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Had to remake this post so the person I follow doesn't know I reblogged this. Spell me your name and I'll answer. Hopefully this will help me connect with all of you.
Guys I'm so sorry I haven't been very active lately. This job has me tired. But I picked someone to help me run it and I'll be making their login very soon =) hope you guys still send me submissions.
When someone who doesn't know me very well asks me why we don't have kids and I tell them about our fertility issues
¡Me recontra cago en el chucha! Me cagan los momentos la puta madre. Me voy a tomar algo la chinga.
Me gustaría que se pusiera en mi lugar y me diga que todo lo que hago es fácil. Anímate dale.
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Hey guys, I been meaning to make this post for a while especially after I hit 500, but I’ve been busy with a lot of things especially around this time of year. I know it isn’t a great picture of me but I just want to show my appreciation for
Text me. Snap me or kik me Please shere
That wonderful piece of fanart was sent via email and it seems by adding my text before posting it took off the submitter’s info. If they’d send me a message I’d be happy to give them a shout out and link~!
I dropped the last guy I was sleeping with cause he didn’t tell me he had another girl pregnant & when I said he shoulda told me out of respect he said it wasn’t my business & I don’t wanna even associate with someone that sees me like that
In light of someone I know personally finding my FAKE profile on Bumble made with someone STEALING photos of my face and IMPERSONATING me for their own gain, I just want to say that I do NOT have any sort of dating app or profile. If you see my photos
WHY ARE SOME MEN FUCKING CREEPY!!!I literally got followed TO MY CAR by some guy that saw me at my job. I don’t know if he waited for me to get out?! But he legit followed me all the way to my car asking me to give him my number over and over and
Me: I’m gonna make a small cute omo scenario text post. Just a little cute paragraph, straight to the point 😊💛Me: 1 hour later with a 500 page book that’s a trilogy plus long ass bonus special*-.. fUCK!
flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
Quarterbacking a football tournament tomorrow, wish me luck all! Also, tomorrow I’m going to spend some more time on the blog, and post a few pictures of T and myself to the private blog, so let me know what you’d like to see me post on here.
fannibalmonica: Wow! This is scary, And wonderful. Mark me down as delighted and terrified. I have one question, though: I can see Hannibal is chewing on the heart but what is Will eating?Will is workin’ on it but he’s not skilled enough to get
@everyone who is messaging me about the link on Affogato leading to Macchiato, that’s actually intentional, they’re part of the same story lol. I just forgot to include it on Au Lait because I’m dumb haha
A lot of folks are messaging me today worried about some kind of “Tumblr is purging NSFW blogs” message that is going around, and while I don’t find it entirely credible*, I figured I’d put this info up here to ease some minds.If anything ever
selfcoloured: ･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ I just want someone to pin me down and give me lots of hickeys and bruises and make me moan and scratch me up and totally dominate me. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
According to many followers its my fault, because my blog is called filthy wet slut. So you're telling me, my blog defines me? That's all I am, is my sex blog. For fucksake I'm not my blog. It's just a part of me. I'm an entire person, not a blog. So
I want you to hold the lighter as I hit the bong, eat me out until I cum, and sit next to me on a chair as I take a bath, eat me again in the bed, until I am exhausted from orgasm and I am reduced to a sleeping angel in your arms.
Now someone come fuck me. I want cock inside me, cum filling me, sweat, panting, smacking, choking, caressing, kissing, and a gaping asshole.
I’ll most likely make a giant text post about this later, but for now...
Your stupidity gives me cancer. Your idiocy gives me leprosy. Your ignorance gives me aneurysms.
sansatyler: I need constant reassurance that someone likes me like if they compliment me I’ll be like really?????? Please support your statement using examples from the text
Me: All of my followers and all those I follow are beautiful! Me: No really I’m just horny…. Me: Soo…this happenin or what?
It’s been a little over a year since my last relationship fell through. Since then I’ve had guys treat me like shit or drop me off the face of the Earth. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong, but I need to figure out what it is. Maybe I’m not doing
benzodiazeplease:nicki minaj makes me wanna like….go to the gym every morning and not text any fuckboys and wear bright lipstick and do my squats and constantly spit fire game at pretty faced boys and girls, that’s how inspiring she is
texts from the tardis
awkwardvagina: in other news the pizza delivery boy from my local dominos just sent me a text saying they havent seen me in a while
neoputa: i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
just-shower-thoughts: If I had a dollar for each person that saw me and didn’t find me attractive, I’d have enough money to make me attractive
maximumbuttitude: me before shaving: Ugh me after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me
@AnnaBanks: He always sends me the most adorable texts.
sleepysleepypretty: having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
staypozitive: I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will
things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone finding
And that is the reason why i don’t go to family functions. all they do is put me down and complain about why i don’t talk more
Haven't talked to too many people on here from Denver for a while, message me friends 😎😎
Me: ughhhh I just want to be spoiled sometimesDude, who possibly adores me: let me spoil u *sends me $$$$* Me: plz no I shouldnt have this much power
twerkingsuperfruit:a-flying-emu:bunniferbennett:say it with me: makeup is gender neutral I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back I mean
Sempre soube que você é especial para mim, você sempre me fez sorrir e acreditar que sou capaz de tudo que eu queira. Me motivou quando não tinha mas no que acreditar. Nunca me abandonou e sempre fazia de tudo para estarmos juntos […] Nunca
o-natah: seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts
enhancers: I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr
possiblybpd: Ahh yes I love my disorder. I love being irrational and having breakdowns over innocuous texts. I love calling my boyfriend in tears and asking him if he still wants to see me ever again. I love me.
toastbio: me: yeah im really tough me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud] me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder] me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever] me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than
“Text Me“ (Req. 7/10) 3:58 PM (2004). Requested by heepwahs. Taking requests, inbox here. Texts from an old Nokia transferred into a simple, transparent image. Do not remove the caption.
Me and le new boyfriend on the couch watching GI Jane: Me: donde esta la biblioteca Ash: laughs super hard Me: giggles uncontrollably Me: I’m sorry, I’m high and I don’t know where that came from Ash: that’s ok. It made my dick
So this is what happens when it’s five in the morning, I’m sleep deprived, and I decide to text. Yes I know there are little mistakes 😅 but I think I’m hilarious sometimes!
urbancatfitters: i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
“Text Me“ (Req. 6/10) 3:58 PM (2003). Requested by, Anon. Taking requests, inbox here. Texts from an old Nokia transferred into a simple, transparent image. Do not remove the caption.
TEXT ME (7/10) 4:28 PM - ANDREW (2003). Texts from an old Nokia transferred into a simple, transparent image.
Text Me (6/10) 4:20 AM - LEVI (2002). Texts from an old Nokia transferred into a simple, transparent image.
Texting my friend when it’s that time of the month for me and giving him a play by play of my journey to get up and have a cigarette.
This idiot literally every time someone send me a text or try talk to me. Wouldnt wish my worst enemy to have autism.
drawbauchery: if anyone following me actually voted for him unfollow me right fucking now i want nothing to fucking do with you and those of you saying there’s no reason to act this way, also unfollow me because you have no fucking clue.you mean
god damn i’m paranoid now that when i draw some su again the assholes who demanded it from me and told me to drop the ponies & whatever else just to cater to what they wanted are all gonna think i’m doing it for themi’m notto anyone who’s
vile-black-bile: peachemojimami: peachemojimami: episode two of black mirror for me fucked up, wth is this ok, episode 3 got me in my feelings They all had me feeling some type of way true that
peachemojimami: Friday night my fam kept tryna hook me up with this 21yo & rn he asked me for a picture so I was gonna send a selfie but he clarified he was asking for a nude… Why my fam do this to me 😂😂😂
Please don’t do me like this twice please don’t do me like this twice please don’t do me like this twice please don’t do me like this twice please don’t do me like this twice please don’t do me like this twice please don’t do me like this
![Sempre soube que você é especial para mim, você sempre me fez sorrir e acreditar que sou capaz de tudo que eu queira. Me motivou quando não tinha mas no que acreditar. Nunca me abandonou e sempre fazia de tudo para estarmos juntos […] Nunca](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9bd69fe4316cf4b7518f608c1427ccfd/tumblr_n9p9xrvAhs1qfympxo1_250.jpg)
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