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tom-sits-like-a-whore: reasons to date me no pressure to wear pants in my presence or any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have
mitunapactor: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being the taller person
qratefvl: i want someone i can be all stupid and cute with but then like have passionate rough sex with ya feel
hip-hop-bonita: Honestly, after being in relationships where you’re treated like total crap and then you meet someone you didn’t even know existed and have that instant connection, and he/she actually have something going on for them and they treat
shewillmove-mountains: this is literally what it’s like to be 21
latelycravingmore: All I really want right now is for someone to sleep with me, like actually fall asleep with me. Wrapped up in my arms, tucked tightly under the blankets and our legs intertwined. And then just be there in the morning when I open my
i-will-pursue-your-presence: mythologyhotspot: scottman99: heyitsodette: Splash Mountain Photos YES It’s funnier everytime I see it. I like human beings.
liquid-liamm: It’s quite sad to say I only know like 2 people who actually give me any kind of respect as a human being.
explorenorth: mrscoltonpenderttonixo: thinkthatthetimehascome: ianoshea: jocundasykes: welcome-foolishmortals: I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK ICH WEINE The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like
snh-snh-snh: I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult. Then I spend time with teenagers. And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
twentyonepivots: do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song
hearthesirenssong: otfilms: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Did you know, this wasn’t planned? It was supposed to be an actual fight scene. But Harrison had some kind of bug and didn’t feel like doing it, so on the first shot he pulled out his (fake)
louisharrystylinson: louisharrystylinson: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER see the ball feel the ball be the ball
what-was-left-of-the-good-in-me: It really just sucks knowing I won’t be able to look forward to the end of a shitty day and have you walk into my bedroom and lay down next to me and cuddle and talk and feel like everything’s okay. Just knowing I
emmysaurus: taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult. Then I spend time with teenagers. And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
legendarilyinvisible: does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
cityandmillerr: id rather have a girl who stays in cudding watching Netflix with me than be with a girl who likes to go out every night
tssfxx: helllotittys: have—not: i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought
nubeginning: loserxbabe: relationships are so scary like someone can go from being happy and in love with you one day to not giving a shit about you the next day and that terrifies me Pretty much
kaylacoan: I want a Christmas kiss or make out session or to be insanely fucked on the living room floor like whatever
just-yasmeen: “You used to be nicer.” Ummm more like I used to let you walk all over me and now that I know better you’re mad that I won’t take your bullshit anymore.
moose-amore: Girls who wear cute underwear specifically for you deserve to be eaten out like they’re your last meal on death row
papasfritas: Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative. I kind of like it.
the203alphafemale: oldrockstars: being shy and having resting bitch face is the worst combination because i look like a disinterested bitch but in reality i really want to socialize but i just dont know how to initiate conversation with strangers and
hatelyn: wow like i don’t fucking care if people don’t text me back when we’re just having a normal conversation, but if we’re supposed to be hanging out soon and i ask you details about it and you don’t fucking text me back we have a problem
femininefreak: mytinhalo: femininefreak: If I ever started my own country this would be my flag. Can I live in your country? Sure, just no burning the flag bc I don’t like ice cream soup.
moose-amore: Girls who wear cute underwear specifically for you deserve to be eaten out like they’re your last meal on death row.
disasterxv:not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
wetstuffontheredstuff: I don’t understand relationships like this. They are extremely unhealthy. Why would you be with someone you so obviously don’t trust? Quit wasting his time!
tom-sits-like-a-whore:as your girlfriend theres no pressure to wear pants in my presenceor any clothes at all reallybut it’s up to youu can be big spoon or little spoontotally your choicei’m always ready to make outaLwaYs also u don’t even have
intj-confessions:toservethequeen:intj-confessions:Neat.neat. neat?!?! youre looking at day and night AT THE SAME TIME, don you realize thats been completely impossible until like the past ten years. To be looking at this is straight up INSANE.neat.you
sssammich:someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death
brinconvenient: augustotter:I love IKEAI just love the one in the foreground is like either “I’m sorry, we’re running over, we’ll just be another few minutes” or “Excuse me. We’ve had this conference room booked for our weekly Team Left
rnedia: trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
occultdigest: apocalypanties: I feel like we’re being unreasonably chill about all these giant fucking holes Slightly creepy, but not that worrying.
sssammich:someonecalledmefamous:mu5icliz:germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with
snorlaxatives: purple-moon-fairy:snorlaxatives:i will never be impressed by anything the jenner girls do… they’ve been handed literally everything to them… i saw a twitter post that was like “kylie jenner just bought a Ū.7 million house. what
flourishnblottts: cumberbatched-in-the-shire: whitebeltwriter: There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I’m looking for-“ girls boys anyone no one friends
sleezed: lowkey relationships are hot as fuck to me. like its just you and her. it’s not anybody business. lowkey you be posted up with shorty and cuddling and shit. got everyone wondering and shit. let em wonder fam.
queenchante: n0ot-no0t:tamakis-butt:I think it’s so sad when students stop caring at the end of the year. Like ” I don’t give a Fuck if I fail, I just want school to be over” but you can tell they care. They do. BUT the pressure, expectations
screenageralex: Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works
texasinmyrearviewmirror: ciswhitethin: bravoalpharomeo: peaceful-moon:stephenhawqueen:the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular
sorelatable: Freshmen about to be in the hallways like
dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back
getsby:i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry
thesarcasticliteralist: namyre: krxs10: alphaflyer: Stunning. Let’s be honest marvel did not fuck around at all I like how the Hulk just goes straight to Bruce just drowned in all of the memories that flooded over me.
patientlights: anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t
senashenta: fiction-vs-reality13: This is what it should mean to be a police officer. Everyone deserves to feel safe and protected, no matter their skin tone or cultural background. If the officers currently serving aren’t like this, then something
I’d like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologize to all my followers who aren’t from the United States. Tomorrow will not be a fun day for any of you. *cough* ‘merica *cough*
hempkitty:can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
knockoutvintagenerd: Rest in paradise Sgt Scott Lunger.💙 My Thoughts and prayers are with Hayward PD and Scott’s family today. You’ll always be remembered as a hero and never forgotten. Thank you Sgt 💙 “Family comes in many ways and like
kittenanarchy: sometimes your reason for living can be the stupidest little thing. like “i don’t want my pet to get sad because they miss me” or “i want to know how this television show ends.” and sometimes, that’s enough.
snorlaxatives: i’m still a bit upset that toy story 4 is going to be a thing because toy story 3 was just the absolute perfect ending to the toy story franchise… like there’s no reason to keep going and risk ruining this beautiful film series
rxcovered: i hate how “netflix and chill” is a sexualized phrase now like no if i ask you to come watch netflix and chill ima be in my sweatpants eating ice cream out of the container with a big spoon im not gonna fuck you
bkewing: hellyeahthomassanders: Being Shy at School Like… 🙊 by Thomas Sanders This is too real.
