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striders: alien family
striders: once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the
striders: janecrocker: did someone just set off fireworks it’s november 23rd and we live in canada what the ever loving fuck could you possibly be celebrating the birth of the next moose king
strider-sempai-noticed-you-and: u never know what u got til it’s gone
strider-sister: I SMELLED FOOD IN MY HOUSE SO I WALKED OUT TO SEE WHAT MY PARENTS WERE MAKING AND THEY SAW ME AND THEN MY DAD YELLED “HA I TOLD YOU YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS” MY PARENTS MADE A BET TO SEE IF I WOULD COME OUT OF MY ROOM IF I SMELLED FOOD
stridering: YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?????
stridering: Magic….conch….shell?
striders: catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
striders:staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad
striders: these snotty fucking barista blogs on here that brag about giving regular coffee to customers who asked for decaf or putting dairy milk in soy lattes because the customer was a little rude or the soy containers are “tricky” make me really
striders: reading my own writing: boy, you sure like your commas, don’t you,
strider-sister: ayesexy: Awkward physical contacts yes omg I HAVE DONE THE ARM SWING GONE WRONG SO MANY TIMES IT’S A FUCKING PROBLEM
striders:i provide a simple service
striders: there’s not anyone on my dash talking about obama’s plan to provide two free years of community college to everyone who’s willing to do 8 hours of community service per term and maintain a 2.0 gpa and let me just say: please, god, holy
striders:catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
strider-sempai-noticed-you-and: itstrickyyxx: vinsanityraw: Dead soldier’s friend tells why a funeral dress was the only way to honour him. The Observer. “Kev was like my brother – we would have done anything for each other.We said that whoever
striders: finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped
striders: staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad
strider-inquire:brotherly love
strider-inquire: it keeps him warm
striders: egberts: I think my girlfriend is about to make a stupid decision
striders: jihaadgirls: jihaadgirls: scar can like…. get it You know he really is the full package…. giant hunk…. solid morals….. great character development…… cares about may…… giant symbolic ‘fuck you’ to the west…….. he really
stridering: My friend just said “oh my god, Act 5 is long as fuck” and I said “Yeah, but the trolls are cool” and he looked at me weird and I realized HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMLET AND NOW THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING
striders:not to like make a huge fucking post about shit that’s been talked to death but it really genuinely scares me how many straight girls think it’s normal to just… not like your partner. like they think it’s normal and okay for their boyfriends
striders: how fucked up is it that the universe is infinite like it doesn’t have.. an end or a shape or borders or anything it just.. Goes. that’s so fucked up I’m going to scream
striders: bazfeu: egberts: bazfeu: this seems…heterosexual don’t know what this is about but i hope you get through it okay 😔🙏 update: it was heterosexual :( praying for you 😪
stridering: even if you aren’t in the rooster teeth/achievement hunter fandom please watch this (x)
strider-the-pony-rider: xiubilationlee: curdledgirdle: curdledgirdle: Fun D&D challenge: All characters must be based on Whose Line party quirks prompts I’ve got dibs on
striders:love cats that just freely slap the shit out of anything they don’t understand or immediately want to be seeing in front of them
striders:i’ve been thinking about this for days
strider-mutual:
striders:me, lovingly but tired: you exhaust me sometimes my gf, having put their entire hand into a hole in a stuffed animal and started using it as a puppet: what why
striders:come get your girl she’s standing at the pool table and saying “dink” every time the balls touch
striders:not sure if i’m qualified to answer this one
striders: leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is. his friend: wait, what was mission number one? leader: fucking getting here, travis.
strider-official: okay uh… I’m going to clean my dash a bit… reblog if you have snk homestuck DirkJohn brojohn davekat shingeki no kyojin HOMESTUCK EREN x Levi attACK ON TITAN HOMESTUCK STRIDERSSS SHINGEKI NO FUCKING KYOJIN
striders: so my friend erik who I’ve known for like 4 years is gonna be at my house in like 4 hours since hes driving thru my town and we’re gonna meet for the first time and i am NERVOUS
strider-inquire: TG: no one appreciated my bullshit antics ((shit. lets be santa!))((hand stuck in an aj bottle!))((smuppet salesman!))
strider-inquire: christmas is cancelled
