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pastelannabeth: iggy azalea be like “first things first i’m the realest” as she raps in a fake southern black accent
xissakingx: victimnoises: daily reminder that all pics taken of houseguests’ northern or southern regions do not have consent and are gross!! including blogs like @bbmennude CALL HIM OUT ooo who we calling out?
beltsquid: yukiranine: morganalefays: y’all: finally the EVIL summer is over!!!!!!!! getting ready for my one true bae fall!!!!!! pumpkin spice and aesthetic here i COME!!!!!! me, a northener: me, a southerner: me, a Californian:
aloh-a-summer: ocene: milkybliss: n-ani: evanescen-t: dream body Is it a gift to be super skinny but still have a nice butt I think so could not agree more like this is literally my dream body.. im skinny but my butt is non existent :c why is
evelynsmileees: lapetitemouton: tltty: for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and
velvetqueer: uhmwillowsomething: huesosmccoy: why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that uh because “pussy” is
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
stuck-in-colder-weather: jacket—off: snuggle-fuck: donlevi511: wastingtimewishing: this is what i think being a boy is like This is exactly what it is Bahahaha, this is great! My life summed up in a gif
strictlyteen: goldenfreezeover: somethingambiguous: tltty: when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’ We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with
leviathanrose: like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
I just want a girl that won't mind being spontaneous. Like wake up one day and let's go on a road trip. Dance with me in public. Midnight drives to nowhere. Than again I want someone who doesn't mind staying in every once in awhile. Like cuddle up and
stability: theperksofbeingbeyonce: stability: Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man
moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur: themoonclockwork: maryxjanexholland: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage
paintmeabirmingham: People will pretend like they care but no would really give a shit if I died. Sure, maybe they’d be sad for a couple days but then they would be over it.
winking-skeever: Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
jaclcfrost: you could take me on a date anywhere and i’d be happy. like it could be the movie theater. or watching a movie at your house. fuck you could take me outside and we could look at clouds or climb trees i do not care as long as we hold hands
mossyoakswampdonkey: poweredbydiesel: psychara: be-cutfree-and-hope: 5weetsorrow: humanisnotsuchabadthingtobe: It’s not always girls that need to be held like this. Guys do too. They are also human. They are vulnerable and break down sometimes
ripitandgripit: thefaultinourheadcanons: emeralddarkness: ughjohnwatson: do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel
realshitrealtime: blue-sky—action:thefaultinourheadcanons: emeralddarkness: ughjohnwatson: do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show
demonskin:Sometimes I just have days where I really, really need to be reassured that people still like or want me or want to be around me and I feel bad because I can’t communicate this need to people but I know they can’t possibly instinctively
bit3yourlip: I mean who doesn’t like their ass being grabbed. Let’s be honest here.
godmuva: Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
scottish: i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and
timelady-of-221b: I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T
xheymoonx:Does anyone else have like several songs that they love but are constantly skipping because the atmosphere has to be just right and you have to be able to completely immerse yourself in it for those few minutes without any distractions
flirting-with-psychology: There should be an online forum where people post things their crush has done and other people try to determine whether it seems like the crush likes them back without having any personal bias
Interviewer: You guys have these incredible powers, would you like to switch or [have] something else as a power?Chris Evans: I wouldn’t mind being able to fly. Once you start bringing in robots and other worlds, just like man, Cap somehow needs to
realdwntomars: Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a
urieking: im at my friends house, she’s pretty rich. like really rich. but we have been friends for like 12 years. But she tells me to order pizza and that she will pay. So hell yeah ll oder pizza. She said she will be right back she has to go to the
ksg-loves-dci: annoy-mouse: justkeepswimminthrulife: tenorsquad: nastyxnate69: “Be as weird as possible running onto the field” Never not reblog. I feel like the guy on tenors was the designated driver. Nah he probably just couldn’t be that
oddly-romantic: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go
cinegasmic: shewillmove-mountains: this is literally what it’s like to be 21 honestly there’s not like a single bad line in this movie. it’s all perf.
2016 better be lit cause I've be sad broke and stressed since like 2012
wanderlust-towonderland: avoidantproblems: Getting jealous by seeing your friends interact with their friends, but not the hate-type of jealousy, but the kind where you feel like the others are so much better being friends than you are so it seems like
southernbelleinthewest: prongsmydeer: Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything
avoidantproblems: Getting jealous by seeing your friends interact with their friends, but not the hate-type of jealousy, but the kind where you feel like the others are so much better being friends than you are so it seems like your friend doesn’t
xan-scum: IMAGINE BEING SOMEONES FAVORITE PERSON LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
palm-wines: stop being friends with people you don’t really like stop following people you don’t really like stop checkin up on people you don’t really like
beyoncebeytwice: i dont mean to be dramatic but talking to someone every day for a while is really nice until that day comes when you like dont talk to them for like 24 hours and u really just feel like youre dying
stickymangoes: Anyways I wanna be in love with someone who is equally as in love with me and I don’t want it to just be love I want us to be best friends and to adore and respect each other and to fit together like puzzle pieces and tbh I have faith
thebeautysupplystore: If I like you and you like me, I have no shame. Ima be all over you. I’m kissing your face and lickin your neck and laying on you. That’s what I like in return. Don’t take your hands off me. Kiss me wherever. Tell me I’m
tiidezzandsunsetss: I want to be with someone who can treat me like we’ve been married for 40 years but still makeout with me like we are just kissing for the first time
Most annoying part of your 20's: Feeling like you're not where you should be, while everyone else SEEMS like they are.
keyess: ltc-kilgore: if you want to know how bad marriage is hitler killed himself after less then 40 hours of being married I feel like there might’ve been some other things going on in his life too, but there’s really no way to be sure
arabwife:i like being alone but i want someone to be alone with, if that makes sense
mjalti: presxge: mjalti: it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality shut up lol buy my silence
sprachtraeume:Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?
thorkihere: After being called a pest and a verming and things like that, Rocket was probably struck with love for Thor for being called sweet, if a rabbit.
beefnap: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling
tendernotion:being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week
kittyearz:ahahah wouldnt it be funny if u like. sucked my tits as a friend. and you like, bent me over and pulled my underwear down.. as a friend. and then you stick your fingers in and out my dripping hole slowly.. as a friend hahahahah
gwhost:“Be a good girl and cum.”“Cum like a good girl.”“That’s it, just like that baby.”🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺