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strider-inquire: Plush Encounters of the Rump Kind comic by @cosmic-rumpus vriska voiced by @motorizedmycologist
strider-sempai-noticed-you-and: u never know what u got til it’s gone
striders: staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad
stridering: MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HAR
striders: finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped
striders: how fucked up is it that the universe is infinite like it doesn’t have.. an end or a shape or borders or anything it just.. Goes. that’s so fucked up I’m going to scream
striders: these snotty fucking barista blogs on here that brag about giving regular coffee to customers who asked for decaf or putting dairy milk in soy lattes because the customer was a little rude or the soy containers are “tricky” make me really
striders: catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
strider-sister: I SMELLED FOOD IN MY HOUSE SO I WALKED OUT TO SEE WHAT MY PARENTS WERE MAKING AND THEY SAW ME AND THEN MY DAD YELLED “HA I TOLD YOU YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS” MY PARENTS MADE A BET TO SEE IF I WOULD COME OUT OF MY ROOM IF I SMELLED FOOD
striders: literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!! me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of
striders: do not let the word “problematic” even touch your goddamn lips when you are discussing specific acts of racism, anti-semitism, transphobia, misogyny, homophobia. do not gloss over that shit. say what you fucking mean, do not use a sugar
striders: like… nobody with any real commitment to queer activism is going “well we’re done now! good work everyone! let’s all go home!” we are ALL so fucking aware that people are literally at this moment looking for loopholes or legal footing
strider-sister: ayesexy: Awkward physical contacts yes omg I HAVE DONE THE ARM SWING GONE WRONG SO MANY TIMES IT’S A FUCKING PROBLEM
striders: airoehead: reblog if ur a goofy goober undefined
stridering: Magic….conch….shell?
stridering: YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?????
striders: how fucked up is it that the universe is infinite like it doesn’t have.. an end or a shape or borders or anything it just.. Goes. that’s so fucked up I’m going to scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
striders:it’s so wild seeing average ass people defending BILLIONAIRES!! you’re never gonna be one!!! you’re clinging to this illusion that they made their money through hard work and that one day it’s gonna be you but it’s not! they’ll exploit
striders: every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
striders:(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please
striders:catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three erikorti
striders: there’s not anyone on my dash talking about obama’s plan to provide two free years of community college to everyone who’s willing to do 8 hours of community service per term and maintain a 2.0 gpa and let me just say: please, god, holy
striders: although i’m not gonna lie sometimes when I get hurt I try to justify not going to the hospital with “i’m sure people survived this before modern medicine, i’ll be fine”
striders:egberts: *takes a bow* stealing is fucking illegal.
striders: bazfeu: egberts: bazfeu: this seems…heterosexual don’t know what this is about but i hope you get through it okay 😔🙏 update: it was heterosexual :( praying for you 😪
striders: once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the
striders:catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
striders: i really miss the thing where people edited nigel thornberry’s face onto everything like that was the pinnacle of internet humor
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