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dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to
thisdayintrek: This Day in Trek Star Trek: The Next Generation Elementary, Dear Data - Season Two, Episode Three (X) Original Air Date: December 5, 1988 “I’ll give you credit for your vast knowledge but your circuits would just short out if you
shubbabang: funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd i hope she’s doing well
hugsandgoddamns: dlubes: gyarados: How boring can you be in what school do you have the same teacher for everything Elementary school
shmegeh: Duo Maxwell as shmegeh.tumblr.com, obviously. It’s killing me now that I only have one Gundam Wing VHS that still functions, and all of the “blank tapes” that I recorded Toonami on through out elementary school have mysteriously vanished.
nemfrog: nemfrog:Sunflowers. Elementary Science by Grades, Book One. 1930. Year in Review 2019. January.Support for the blogger
carving: hi all, My brother is an elementary school teacher in Southeast DC, (if u keep up w my networks u might see me talking about him all the time) - a few days ago, one of his student’s mothers was a victim of horrible domestic violence-literally
dragginage: dragginage: please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and
barebackinq: burritobat: samshairisobviouslymagical: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt
apdeprived: shubbabang: funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd i hope she’s doing well this is beautiful
toopunktofuck:toopunktofuck:You know how homophobes like to say being gay ~confuses and upsets the children~ as an argument against gay people in children’s media and gay PDA? well my mom was a teachers aide for early elementary school students
aboutashtonbrooke: One time in elementary school, I told my mom I wanted to start having only fruit for lunch. The next day when I opened my lunch box, I saw she packed me only fruit. I sighed, closed my lunch box, and got nachos instead. Since my mom
snoipahkat:once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic
goldenwebs: tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
lexxgotthejuice: ericscissorhands: Just a little reminder of what’s to come this year. ;D Happy New Year! Omg the BFG! I read that book in elementary school!
older-and-far-away: mommapolitico: mychemicalromances: countdowntoinfinitecrisis: sandandglass: Hey kids, it’s time for Rewriting History with Judge Andrew Napolitano. No joke, in the Texas public school system elementary students are taught
buttastic: buttastic: how many other elementary schools had compulsory square dancing lessons why the hell is this so universal
heronfem: anothersadplanet: It’s funny how some people don’t realize like. When I was in elementary school every year we had “intruder” drills. They were always kinda spooky but I never thought anything of it when I was a kid. The teacher would
psychoticrambling:cardenvondraken:biglawbear:Studies showed that DARE literally increased drug use My DARE officer was arrested for possession with intent to distribute. in elementary school the DARE officer mentioned that you shouldnt sniff sharpies
thebbwexperience:Cutie at the playground. Hopefully not her elementary school
milesjai: The life and ridiculous struggles of my time in elementary school.
fiolina: transphobic: egberts: tum-frog: egberts: skippercifer: egberts: why did they make us stack cups in elementary school I had completely forgotten about this but was it just my school that was off the fucking walls about it? They would show
meechonmars: Everyone cheated when the class played Heads Up 7Up in elementary
peaceout–girlscout: starksisterx: sixpenceee: The front page of today’s Daily News issue wow as a teacher i am officially braver than a us marine @ me As a teacher, I am officially in more danger than US Marines. My elementary school students
neurofunkymonkey: i remember dancing to this song in elementary school on the playground 😂 i guess i’m feeling nostalgic tonight
thebasketballidiots: Kagami’s puberty is really amusing because he went from this baby angel in elementary school To this cutie in the middle school And then BOOM when he hit 16 HE MAGICALLY TURNED INTO THIS DAMN BOY
chronic-genderbender: FEMALE ASIAN-AMERICAN WATSON, FEMALE MORIARTY, TRANSWOMAN MRS. HUDSON WHY IS ELEMENTARY NOT TUMBLR’S FAVORITE SHOW Ya man…. honestly I like it 5 million times more than Sherlock. Doesn’t get the credit it deserves.
Back in elementary, when the teacher asked other kids what they wanted to be, they always gave mundane answers. Firemen, police, whichever shitty job their parents did. My answer? Ghostbuster, Ninja Turtle and Supervillain. I still wanna be those things.
moremetalthanyourmom: fapoffyoursemen: waitingonmyraggedyman: katiethesatanickiller: cutwithyourkiss: dame-gaby: sweettitties: buildfortsoutofsheets: thisworldisourr: The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood. omg this stressed
I took on a subbing position tomorrow, because I wanted extra money. …………I’m subbing first graders and fourth graders. Hoooooly shit. I am in over my head.
johnnyjoestarrelatable: the Social Anxiety in Elementary School™ Report Card a joy to have in class works well alone needs to come out of their shell needs to participate more in class does not work well with others
Alright, yes, I can say I’m proud of the education system we have here. However, wherever you are from who made this, could you please get your facts straight? No entrance exams? True, but only for elementary schools. Personally, when I moved on
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praaatt: I am… better, with you, Watson. I’m sharper, I’m more focused. Difficult to say why, exactly. Perhaps in time I’ll solve that as well.
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cosmicspacezombie: malepartus: birthdaycakesforanimals: ‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator
manticoreimaginary: For a brief stretch in London, I talked only to a phrenology bust I kept in my study. I named him Angus. Wasn’t the same. #SHERLOCK/DECENCY MIGHT BE MY ELEMENTARY OTP
mytra-fallen-angel: stunningpicture: My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting. This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long they’ve stopped teaching it where I live
jail: one time in elementary school i got this girl suspended because i heard someone say the word douchebag and i thought it was a fun thing to say so in science i was sitting next to this girl who was being a total bitch and i told her that i was going
aliceapproved: Oh my God. I HAD THIS! Childhood! Where did you go?! They had this at the before-and-after childcare thing at my elementary school. There was only one computer though and everyone wanted to play it so it was always a competition to get
darktwinteeko:Midwich elementary classroom - Silent Hill fan art using the unreal engine 4!by Thomas Ripoll Kobayashi
vex-verlain: “I have a beautiful and alluring partner.”Sherlock Holmes: “We solve mysteries and fight crime.”Harold Finch: “We solve mysteries and stop crimes before they start.”Sherlock Holmes: “We use deductive logic.”Harold Finch:
I got invited to a party this weekend for the first time since I was in elementary school and I don’t know how to handle it
liamsext: spoopstain: imploding-with-feels: jaclcfrost: elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell” college is just “what the hell” #I imagine graduate school
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