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emilygoss: bandguard1018: I would totally do that for a date lol If someone did this for me for a date I would bang them on the spot under that masterpiece.
zazzlesiszazzy: calmtempest: airation: todundverderben: Egypt Avengers by *ChristianNauck What’s that annoying shadow blocki—oh. LOL. That shadow totally got me.
nurfherder: I LOVE THAT MIDDLE GIF WHERE CAS’S EYES SLIDE OVER AND HE SMILES A LITTLE LIKE, “Dean, what the on earth, this is total horseshit. There is literally nothing more important in this world that hanging out with me right now.”
jonathantoewsed: “you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap” oh i’m sorry you’re right the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
krisraaby: Is it just me or do Renee Phoenix totally looks like a female version of a young Andy Biersack? Or maybe a male version, not that Im saying Andy is feminine, Im not saying that
cavalier-renegade: kawaiitriot: Someone told me that the scene from Rick & Morty where buff Rick & buff Summer beat up the Devil is on the TV in the background of the Justice League trailer; and that sounded like total bullshit until I checked
i-am-eurus-holmes: markertrash: orangeyjuicy: The thing about ‘get help’ that really gets to me is that the ruse is…. totally unneeded? thor 200% can throw loki those extra few feet he just… idk wants to put on a show i guess. i just can’t
guylazer: Are you fucking serious? There’s actually a fucking petition to try and get Metroid Prime Federation Force cancelled? No, that is not fucking okay. dont get me wrong, i agree that it looks like total dick, and certainly isn’t a Metroid
jaynelovesdick: smallpeniswannabecuck: Look how big he is soft. And that load. That’s a months total for me. I want my wife to indulge in real men and enjoy life. this is why smart girls don’t like bareback well of course they do, but if a real
horriblewarning: do you ever just like suddenly realize that you would totally date one of your friendsnot like that you actively have a crush on them or anythingbut like “you are so amazing and great and if you wanted to date me i would be extremely
gladosinabox: cuddlechester: palecream: it takes ten seconds to tag something and forty five minutes to hours to calm down from a panic attack. think about that for a second and totally feel comfortable enough to ask me to tag something that bothers
horriblewarning:do you ever just like suddenly realize that you would totally date one of your friendsnot like that you actively have a crush on them or anythingbut like “you are so amazing and great and if you wanted to date me i would be extremely
jonathantoewsed: “you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap” oh i’m sorry you’re right the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with my mistake
ebonyspot: That water fall is just crazy. This like a booty leg threesome. And she riding that cock right inside of her. Did she have to get the totally ridiculous dildo made. She know the magic number is 8 inchessss!!!!. Magic Dick check me out As
reginald-punnett: For some reason, the fact that she steals the jeans she tries on turns me on even more than the fact that she’s totally shaved and not wearing panties. Watch near the end as she stuffs them into her jacket lining. Naughty girl.
itsmissjasminebaby: carameltooch: cowboydawg: hugedickhunter:Damn, that shit would literally split me in half! I’m totally down! Now that’s a BIG AZZ DICK….. Fuckkk.. This dick is haayuuge!! OMG 🙀🌽🌽🌽
froshboy: “Why yes, I am very good-looking and I do know that I have a smokin hot body and I’m totally aware that almost every girl and lots of guys in my school spend less time listening to the teacher than they do daydreaming about seeing me naked
seeing that i have a total hand fetish, it should come to no surprise that watching my boyfriend play guitar drives me insane. creepin and not carin.
thesonicscrew: ollivander: pbsdigitalstudios: It’s that time of year again! Check out these incredible images of snowflakes under a microscope by Alexey Kljatov. 9TH ONE IS TOTALLY IRON MAN AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE nature is like that
carameltooch: cowboydawg: hugedickhunter:Damn, that shit would literally split me in half! I’m totally down! Now that’s a BIG AZZ DICK….. Fuckkk.. This dick is haayuuge!! Dayum horse 😧
sixrainbowsacrossthesky: We totally weren’t bribed to do this! …can you stop pointing that gun at me? (I swear if any of you mentions that the defenders are Jager, Valkyrie, Ela, and Bandit, so the traps shouldn’t be here, I’ll drink all your
embarrassinglylewd: Non vibrating cock ring which totally reminded me that I need to trim and shave because fucking hell it hurts adjusting that thing.
angels-and-comets: nurfherder: I LOVE THAT MIDDLE GIF WHERE CAS’S EYES SLIDE OVER AND HE SMILES A LITTLE LIKE, “Dean, what the on earth, this is total horseshit. There is literally nothing more important in this world that hanging out with me right
It’s a total mind fuck to me that this is one year ago today . Where the hell did that year go …. #newportbeach #vougephotographer #chloekhan by chloe.khan
monster-after-dark: “Honey, um, like, I trust you—you promised that you wouldn’t take pictures of me like this, and I so appreciate that. And I really don’t mind if you want to answer texts while I’m blowing you. I’m totally not some
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!”
incestandpeppermints: “That is total bullshit,” she laughed as she pulled off her night shirt. “Are you telling me this is not better than porn?” A blush covered her face as she realized that she’d just flashed her own brother
pussyboicumdump: SUBMISSION This is Will, my total Brit crush that I am obsessed with. I wanna take a turn on that ride stud and definitely need your stud seed impregnating me. Unf unf unf -PBCD
cocksaddict: kiwiboyteen: hotcunts: Now that is totally a daddy i could settle down with. And based on that peek a boo he has a THICK slab Follow me for more hotties! ;) kiwiboyteen.tumblr.com ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
mossyoakmaster: mybuckskinbaby: i’m making marshmallow and reese’s cup dip. come eat shit food with me <3 sliding stop mossyoakmaster <3 That sounds tucking deliciousmybuckskinbaby!! That was totally supposed to say fucking btw….
countrykhaleesi: mossyoakmaster: beardsflannelboobs: forget your hoodie, let me wear your flannel. You can totally wear my flannel.. especially if that’s all you’re wearing Why does it need to be “all that you’re wearing” thrown in?
followme4ever: THE BELT My belt is no punishment, it is a message. It tells you that I own you and do with you what I want. I want your body full with my love marks and witness your total dedication. Show me that you earn it to be my slave, my property,
followme4ever: FOCUS Showing respect to your master is being focused on what you do for him. I want to feel that you loose all your thoughts while you serve me, being totally focused on my pleasure. That’s what I expect of a good cunt…I want to feel
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:SPIDER RAINlet me introduce you to a few 100% real, totally unphotoshopped photos!yep, that is REAL! spider rain EXISTS! and is a regular phenomenon! that happens and is documented! and involves
All my husband asks, is that I let him watch my lovers (or his friends) pound their cocks into me, then he wants his turn…..That’s totally reasonable, I think….
movieoftheday: Chuck: We both had done the math. Kelly added it all up and knew she had to let me go. I added it up, and knew that I had lost her. Cause I was never gonna get off that island. I was gonna die there, totally alone. I was gonna get sick,
big-mr-c: So tumblr won’t let me reblog my own answers so that sucks. So for the anon that asked my top 5 tumblr crushes here you go cummbunny if you haven’t talked to her or followed her you should. She’s a total sweetheart! I love our random
bustysister: I knew we were still in the honeymoon phase. I knew that me and my older sister would have the face the facts soon. But until that inevitable conversation, I planned on soaking up every single exciting and totally wrong moment we shared
like 5 people in total so far already giving me crap about the Nepeta i drew last night, i’m like holy shit i did not draw that to be accurate AT ALL, it’s a generic fanservice pose that’s meant to be bad, if i wanted to go for accuracy
stephanie-hans: I’ve been struggling to keep the information for me for a few weeks so now that the cat’s out of the box, I’m totally delighted to tell you that I’m joining a freakin’ fantastic creative team on new Marvel title Angela : Asgard
myredbike: “She turned her head, looked at me and smiled. And the only thought I had at that moment was that I was totally fucked.” Copyright © Dirty Romantic
jetgreguar: emilygoss: bandguard1018: I would totally do that for a date lol If someone did this for me for a date I would bang them on the spot under that masterpiece. ideas for the future
icytwaine: I heard Leo cut a watermelon with a sword once,,, That Leonardo was shredded. Finished it! Man, Rise’s animation totally convinced me that animation can be fun again,,! 😭😭
