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I just preordered Blaqk Audio’s new album bundle. Totally getting the vinyl and don’t even own a record player. Don’t even care. It can be what forces me to purchase one. I guess this is the point that I remind people that AFI
My therapist got back to me. She said she’s totally okay with doing biweekly, symptom-intensive sessions. I’m just nervous that now that I’m going to actually be talking about my symptoms in detail she’s going to realize how
Little things get me through teaching World History, like the fact that Elizabeth I was totally gross and spat on the floor in front of people and all that great, scumbag stuff.
Sometimes I feel like there’s a worldwide conspiracy that tries to convince me that you can totally see the monster fall in the water at the end of Cloverfield.
sinbadism: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I
beth-or-whatever: markertrash: orangeyjuicy: The thing about ‘get help’ that really gets to me is that the ruse is…. totally unneeded? thor 200% can throw loki those extra few feet he just… idk wants to put on a show i guess. i just can’t get
fitbabes4dre: She drives me totally insane! Look at those fukin’ Nips, that Face, and that fukin’ Bod!
emilygoss: bandguard1018: I would totally do that for a date lol If someone did this for me for a date I would bang them on the spot under that masterpiece.
kilifish: Soooooooo in other news, i finally figured out what Pearl was reminding me of. a frikkn. unicorn. it’s that gemstone on her head smh… even tho she resembles my fawnpearl, i can assure u this is a totally different AU that i thought about
freckletoast: A friend told me that some people are totally different in intimacy so I thought it would be fun if Sugilite was like that.
how come whenever I express distaste for this kind of humor that revolves around misinformation I get a whole bunch of people yelling trying to convince me its totally good humor. Why do you care that I dislike it? Is it because my criticism of it is
I mean, I get that its a ‘young person’ thing. When I was younger I would get in fights over the most ridiculous things all the time. Every little thing was SO important and every petty argument it seemed totally reasonable for me to pick that hill
narcissistichomo: for the wannabe thick booty queens that are callin me a catfish, and a fraud. This is my ass picture. Took this picture back in 2011 and it find its way onto Tumblr last year. its total notes are 270 *including this one* thats more
maxwellatoms: shock777: maxwellatoms mind telling me WHO this guy is that looks like a total nerd?? Lol That was our series executive, Jay! What a good sport. The joke belongs to C.H. Greenblatt, who storyboarded this episode. Of course, shortly
czechfeedee: I love that!! One of my admirer makes that Thx alot :) I try write translate of czech Text. Me: Im Full, Im totally overstuffed Witch: You have to eat next piece of cake. I want u are fat like a Xmas goose.If u dont eat alone this cake i
valkayink: bakrua: hey im about to head to bed but i’d like to give a heads up: i am 18 yrs old and if that makes you uncomfortable you are totally within your rights to ask me to unfollow! again: if the fact that im 18 makes you uncomfortable, please
idreamofbrother: I think I know what naughty girls do with toys like that. But I want to do naughtier things than that with my dad. So I’ll flirt with him and tease him and I’ll totally make him glad he came in my room and found me like this.
Calgary the city of BottomsEvery where you look in Calgary it seems like there are 50 bottoms for every top. That makes being a total bottom very hard in Calgary. If there are any Horny Tops in Calgary that follow my feed let me know.
thrilledbytease: secret-boy-sub: inte33: sime15: simmer-until: I adore this Me too♠️💕♠️ 💕☺️💕 😣👌 That moment when both YOU and SHE KNOW that you are TOTALLY ADDICTED!!! When she has edged you until your balls have
vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next
jonathantoewsed: “you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap” oh i’m sorry you’re right the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with my mistake
fatalneon: “Many guys ask me about Alpha Beta Gama and our thing for having poise, femininity, and sophistication. But it’s our fetish for pantyhose that they are curious about. That’s totally secret!”
hypnosischarmer1998: Total Obedience Do you think you can focus? Do you think you can keep focus on my words completely and not letting anything else distract you and making sure, absolutely sure, that you are here with me focused?Good Slave that’s
tortureanddenial: Of course your cock needs release! It must have been months! Sorry, I totally forgot about it. I told you that I will be a terrible keyholder. You really should have picked someone that you meet more often than me. I’m sooo glad you
jonathantoewsed: “you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap” oh i’m sorry you’re right the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
secretkitty: SO! I recently discovered that I could fit two of my toys inside of me (in the same hole)… I wanna do this again and film it! I totally forgot that I had taken these… ugh I wish they were two dicks…
nurfherder: I LOVE THAT MIDDLE GIF WHERE CAS’S EYES SLIDE OVER AND HE SMILES A LITTLE LIKE, “Dean, what the on earth, this is total horseshit. There is literally nothing more important in this world that hanging out with me right now.”
mischievousmanor: begmetocome: mischievousmanor i could totally see you doing CF … Is it crazy that this actually looks like fun and gets me excited?! that’s because it’s really fun ! we shoud train together ;-)
missmollymodified: lewild: missmollymodified: Red and black are definitely your color Aww as in they look good or .. that I wear them alot. Because you totally made me realize i have alot of black and red photos/ lingerie That they look amazing on
good-boy-mikey: That jockstrap is clinging to those eager jockboy muscles… just begging to be presented to Master. Show off those bulging jockboy muscles perfectly framed by that jockstrap, showing off your complete and total submission to me.
e-vay: Team Sonic aka “Rory’s Boys” Those last two panels actually happened between my roommate, me and my nephew and I just so happened to catch that beautiful moment on an audio recording that you should totally listen to. And yes mayyyybe I
kanakoyasaka replied to your post “this maybe my straight guy talking but I would totally bang that…” straight? you? so precious are you telling me that you can’t go straight for her?
wronginterpretations: the big bang theory makes me furious and it’s for a reason not a lot of people bring up which is that it has a lot of really interesting and even important themes that get totally fucking turned around in its sexist, racist, unfunny
arielenhasarrived: enfamouseld: arielenhasarrived: Hey followers, you should hook me up with an RP partner that: A) Isn’t crazy B) Is totally chill For some reason I’m super unlucky at finding RP partners that play the game on a consistent basis.
gladosinabox: cuddlechester: palecream: it takes ten seconds to tag something and forty five minutes to hours to calm down from a panic attack. think about that for a second and totally feel comfortable enough to ask me to tag something that bothers
nakedbeautie: juicy—kitty: tina-was-here:jetgreguar: emilygoss: bandguard1018: I would totally do that for a date lol If someone did this for me for a date I would bang them on the spot under that masterpiece. ideas for the future Make this
drjimmypage: onceuponabeatle: drjimmypage: I saw a picture of joe biden and I thought it was old man Jimmy Page for a second. that’s enough internet for me today. Now that you point it out, I can totally see the resembelance okay but for real jimmy
jetgreguar: emilygoss: bandguard1018: I would totally do that for a date lol If someone did this for me for a date I would bang them on the spot under that masterpiece. ideas for the future
prettygirlsshouldnttalksomuch: hah! That smile. That’s totally like me.
mouthcunt: If there’s one thing I totally suck (ha ha) at when giving head, it’s eye contact. I tend to go off into my own little mouthcunt reveries… (Besides, is it just me ladies or does looking that far up for a sustained period like that actually
dommewifechronicles: The more totally controlling that I am over My Husband’s submissive nature, the more that it turns Me into a sexual freak of a Wife !
everthekinkier: DAMN IT!!! PISSES ME OFF I WASNT ASKED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS STUDY!😔 Same here. I’ve got a great beard for just that sort of thing that’s currently totally unused for such a worthy purpose.
faggot4men88: Fuck that’s hot! I bet a STR8 GUY would really enjoy doing that to a faggot like me. Next please! Total control.
I really need rough sex right now To be totally honest… That would be one of the few things that would make me happy… Besides weed. Weed would be cool.
dummieblondie: Fun fact: once a black guy who i have met in a party talked me into fucking him just to prove that i am not racist…. well i know that sounds so silly but it totally super wasn’t when he was making the talking!!!
stfueverything: jonathantoewsed: “you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap” oh i’m sorry you’re right the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship
swissjerry: willigversaut: slave2point-nl: Getting the first 4-MEC slam that day, two will follow later that day. Love how it kicks in and how it changes me in a total submissive perverted and unlimited slutslave for my Master (and any one he approves
reginald-punnett: For some reason, the fact that she steals the jeans she tries on turns me on even more than the fact that she’s totally shaved and not wearing panties. Watch near the end as she stuffs them into her jacket lining. Naughty girl.