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derekisme:  I do so love these male/female wrestling scenes, where the victorious girl strips the guy and then jerks him off. (It wasn’t all that long ago that I was trying - surreptitously - to get my girlfriend in a position to do this to me. Alas,
This amazing dripping wet pussy came with the tagline that it was a creampie - now correct me if I’m wrong but does that look like spunk to you?! Unless the guy producing it has drunk 17 gallons of water and has his testicles removed then I think I’d
“The research to me is I’m not, like, looking up serial killers or the psychology behind that. That’s just putting a blanket statement over Andrew, and he was certainly one in a million” -Darren Criss
ineededhisdick: His dick wasn’t even all that big but he was the only guy I knew that could give me orgasms. Too bad I met him after I got married. Now I have to sneak around behind my husband’s back a few times a month just to get laid properly!
clickthelock: Oh my god, wow, that was weird.That guy just blatantly chatted me up right in front of you, when clearly we’re together. caption by http://clickthelock.tumblr.com
taboo-universe: I told my best friend that I wanted a naughty pic to try and get a hot guy to want to fuck me… I never told her that is was my dad in the next room
“Charles, why do you even keep that picture?” “Well, I happen to like this one. It was a good summer.”
420camgirl: That time I fucked myself with a baseball bat in a business park for FTV.To add to the hotness, there was a guy watching me and jerking off in the bushes. ;PI decided to buy a bat of my own that’s the same size and make my own home made
long-nipples-wet-pussy: This amazing dripping wet pussy came with the tagline that it was a creampie - now correct me if I’m wrong but does that look like spunk to you?! Unless the guy producing it has drunk 17 gallons of water and has his testicles
420camgirl:That time I fucked myself with a baseball bat in a business park for FTV.To add to the hotness, there was a guy watching me and jerking off in the bushes. ;PI decided to buy a bat of my own that’s the same size and make my own home made video.
Wishing I was as big as that guy and I had a girl doing that to me! Lmao xD
Sometimes I wonder why I do this. This guy had the nerve to try to claim me as his plaything while trying to explain it off as paranoia that I was catfishing you all and really I’m a Japanese man. Now apart from that being offensive to the Japanese
I told my dad that I was going to the park to pick up guys, and that he could choose my outfit.I told him the sluttier the outfit, the more likely I’d be to let him cum later today.You like what he picked out? Originally, he wanted me to go naked, but
Bluvelvet99: Golden Era ClassicOriginally published June. 23, 2015The Moon and the StarsThe story I’m reposting today is one that I hold extremely close to me. It’s one of my top 5 most proud stories and one that was influential on my later material.
Apparently Warlock is not the only one with a morbid curiosity.I was gonna thinking in drawing something different to commemorate my 1000 suscribers, but that angle was more liked than I thought so might as well do something you guys ask me to do for
What was missing, Monday at 8! This one took everything out of me. Our first Marceline episode since Nightosphere, and I wanted to get it right! Also I know that preview is out there, loving the fan art you guys! LOVING IT
UGH GUYS BUT IF I MAKE A FOREVERHORSE DAKI AND A LEMONTWIST DAKI NOBODY WOULD WANT THAT OTHER THAN ME I DONT KNOW IF FOREVER WOULD EVEN WANT THAT man. I wish I still rped with Forever. I was really enamored with his pone, back in the day. Now, it’s
i was playing overwatch earlier with a couple of friends and a guy from the enemy team sent me messages saying i sucked and tossed some racial slurs at meso my friend reported him with picture proof of the harassment and we got a message from PS saying
The fiancé and I split; we didn’t agree on several things, one of those things was me sleeping with other men. Sir and I however were in sync with each other one this. I had this one guy –Dr. Abs- that I had been fucking and Sir. Sir was going to
I had a nightmare last night that I was still with my ex. It’s just kinda funny to me, because he was a nice guy and we got along fine. He wasn’t a bad person and while we dated, I really loved him. But since our break up and since I started going
You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might
Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit ..
!!!!!!!Omgomgomg I just got back from a date with that guy I was talking about. He took me out for ice cream and we walked around a park. (Thank God it didn’t bother me too bad). And he said he really likes me and I told him I really liked him too
starcrossedscribbles: princess-omo: !!!!!!!Omgomgomg I just got back from a date with that guy I was talking about. He took me out for ice cream and we walked around a park. (Thank God it didn’t bother me too bad). And he said he really likes me and
dudpendous: At private school in 1999. Me: Did you see Mystery Men? Intellectual Kid: No, that looked stupid? But did you see October Sky? Now that movie was amazing. Those guys determination blah blah blah… My thoughts: You have been manipulated well.
frist–xvi: .. Patreon are you fucking kidding me the old logo was fucking FINE! I don’t like to be that guy, I honestly respect all art styles, but.. seriously, fuck this new-age “trying-to-be-modern” minimalist bullshit XnX Okay wow, that’s
masterlovehurts: He’d only had a four out of five star experience at the restaurant, so the owner let him take home the hostess for the night to use any way he liked.“That beer you guys served me was pretty much piss, so that’s what you’ll be
footsiehotwife:I mentioned today with my wife, a situation in which she didn’t let me lick her pussy after hard and long intercourse with H.A. (I wrote about it in this post). Her cunt was so sore that even licking hurt her… That guy really destroyed
allsonargent: favorite characters ≡ Winston Bishop “I’m a fun guy. I do pranks. Cece’s last wedding? The badger that fell down and almost killed a bunch of people, that was me! I’m Prank Sinatra, baby! Old Brown Eyes. Ain’t no prank like
secretlivesofconservativewives: It was the first time my wife complied with my request to take off her panties before coming down to a party. Another guy saw me take this picture. He came over and told my wife that he saw everything. I was ready
Is it normal if a guy you haven’t meet in 5 years suddenly dm you in insta saying how he miss me, how i have grown a lot in the past few years, asking me where i was staying. Like is that normal or should i be freaking out?
mystraightfriend: gentlydownthestream: Today I was signing up for a locally sourced food delivery service that operates off an app. As the guy was helping me setup the app on my phone this picture came up. Neither of us said anything. I got fresh kale
A person who claims to be a Christian telling me they forgot the entire Old Testament and they just want me to tell them who that “burning bush” guy wasMe
sir2u-boy:look, if you want the truth, it was ok. I mean I got off and all, but it was really just ok. Maybe you need to go practice with somebody who doesn’t care that you are a novice and then come back when you’ve improved…guys like me really
kablizzy: thetremblingofmyhand: thetremblingofmyhand: the kid that sits behind me in geometry is a really good artist and once I turned around and he was spending an extensive amount of time shading in the collarbones of the guy he was drawing, so
“Oh, I was outside the base one day, and a guy pulled up in a warthog and told me to get in and that I was late, so I got in.” “Wait, wait, wait a second. Are you saying— did you go into the campaign?”
joeyboy30: hotandexposed: For this guy, an anonymous submitter is searching for his full name! Said his name was “Rob” (supposedly) and that he was a commercial abseiler living near Bristol, UK. Send me a message if you know it! Snapchat: Joeyt30
lifetime-wanderlust:Me: *tells story about pic being in a file it wasn’t supposed to be in…*Em: Well, if it was me showing the pics it would be a random pic of a guy I saw on the tour that caught my fancy haha…Me: Well…you’re weird…and I’m…not?!Em:
jamesboxed: Hi guys! I haven’t been online for a while now but after I logged into my Tumblr this morning (which welcomed me with a thick layer of internet dust), I was shocked at a spike in blog activity. And little did I know that it was about a
Anonymous asked: what "good friends" made you choose between your ex and him/her? if it was a guy friend maybe it was cuz they liked you. thats happened to me.
fuckyeahchubbygirls: Ladies, Let me tell you that I have had one hell of a week - from a guy calling me a “fat bitch” on Chatroulette, to comments overheard in a store, to one of my friends telling me I was physically unattractive. It’s been a
To the muscly guy that said goodnight to me at Altona Sports Club: GET ON ME.
“Hi, honey…..some guys came over….they said you sent them over and that I was supposed to show them a good time……”“Of course I did, honey……I let them take turns fucking me for over 2 hours…..it was
I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was like ‘oh its easy to feel lymph nodes
I don't think you guys understand how hard it was for me to see Klaus look like that. He was so pale and lifeless.
myeroticbunny: I was nervous when my fiancée said she’d be tutoring Brad. Every girl in school wanted that guy. I made her promise to text me if he ever tried anything. She was gone only a few hours when my phone buzzed.“Son of a bitch,” I said,
this guy found me on fb, and he remembers me from myspace days, how is that possible. he asked me if i remembered him and i said no. he was like it’s ok it’s been like 10 years. wth ????????
seriousjones: officers, i’m afraid you can’t arrest me for murder. when i murdered that guy, i was only doing it to highlight how ridiculous and wrong is to murder someone. it was actually quite anti-murder if you think about it. i understand how
hunky74: My college girlfriend didn’t let me raise the issue of monogamy. It was clear from the start that she was fucking other guys and would continue to do it.
loveitwhenmywifegetslaid:From what Tara has told me about how and when the next morning, I am positive that there’s been a few times where I was spewing cum into my hand while some other guy was spewing cum into my wife’s delicious pussy…
I just had a guy approach while I was shopping for halloween candy and start hitting on me. I turned around and he backtracked saying “Nevermind, I could never fucka girl as big as you.” I am very happy to say that it was your voice in the back of
Hey look what timehop told me today!(moongrace)my babies!!! they’re oLD Q///A///Q
sherbies: this was the first thing i wanted to draw when i learned that ryu guy was voiced by jon heder aka napoleon dynamite and this is why i shouldnt bring my sketchbook with me on vacations
