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poetsprologue: astoldbygengar: do you ever have those days that are just like this was the definition of a shitstorm in elementary school.
gn4-rly: Fuck high school. In elementary school the whole classroom was your Valentine. We were in this shit together.
barebackinq: burritobat: samshairisobviouslymagical: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt
snazzapplesweet: imploding-with-feels: jaclcfrost: elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell” college is just “what the hell” and as far as i can tell life
snoipahkat: once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very
dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to
dick down #2 today: a ridiculously hot 23 y.o. swimmer/elementary school teacher who lives down the street, came on my face and msg’ed me his number right away. *praise hands*
fallontonight: Seth Rogen and Jimmy perform stand-up jokes elementary school kids submitted to The Tonight Show.
imploding-with-feels: jaclcfrost: elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell” college is just “what the hell”
bogleech: dragginage: dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato
mytra-fallen-angel: stunningpicture: My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting. This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long they’ve stopped teaching it where I live
todd76: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” he replied and continued writing the
samshairisobviouslymagical: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear Just
hannibal-the-cannibal-fannibal: Just a little message from me: For many years, I’ve faced issues with my body image. Starting early in elementary school, I began to become self conscious about my weight, with my bullying hitting a peak in middle school.
dmanmarx: Maybe he had a long fuckin day. Went off to elementary school and realized he forgot his homework on the 2 times tables, teacher all up in face talkin about “parent teacher conference” and how she’s snitch on him, saw some bitch at recess
vivairi: a-gay-angry-dog-man: My cis boyfriend got almost all his hair pulled out by a girl in elementary school, she held him down and ripped his hair out. The teachers didn’t make a big deal about it.My cis boyfriend almost got raped in university,
Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school
dragginage: dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and
dndsetmefree:psychoticrambling:cardenvondraken:biglawbear:Studies showed that DARE literally increased drug use My DARE officer was arrested for possession with intent to distribute. in elementary school the DARE officer mentioned that you shouldnt
promiscuouscouplevids: Daddy has always fucked raw ever since elementary school 😈😈If you want your loved one of the blog…you better have that Plan B ready 😊😊
ohcurtains: euclase: Joan, drawn in PS. For beyoursledgehammer. <3 drAWN?????????
senoritacumberbatch: #PLEASE WATSON CAN WE PLEASE GO ON A BEACH HOLIDAY TOGETHER WATSON PLEASE LET’S BUILD SAND CASTLES PLEASE WATSON
kidcrimefighter: #iconic
joan-watsonsarchive-blog-deacti: “ You put your hair up when you want to look your best. You think it’s more flattering. You’re wrong, of course. It’s a draw. “
eliosu: YOU. SUPPORTING GROUP. NOW.
these were my favorite books in elementary school!! hahah especially the flip page parts!!
lulz-time: Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever. haha i remember doing this in elementary school. i felt cool
fuckyeahplattenbau: Elementary School in the form of castle.Udumlya, Tversk Oblast, Russia
cleophatracominatya: nousverrons: Nearly 100 black men greeted children at an elementary school in Hartford, CT with on their first day back to school yesterday. They cheered on the kids, gave them high fives and offered encouragement as they walked
stare-me-down: Makiyah-Jae, 8, was forced to change her shirt that read “Black Girls Rock” after the principal at Popps Ferry Elementary found it problematic in early December.
micdotcom: Watch: Michelle Obama surprised some elementary school kids and it was the cutest thing ever.
neurofunkymonkey: i remember dancing to this song in elementary school on the playground 😂 i guess i’m feeling nostalgic tonight
Ruby Bridges, first african-american to attend a white elementary school in the South (Nov. 14th, 1960)
gardnerhill: madlori: This scene was actually when I went from feeling more or less neutral on Joan to actively disliking her. Because wow, that was patronizing. I loved that scene in Elementary. 1) Firstly, because it immediately deconstructs the
roideslions: cocoabutterbby:bishopmyles: vinebox:Girls in elementary school when dey see you staring from across the classlmfaoooooooooo 😂😂 Lmfaoooo
geneticist: After the Pluto’s demotion from planet-status, astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson received hate mail from thousands of elementary school children. Images via PBS
blackcooliequeenreign:nelalyhs:urnaturalbae: jahlawnknee: eurotrottest:hisacredthots: Prairie View A&M’s Rho Theta Chapter of Omega Psi Phi after putting on a walk for literacy for an elementary school close to the university. I’m gonna die
trebled-negrita-princess: dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato
Homework is wrecking our kids: The research is clear, let’s ban elementary homework
shubbabang: funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd i hope she’s doing well
liamsext: spoopstain: imploding-with-feels: jaclcfrost: elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell” college is just “what the hell” #I imagine graduate school
keptinkirkland: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear Just remember,
kink-queen-gr: fr3ntus: waitingonmyraggedyman: katiethesatanickiller: cutwithyourkiss: dame-gaby: sweettitties: buildfortsoutofsheets: thisworldisourr: The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood. omg this stressed me out like
barebackinq:burritobat:samshairisobviouslymagical: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and
athespian1esbian: mowilleno: me as a strapping elementary schooler: haha you study to do good in tests? can’t relate me, now living with the consequences: hehhahhheha…….. so um.. how do u do that.….. um ….. study thing. how does that happen
vinebox: Girls in elementary school when dey see you staring from across the class neishhhis you still ain’t grow out of this yet! 😄
keystonecougar: chaos-nightmare: drekinyoell: asksilvicthehedgehog: People always do this to me THAT gives me deep sorrow feels… ;-; Oh god don’t bring back my memories of elementary school all over again ;w; But the other guy has “FRI”
foreveralone-lyguy: phaspic: radiodreamin: j0rgejr: Anybody remember these from elementary school math? i ate one of those before… whoa i completely forgot these existed I’m pretty sure Calculus existed in the 90s too
nessa007:Abbott Elementary + looks to the camera
ivydoomkitty: While going through elementary school, middle school, & high school, I had no friends. I was ridiculed, made fun of,& called some of the worst things imaginable because of my weight/“body type”. Some would even say these things
binkshapiro: whosromeo: girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you” the da vinci code has been cracked
ineedmasculism: #INeedMasculism bc little girls’ cartoons don’t have enough men in positions of power and I’m afraid that an army of elementary school girls will rise up and try to institute matriarchy in the name of Princess Celestia
