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moriarty: i woke up from a drunk slumber to see my friend using my laptop without my permission and ive never sobered up so quickly in my life
cvstleofglass: selena gomez // sober
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electricsexdoll: Hotel beds are the best. ESD by sober-sex
fatherdaughterincest: Sometimes daddy couldn’t tell the difference between his beautiful daughter, or his lovely wife when he had drank too much. At least that’s what he always told her when he sobered up.
ilostmylovetopoetry: I drink too much I take too many drugs On some days I feel sober so I want to throw up so I can feel love again[19. July 2018]
iVoyeur It’s how I write and follow the golden rule, “write drunk edit sober”….
womanwiththemask: dahlia—noir: If I had a drink for every fuck I give I’d be one sober mother fucker, but if I had a drink for every fuck I gave about him, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.
mikaturnsup: I swear I wasn’t sober when I made this.
sixtafoua: google is like the sober friend that takes care of you
thegoodhausfrau:Hat Model! Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
poisonparadise: maxisms: If I’m making this face, it means I’m sober on #drinco de mayo.
deucebasket: in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too
kill-whitepeople: methproblem: drunk driving isnt even that bad as long as u know your limits and you still arent seeing double. i never drive sober fuck that i’m always atleast stoned
cobra-23: Time for lots of DUIs and other party related calls.Please don’t drive drunk. Just take a cab or have a sober friend drive.
mas0n-jars: coriesella:My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he
owlmylove: it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these”
ihavetofart: my boyfriends friends drunk roommate is smarter than I am sober
browneyedgummibear: I’ve never done this sober (or on video!), so be kind. Its my first butt video. I’m self conscious about it, but I’m happy with it. I know I’m all awkward in this, but hopefully the jiggle distracts yousong is Rain Dance by
computerbaby:coriesella:My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he
flowersinoctober: me sober: I’m shy me after tequila: I’m shy *my left thiddie hanging out of my top*
whysoderp: thereallifeprincess: Wine Mom x Vodka Aunt Katya is sober tho…
klefable: when ur the most sober friend in the group
browsedankmemes: Drunk AND Sober via /r/memes http://ift.tt/2xh1tqX
nuttedtwice: afghanmami: it look like this when I’m sober too Mee
veraisastoner: stoneysyd: I realized as I got older that life just sucks when you’re sober🍁 babe, i miss you so much
aabbiidd: “Everyone, sober or drunk,seeks the beloved.Every place, be it mosqueor synagogue, is the houseof love.” -HafezJamia Masjid Ghausia.Multan, Pakistan. (Instagram: aabbiidd)
bootylikepoww: Drunk boob pics? Drunk boob pics. Better than sober
ierooused: Okay yes three cheers for sweet revenge is nearly 10 years old which is fuckin crazy but it’s also gonna be (assuming he never relapsed) 10 years since Gerard got clean and sober and I think that’s fucking incredible too
ohthentic: sobered-up: MERRY CHRISTMAS // SLOVAKIA - 2015 BY JOYCE-PUDELKA Oh
melisica:“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” (The Dreamers, 2003)
llittlemissmasokissed: I would highly reccomend that you drink up little girl. I do not think neither you or I are going to want you sober for the things that I am going to do to you.
clearmind-healthybeing: dirtygirlfelt: His dick look like this sober or not shiiiiit excuse me dicks always look like this
yankeesama: vamoladokidoki: spatulasinspace: niggawitamacbook: Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers. They aren’t drunk… honey, nobody wears that outfit sober
for all of you who have been sober for 2 days or 20 years, congratulations, you're doing amazing. keep it up. i believe in you. :)
americanhighwayflower: officialdonaldrumsfeld: ashighasginger:blankkphase: Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals. Thank youuuu i thought drunk ppl cant