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So I go in for a minor surgery on the 22nd. I’m really nervous. I also feel disgusting. My libido is completely gone, for now, and I think it’s going to be worse after the surgery. I really just want someone to come cuddle with me and huh
intrepidescapist: fffcuk: bauks: my old sex ed text book why are they having orgasms from holding hands need me a freak like that
writingabeautifuldisaster: I saw your message/email/text/voicemail and told myself I’d return it later when I was more awake/alert/in a better mood/had more information and I pretty much forgot about it until now I’m sorry I’m trash: an autobiography
dancer-me:I hit 1,600 posts today after joining tumblr in spring 2021 and thought “oouuu what a nice neat number.” It got me thinking - what’s everyone’s post count? Reblog with your post number and maybe when you joined Tumblr?
chasingtrophywhitetails: Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
doedoedoee: ahorror: this sucks might as well go bed LITERALLY ME
earthnation: i always have dark circles under my eyes even if i get like 14 hours of sleep maybe if they get dark enough i can persuade a band of raccoons to accept me into their clan
halcyonharlot: every time the henchman 21 tag updates i get so hard so fast that the rapid redistribution of bloodflow to my genitals makes me pass out
doedoedoee: babybuttercups: PSA: MY SEXUALITY IS NOT SET IN STONE. I WILL CHANGE IT WHENEVER IT MAKES ME MORE COMFORTABLE TO DO SO. I DONT CARE IF ITS CONFUSING FOR YOU. YOUR CONFUSION MEANS DICK COMPARED TO MY PERSONAL WELL BEING AND IDENTITY. But
tamagohime:me: *exists*me: this is too much
merdafatua: Me: *messages a friend at 3am*Friend: *responds soon after*Me: What the fuck are you doing up go to sleep
rubyfruitjumble: davestrider: little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous Theres a video of me when I’m like 3 years old at a petting zoo and I’m sitting down with little piglets crawling into my lap and my mom is like “they think
lord-kitschener: Me: [posts anything even vaguely possibly controversial on tumblr.com] My inbox: [shows the message sign] Me:
thebootydiaries: someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection* me: i would die for u
robot-wank: me: *does literally one thing* me:
If you read my RP's, anonymously send me which one is your favorite and tell me why.
droosy: (bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie
splickedylit: me: *lies down* things: *continue to happen* me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*
queenn-i-c: If someone tells you “don’t call me that” or “don’t touch me in that way” who the fuck are you to object and/or get mad??????
slytherns: me earlier: they wont let trump win lol america is not this dumb me rn:
philpsheas: me the majority of the election: idk i don’t rlly like hillary that much but she’s the lesser of two evils so i guess she has my vote me today:
trishworthitwalker: me: it’s too early for accurate results. i just need to distract myself also me: *refreshes every site i have open while i feel the ulcer growing*
magicalgirlmindcrank: Me making LGBT headcanons 6 years ago: Me making LGBT headcanons now:
sendintheantiheroes: Me: Crying happy tears because Tilikum is finally free of this shite world Also me: Crying sad tears because none of this should have fucking happened in the first place
ultarviolet: me to my therapist: yeah idk I’m pretty good! me to my tumblr followers: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. at night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks
grindbuster: go on anon and psychoanalyse me and make me cry
Someone buy me diapers pleeeaaase ;—; Or give me recommendations for good value-for-money adult diapers that ship to the UK?
legallyblained: there are some people on here who like you know um every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an
jordan-reet: Jordan: My voice would probably just irritate you. I know it kinda irritates me sometimes. Anna: how can your own voice irritate you? I doubt it would irritate me.
jordan-reet: Jordan: I’m not sure, just when I talk, usually in front of groups of people I just get this nervous anxious feeling that my voice is annoying people, so then it annoys me. Anna: you are adorable. Trust me, I doubt your voice is annoying.
bpdgoths: me, every time i post something personal: i am so sorry. nobody cares and I Am So Sorry for writing this. Here i go manipulating people into giving me attention again. When Will I Be Stopped
Heading to Toronto tomorrow. I’m excited to be in my own head for a day. No Snapchat, no texts, no Facebook. Just me and this meeting. I need to re-access my life. And this will be just what I need.
If you sit next to me on public transportation I can guarantee you that I will end up reading your text messages. Fair warning.
baekhyunslipring: baek’s now u wanna play me in artificial love reblog if u agree
marvelcolm: “a female led superhero movie wouldn’t grab anybody’s attention” i cried over a raccoon and a tree give me my black widow movie
I know I work all the fucking time, i know that it’s your birthday weekend, I know that I’m being a jealous insecure asshole and I know you have other friends but is it too much to ask for my best friend to not avoid me and let me at least try and
I swear to god my older brother makes me want to murder cute things. He never fails to piss me the fuck off
and once again the stress hits. it doesn’t help that my own older brother is a thief and is stealing money from both me and my grandmother when we’re away or out of the room. It also doesn’t help that he blames it on me and there’s
Thanks to the best friend for waking me up and keeping me on the phone for 2 hours in the cold -__- jk i actually love that bitch
And in the middle of sex in random people’s houses and murdering murderers this kid calls him and is just the cutest. God this show is gonna be the death of me
theboywhorunswithwolves: someone could literally marry me and i would still wonder if they secretly found me annoying
tell me why you followed me
coffeepeople: if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
lalalere: sinsoo: There is no friendship stronger than those forged in the weeaboo years. #you saw me at my worst so you deserve me at my best
cassieblack: arineat: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for me?”
I just have this thing where I think that the reason no one talks to me is because I’m just horrible. And when they do talk to me I’m so down about nothing that i can’t even respond
Text me when you miss me
Someone come feed me.
Take your briefs off after wearing them all day and shove them in my face. Pouch over my nose, you force me to inhale your sweat and piss and precum stains. Rub my nose in your musk and mark me as yours.
What does it say about me that the first thought that comes into my head upon meeting someone attractive is either “I want to eat your ass for days” or “Pee on me” ??
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
miyku: me after 3 hours sleep mother : are you all right?me :
E o pior é que me sinto como antes. Repleto de perguntas, quanto mais busco respostas mais me afundo em dúvidas. Busquei soluções quando não haviam problemas, busquei a verdade quando não havia mentira, vivi fantasia quando restava pouco da realidade. Não
quietdistaste: me trying to make a successful text post
jaclcfrost: “why do you overanalyze text messages” to my credit i overanalyze everything, always, because i love feeling like i’m suffocating and everyone hates me, constantly, so at least there’s… consistency
djsordered: me, rereading texts I sent during a meltdown I had ten minutes ago: lol that was so fuckin extra wtf thank god I’ve changed, that’s never happening again
arcticmunkeez: me: sends important text that took a lot of guts to sendme: immediately turns off wifi, data, the phone itself, my laptop, hides both in a safe, hybernates self for 1.000 years,
nephilimgirlbooks: I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying then those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.
me: *wants to be hardcore sugar baby* also me: *has hardcore morals and guilt*
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