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sweaterweathercub: glitteringgoldie:please take a moment to learn that there is a cult in Russia that worships Gadget Hackwrench as a Goddess… …I’m too sober for this.
friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt: trilllizard666: czechs-and-holdings: whiskey-gunpowder: wtf “You can’t deprogram them.” So just, allow a sober person to keep the dog? This is the police trying to make people panic about legalization. IF YOU
qaer:cryptotheism:cryptotheism:cryptotheism:Oh. Alex Jones interviewed Kanye. I’m sure that went normally. I had low expectations but wow. r/kanye seems surprisingly sober about this whole deal. Hopefully a litmus test for Kanye’s broader
missanne: Stefani Sober by Julia Kiecksee for Superior Magazine
I got so drunk tonight that I couldn’t fucking stand and accidentally spilled some truth tea I promised I wouldn’t spill XD Now I’ve been sober for about an hour and I’m the only one awake because everyone passed the fuck out
yankeesama: vamoladokidoki: spatulasinspace: niggawitamacbook: Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers. They aren’t drunk… honey, nobody wears that outfit sober
knifecalledlust-: I’m currently not sober. Hey 🙂
underweartuesday: Two and a half weeks totally clean and sober. Feeling stronger everyday. The future looks bright for everyone except my wisdom teeth ;). - Willow I really miss Willow.
electricsexdoll: Hotel beds are the best. ESD by sober-sex
electricsexdoll: You make me like waking up.ESD by sober-sex
lalalana13: electricsexdoll: ESD by sober-sex My fav so far. Very lovely.
hittings:“Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.” The Dreamers (2003)
as-pessoas-sempre-se-vao: Demi Lovato - Sober
whiskey-dreams-sober-thoughts2:
jklind: Daisy & Monique’s interactions are mainly fan-service, and definitely non-canon… but if they did count, this is probably how things would go.Few things will get Aunt Mercy to sober up and dust off her law degree, and messing with
jhwphay:Déjà Moo // 🐮 The feeling that you’ve worn this Bull before. My second #ITSTHESHIP Onesie Party wearing the same cow, but the first time actually sober enough to take a photo! #ITSTHESHIP2018 #ITSSG18 #MOTHER5HIP . . . . . #moo #onesie
sixtafoua: google is like the sober friend that takes care of you
Want early in the day drunk answers to your asks? Now is a fun time for ask drunk alex. As a fun bonus you can also ask less drunk but still not entirely sober Paul questions.
thelilnan: possiblestoner: tatterdemalionamberite: thequantumqueer: #are you ever just like#really glad u saw something while sober#bc i have a very strong feeling that if i had watched this while i was high i would have spontaneously burst into tears
ashighasginger:blankkphase:Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals.Thank youuuu
Stone Cold Sober
recaito: this is me sober
kyttenjanae: wen u come home and u gotta act sober
doujinshi: smellsliketeenstoners: weloveshortvideos: When someone asks if I’m sober HOLY FUCK “no,uHNOW?YEA (yeah) imuhimneveruhhhhhHHhhHHHaslongagoasiooaaauhtellbeh”
Trevor Adams hunkville: “Why the fuck didn’t you try to get in my pants last night?” “I plead the 4th, but I’m sober as a knob job now!”~Shane Harris
ravnoc: incestposts: My brother came home drunk and I helped him to get his room. And that is my reward. I hope he would not discover I fuck him when he gets sober. 💦💦🍆👍
so-not-sober: Take from the side
sirsteeve: theactualcannibalkarkatvantas: xxserenityhimexx: spooky-little-wigglytuff: sherlockisthenight: goldieclemmons: bohemian-feathers: imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol imagine trying to get up these stairs sober imagine
dominantsuperiorstud: jhfic1: “You drunk yet, bro?” When I told him I was going to break in a pussyboy tonight, he assumed he was there as a witness. If he’d been sober, he might have wondered why I gave him first crack at the little bitch’s
9gag: When I see a sober guy with a drunk girl at the club
bentoverbros: jarheadtamer: We’ll talk about this Three or None when you’re sober and in Bravos instead of silkies. Trio
zodiacbaby: *talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation Always..
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
squarebee: im not to sure what i was thinking drunk korra vision doesnt look much different then sober korra vision lol XD
dragonaur:Not sure he’s entirely sober. ^_^;; I wana feel~ ;9
lol Same.
ashighasginger:blankkphase:Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals.Thank youuuu lol This is literally untrue. Though only one choice of word. But it changes
lol They do if they’re classy. ;)
in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too
OK, now that hopefully everybody has cooled off their misdirected anger, sobered up their drunken weekend and the adrenaline of the event has burned out, let’s clarify certain things shall we? Alright, then. First, to everybody blaming the UFC about
m1stermorden: ‘After a good night of partying in the DE Villa, Dean again managed to get a girl and talk her into sex. His room was far from tidy, but Ashley was far from sober. Of course, nothing goes unnoticed and a friendly voyeur took a few pictures
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whatsurdadlike: CLOUD69
when I was 25 I would wake up and be super excited cause the day was full of adventure and synthetic and natural drugs. years later im just sober and vaguely depressed.
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
pnw-amateur-pussy: scottnikipowers: iheartherasshole: scottnikipowers: A little morning bumm for you to brighten your day.. So give me a shout out for this is a very special day for me.. August 27, 2013 a year ago was the day I chosen to become sober
Liked on YouTube: “G-Eazy - Sober ft. Charlie Puth (Lyrics / Lyric Video)” https://youtu.be/8XGLAui1isc
Liked on YouTube: “AJR - Sober Up (feat. Rivers Cuomo) [OFFICIAL VIDEO]” https://youtu.be/DC_TrsY7U3A
red-r0ses: find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober - rosy/luxe blog
dragonsandcatporn: sagaciouscejai: mamasam: Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka. Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked. but when the party needed him most, he got sober. and everything changed when the stoner nation
drunken-words-are-sober-thoughts: me in 20 years
mysquirtingpussies: Sober sex means it’s serious. Watch free videos here http://bit.ly/1CcoOpH
blacksquares: entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire life… look at this color scheme…. i had no idea it was so beautiful in here…….. im very inspired by this
sandmandaddy69:
ask-teacher-cheerilee: sober-berry-punch: ask-teacher-cheerilee: leanonberger: “I can be kawaii, too!” Cheerilee stahp ; A; <3 (doodling in SAI and this came out) Tee-Hee! But I’m the most kawaii uguuu Pinchy can learn so much from
berrypunchreplies: Heh, and you think I’m flirty SOBER… Oh myyyyy~! X3
