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xxxfamilyfun: My mother kicked me out of the house when I came out of the closet. My brother Dane invited me to his apartment to make a Christmas video for our dear old conservative mom that was certain to make her shit a brick!
patrickthepig: He reminds me of a guy that would breed me from time to time while I was at the university. I did not appreciate it then like I do now.
Yeah them tites was cool for a sec now the bitch getting old so look at me im the black guy in the back that’s me talking to her best friend getting act right about to check dome lol yes sir
there was a cute guy in an acura parked across from me, so i pulled up my long skirt, exposing my long legs and my panty-covered butt, and leaned far over into my car while i pretended to look for something. i hope that he enjoyed the show!
laina: laina: laina: this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they
queenchikkbug: wow so many nice comments on that pic of me, thank you so much! I was having second thoughts about posting it but you guys made me think otherwise! ;/o/; <3
yoursecretsub: A new look on an old photo that was left over from a past set. There’s just something to be said for how a great pair of jeans can make asses and legs look so good. I’ll get new content up soon. Just kind of stuck on a block at
askaspookyskeleton: askaspookyskeleton: askaspookyskeleton: this guy was watching spooky scary skeletons with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of the skeleton war and he’s
I got tagged by @bumblebyqueen, so you guys get to see my face. Also this made me remember that someone had requested some pics of my Yang cosplay so… two birds one stone? Top 6 selfies of 2016I’m returning the favor and tagging @chained-prometheus
batsghoulsandghosties:I drew a comic of the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me while playing among us. It was me, five of my friends, two randos (yellow and black) and this guy Pupu. He did not speak much English, called an emergency meeting
thisisbully: Went to the Apple Store today to tell them my phone keeps restarting and freezing and stuff the guy told me “many people don’t know that u have to turn off ur phone for 10 mins everyday to let it rest” I was like you tellin me I paid
shipperwrit342: timwestwoodtv: timwestwoodtv: timwestwoodtv: this guy was watching iCarly with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of iCarly and he’s like “so basically
ngrboy4whttops: When He knocked on my stall door and demanded i open it, i just knew i was going to be arrested…but it turns out that after seeing me suck off the Guy in the next stall, He wanted to try me out for Himself.
laina: laina: this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want
knock-knock-its-knuckles: opalisagoddess: Trust me guys if there was a new episode the entire fandom would be flipping out about. I still remembered how we hyped the shit out of “Steven the Sword Fighter” for like two weeks. yep. I’m planning
annethecatdetective: burning-high-rise: whorishgreen: whorishgreen: I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years
Honestly, the more I think about it, the more it makes sense to me that Ronaldo was friends with the “ghost”. This is a guy who has an over the top reaction and creative story for any little thing that happens, but he’s SO grounded and
michaelsnot: “The world sends people your way. Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from. The point is, you just have to play with the cards that you’re dealt. Jim, that guy is an ace. Dwight
420camgirl: That time I fucked myself with a baseball bat in a business park for FTV.To add to the hotness, there was a guy watching me and jerking off in the bushes. ;PI decided to buy a bat of my own that’s the same size and make my own home made
are you ever just about to fall asleep and have these weird ‘dreams’? b/c yeah was about to fall asleep but then suddenly i saw mink’s face with his body attached to this weird contraption. think that baby head thing from toy story.
coachpervman: He approached me about the team manager position. “Coach, I’m very good at managing players,” he said, and then smirked in a way that I knew immediately that he was my guy.
bibliophileing: so today this guy told me he didn’t like my new boots and i was like “well… that’s good for you but i’m the one wearing them so i don’t really care what you think…” and he goes “aren’t we why girls wear that kind
visualscott: The thing that kills me about “Ur So Gay" is that Katy isn’t singing about a boyfriend who actually turned out to be gay. She’s using “gay" as an insult, because the guy was effeminate, not conforming to her expected gender
I wish this was spread around more, I think girls need to understand this a lot more than they do, given that have a real guy in there life that cares about them not just a FWB
Had a dream last night that me and this guy I had a thing for many years ago (we were both too awkward to make a proper move) were actually dating and running around like we were 19 again and it was so cute and I miss him
itsmemacleod: I was in class like 5 years ago (6th grade), and this commercial came up because we were watching the tele, and this is what made me realise that guys are hot and that I wanted one. I loved this commercial so much haha
filled-with-the-unusual: 420camgirl: That time I fucked myself with a baseball bat in a business park for FTV.To add to the hotness, there was a guy watching me and jerking off in the bushes. ;PI decided to buy a bat of my own that’s the same size
thegoddamazon: visualscott: The thing that kills me about “Ur So Gay" is that Katy isn’t singing about a boyfriend who actually turned out to be gay. She’s using “gay" as an insult, because the guy was effeminate, not conforming to
visualscott: The thing that kills me about “Ur So Gay” is that Katy isn’t singing about a boyfriend who actually turned out to be gay. She’s using “gay” as an insult, because the guy was effeminate, not conforming to her expected gender
aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv THATS
not-another-mtg-fanblog: elventiefling: butyouarenotthesun: elventiefling: butyouarenotthesun: elventiefling: sometimes a descriptor is just that, guys: a descriptor oh, goat? PLEASE give me context for that so, our party was traveling in
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
aeon-fux:mszombi:wapiti3: Phrynus marginemaculatus on Flickr. photo source- The Macro Club Project This reminds me that I had a dream I found a bunch of these lil guys last night! I was gonna keep one as a pet, haha. I <3 Amblypygids. They don’t
elventiefling: butyouarenotthesun: elventiefling: butyouarenotthesun: elventiefling: sometimes a descriptor is just that, guys: a descriptor oh, goat? PLEASE give me context for that so, our party was traveling in a mountainous area and the
mikesmoustache:biglawbear:dispatchesfromtheclasswar: Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job. I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the
I wish I was that guy. I’d love for her to force me to suck cock that way.
thegeek531: tinamy-wiigdolph: “Did you guys hear about that Spiderman thing that happened with me? Ok, for those of you who have a life, basically what happened was, they were talking about — on this geek blog — making Spiderman. You know, they’re
charlesoberonn: gumball-shogun: I’ll admit, I didn’t expect to find a message like this in a Deadpool comic. Well done. That guy said all of that in the duration of one kick, which makes me think he was just talking really fast.
angelo-c: October 22, 2011 - We weren’t even dating yet. We were just bestfriends at that time. I was so blind to see that she liked me back then.. I’m bored, so i’ma give you guys a bedtime story! 😬 Well, right before we shot this picture,
sluttyoldersister: Graduation Part 3 Knowing that i was a fitness freak he hired what seemed to be two personal trainers for me for the day for my 45th birthday.. It didn’t take too long to realize that these guys were just his friends.. they fucked
okay that’s it for now guys ! sorry if i couldn’t get to yours, i also gotta lay down for a while cause my dad gave me some chocolate and damn that thing was way too sweet now im dizzy LOL
hahaha yeahh like everything in that post was my personal bad experiences with guys and then ended it with that they’re exhausting and weird, and they took it personally pffft, and thanks friend, id rather have some donuts tho, those would make me feel
countdankula: cannabiscaitlin: I’m not even joking guys. If I was a parent, I’d have to leave at least one, that’d be too mean as a parent, BUT my child has to smoke half of that jar with me. Half for the kid and whoever they smoke up, idgaf
So anyway, imagine being the *exact* type of guy a post was aimed at, but somehow remaining blissfully unaware of that fact… @averagesocalguy (Don’t make those comments from my reblog, because I’m notified about them, and then I’m going to laugh
rachellecd2003: sky76: kinkytats: sailingintheseasofcum: my-shemale-fantasies: I wish that was me.. (via TumbleOn) It’s Renata, Baby! Mmm OH! To be doing that with a Guy like HIM!!
pinkie-pride: Do you guys remember this from the AMA? Me and my G4G friends already pointed this out a LONG time ago, but I feel that it was worth bringing up again because people are still trying to say that Stanley is the author. First of all, come
masterlovehurts: He’d only had a four out of five star experience at the restaurant, so the owner let him take home the hostess for the night to use any way he liked. “That beer you guys served me was pretty much piss, so that’s what you’ll be
