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onmywaytonarnia: one-time-i-dreamt: one-time-i-dreamt: So I had this gigantic, monster sized dildo in my room when my mom came in and saw it. The only thing I could think to say at that moment to excuse myself was that, “It’s too big for me anyway.”
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
factsmyguy: you ever ignore someone so long like when you’re finally ready to talk to them you don’t even have a good excuse to tell them like yeah I was dead for the past 2 years but I’m alive now wassup Pretty much me
jetbag: uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me
thetrannykatemoss: ok none of these pics r kawaii but ppl wanted weight gain progress pics these make me look rly fattt lemme kno if im 2 fat e.e also plz excuse my makeup i rubbed it off and im sick QQ but ya idk I tried to include pics so u could
darthbaene: me: I’m an adult now.. It’s scientifically proven that in order to live a healthy lifestyle, you have to go to bed early. So, from now on, my ass is going to bed at 9 pm, no excuses!! Fitness for life, yeah! Sixpack, here I come biatch!also
dreamingdarkly: Someone said this would make a good gif. Please excuse the 15 or so uploads it took me to actually get the bloody thing to work. Apparently while tumblr allows up to 10mb, gif’s over a certain size are broken during upload. This
rebelsmindstate: “Ain’t Gotta Say That I Flex, Check My Biceps!, In Your Bitch Mouth Like, I’m Gossip!, That Boy Be So Fresh To Death, Bury Me In My Closet!…Don’t Make Excuse, Make Deposits!!, Ain’t Even Suppose To Be Here Boy, I Come
lesbikitten: ohhbabyy90: Sex twice over the weekend has got me so horny, please excuse the end of period mess @lesbotron69
girl-on-family: I had been looking forward to the dance but my date called with a weak excuse about a sick grandma. My brother noticed my upset mood and offered to escort me to the dance, I was so thrilled I impulsively offered to suck his cock. My
cosplaykinky: please excuse the fussy focusing camera, limited space and the sound shitting itself (my bird would not give me peace and it was A Mess). i was given some cute items and in exchange i got to dance-model them. and the lovely just so
tokofukawa:“you can’t let your mental health affect everything” sorry. my bad. i forgot that even though my mental illness is In My Brain, which does Everything for me, that’s not an excuse for my mental health affecting everything i do. so sorry.
Fuck Yeah Body Positivity: This is a little rant about body image. I know most of you won't read this, so I guess this gives me the excuse to use...
feminismandhappiness: chessys: the phrase daddy issues makes me so mad like no this isnt some ‘issue’ we have its a system of neglect and emotional incompetence thats excused and encouraged in men and then somehow reflects badly on young girls for
iridessence: browngirlblues: failingsuperhero: tormans-space: twinkvogue: theelusivebloggeur: Beyoncé - Crazy in Love go awf HERE FOR THIS Y’ALL BRTTER SLAY This just made my day WELL EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME This is so cute. I approve.
wolfyslittlekitten:For daddies and littles on a budget, Micheals has cute bows, socks, and sippy cups on sale as well as stuffies!! So daddy you have no excuse to not buy your babygirl something cute! Me and daddy were there yesterday ;A;
theuppitynegras: setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: dragonflyerjones: setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain: dynastylnoire: essence-of-ebony: dragonflyerjones: Congrats to my Grams ❗️🎓 This makes me so happy. Nobody has any excuses YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
opal776: hi! gifs! excuse the quality, I dont know why it goes so ass…if you know why or have some tips let me know!
tester1001me: I kissed her and said “I really have to go. I’m going to be late for work”She said “you want me to call my husband and give you an excuse so he won’t be mad?”
naughtylittlegirlxxxxx: Fuck that man is so good to me. excuse the noise holding the camera while fuckin is an art 😉
littlevoyeurs: the whole reason i colored that celestia picture a while ago was because i wanted to do a halo effect, but in the process of working on it i forgot that i wanted to add the halo! argh! Luckily there’s two sisters, so it gave me an excuse
sonoci: nintendos-bitch: so i was playing wind waker and i decided to throw the boomerang at a redead for no reason and it just looked at me like “excuse the fuck outta u” I much prefer the hookshot reaction myself
gayisthenewokay: i fucking hate it when parents use the excuse “we pay for your food” or “we put a roof over your head” like no shut the fuck up. I didn’t choose to be born. you have an obligation to care for me so fuck the hell off with your
clestroying: I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
firebendermaedhros: me on Cutthroat Kitchen: chef, what I’ve prepared for you today I call… I’m sorry. I don’t know what to say. I have no excuse. I am so sorry.
slygirlboy:im so hungry i could eat a h *looks at large horse in my room who has been waiting for an excuse to stomp me to death* human. i could eat a human
gay-erotic-art: rca-pwnage: anewlifeanewway: feathers-theangel: 1los: Hold Close - IngridTan excuse you did you just make me cry over a flame and a drop of water True love This is so beautiful! And now for a series that’s off topic. Ever since
doodlehobbit: Good morning tumblr, and happy Friday! Time to get fit and take control! Woke up at 6 am to hit the gym before work today, so what’s your excuse? 😜 Here’s some of the men that help motivate me to better myself every day (and not
jeizun:your fave is problematic: megets jealous when my friends talk about other friendswants someone to treat me badly so i can have an excuse to fight someoneignores people but gets offended when no one makes an effort to talk to mewill probably assume
last-heroine: You were sent to me from Wonderland. this is so gay and cheesy and i have no bloody excuse /ugly laughter/ /lies head in hands/
I literally don’t even know why this is suddenly bothering me so much tbh and likeit’s getting a lot harder to find excuses to not self harm
internetexplorers: I hate how sexualised young girls are in anime it bothers me so much like just because it’s animation doesn’t excuse how pedophilic it is
deadzeppelis: I got bored and threw on an old cosplay I’ve been itching to wear but didn’t have an excuse to so enjoy some lame webcam pics of me as Ursula Also yeah I only painted my face lilac because lazy.