The Secret Wishing Shell Part 2.3 Brad stood and just watched. He couldn’t believe this was happening. I mean, every guy wished he could do this. To modify his girlfriend into whatever he thought was the most sexually stimulating. And
aliceslut: I’m so close to 100 followers!!! Once I make it there I’ll show you what I’m wearing underneath the dress! I’ve been trying to keep this blog strictly for my captions and the things that encompass it, but my puppet, @aliceslut,
exploringmylove7: I’ve always liked strapons, hot girls penetration = dream! Anyway here’s a roleplay idea I’ve played in the past and always So let’s get to it, the roleplay in question is one where I’m a smarty school girl who hates her
The 8th icon in your folder is your muse's reaction to being asked if they're a virgin
the second gif in your folder is your muse trying to flirt
The 33rd icon in your folder is your muse's reaction to seeing their crush naked
queervisualculture: The Tree of Monkeys 1984 Courtesy Fondazione Orsi © Keith Haring Foundation (via Musée d’Art Moderne de la Ville de Paris)
the-muse-of-animation: The Magic of Animation~ScenerySeen through Gravity Falls
lizlet: My article today on the CW’s rich assortment of addictive programming includes some musings on second-screen viewing, the importance of online availability, a bit of a Lumineers rant, and some insight into how things work behind the scenes
Musings of a fat girl...
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the-worst-muse: draw the squad like
the best you ever had
freelancerfelix: rapbattler: dallassalad: seriously though if you get sunburnt, make up a cup of tea and pour it over your skin, it gets rid of the redness ur welcome what sam neglected to mention here was that the tea shouldnt be kettle hot #just
sweeterin: craigosaurus: m4ge: There are free maxi pads in bathrooms of the orlando airport. I cannot begin to tell you how happy this made me. I didn’t even need a pad and I was excited. Just. The thought of free pads. Available to you at no extra
chapsnats: wanna hear some cute facts!!!! The voices of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse got married in real life. Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone else smile. Cows have best friends. The elements that we are composed
thekatediary: you should NEVER BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR LAUGH like of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe the biggest. that is your happy making sound. i hope it sounds like a crazy donkey. you are beautiful.
what is up with the search bar? You type in something to search, hit enter and it’s all weird…can’t even track something since there are a bunch of blogs in the damn way. What the hell tumblr?
i-whine-a-lot: so high schoolers were touring my college today and I was on my laptop in the lounge and these few girls kept giggling and pointing at me while the tour guide was talking and I heard one girl say, “Oh my god, I am NEVER wearing pajama
terezipyrope: WHEN U REFRESH THE PAGE JUST AS THE THING FINALLY LOADS
cutelildork: *at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack
//Now to get started on the saved drafts. There are seven waiting for me to get my ass moving on. “About time. You and your need of sleeping and eating and taking the dogs out for a walk…” //You take them out next time! Molly’s
yer-a-wizard-castiel: becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that
bentimothycarltoncumberbatch: bentimothycarltoncumberbatch: the baby boom is singularly my favorite event in american history. I mean seriously all the WWII soldiers came home and had enough victory sex that they created one of the greatest population
abracafabra: the ‘stay safe’ posts have begun STAY SAFE PEOPLE OF BRITAIN LET’S HOPE TO AVOID THE DEVASTATION OF LAST YEAR’S STORMS
furfrouprincess: old TV shows with real audiences and not canned laughter are the best because when the joke is REALLY good you can hear that one person in the audience just DYING
selenerpatrol: mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all? me:
qozxe: if i stay in bed i’ll be warm if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm but the distance between the bed and the shower no that is not warm
whatifscientistcarlos: staticoptics: Allow me to explain the anatomy of a cat’s paw. Smush beans!!! Piddle paws. Liddle piddles. Smoosh bean piddly doos. Fluffstuff pink piddle chubber bubbies. As a biologist I can attest for the accuracy of this.
luciferisasexybagofdicks: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up My brother actually does
sakurawhitefang: jalexfuck: no one gives fanfic writers enough credit like can we just slow clap it out for all the writers who can manage to finish a fic or just even start one and have the confidence to put it out there for everyone to see because
knoodler: when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times
melleverdeen: Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously these are the best movies ever
blackbirdrose: zerachin: theongreyjoy: that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time. #THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW
penice: spooky-side: methhomework: when you get your blanket out of the dryer is that gay porn no it’s somebody after they get their blanket out of the dryer
raging-woodcock: Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.
thorhead: do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
meladoodle: today in biology we were talking about different ways animals reproduce and we started talking about polygyny when the male gets with lots of females and everyone was like woo! and then the teacher mentioned polyandry where the female gets
drunkfeferi: what if in the last episode of pokémon the camera spins around and the narrator/cameraman is Ash’s dad and it turns out he’s not an absent father he’s an extremely over involved father and has been just following him and his friends
s-o-u-r-wolf: remember on ff.net when the authors used to have arguments with the characters in the authors notes
edgarsbitch: alecstasy: alecstasy: my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her
thefrottagecottage: aimmyarrowshigh: actinoutloud: every once in a while i think about spiderman 3 and get rlly uncomfortable In the theater, for the midnight premiere of this movie, the dance scene started and everything was silent… and then
the-dude-in-the-tardis: When you’re not in the fandom but you still get the reference
the-treble: narcotic: parents: i want the truth me: *tells truth* parents: nope youre lying wrong answer you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.
Shadow in The Dark
the-outsiders-dishonor: romy7: celestialdeth: misterkevo: theadventuresofpam: Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t
The Reader's Muse
I don’t think anybody knows how to hear the earth’s heart beat but i did. Everything was dead but i knew that underneath there was something living and i knew it was a heart. I wonder if the earth fell in love with the nights sky but couldn’t
gunvolts:thislovestoogoodtolast:DRONES 1. Dead Inside2. [Drill Sergeant]3. Psycho 4. Mercy 5. Reapers 6. The Handler 7. [JFK] 8. Defector 9. Revolt 10. Aftermath 11. The Globalist 12. Drones why isnt chris the album art
likealilikoi: do you ever just wonder about the strangers you see? about the lives they lead, about the thoughts they breathe? do you ever imagine where their long days lead? how the their souls may bleed? do you hear the songs they need? do you ever
The Monet room in the Musee de L’Orangerie - one of the most hauntingly tranquil places on earth.
the-muse-of-animation: The Magic of Animation ~ Scenery She-Ra and the Princesses of Power ~ I ~ II
the trailer promises violence. and it better deliver on that violence. if my boys don’t literally die then what’s the fucking point