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I can’t believe I used to think sex was boring. I wasted so many years avoiding sex and making excuses before my little brother seduced me. He showed me the way. I guess it makes sense too, he was always the smart one, getting rich fast and moving
attagoodboy: Auntie had a thing for young boys and she always found an excuse to get me to visit her. Once I was inside her house, she locked the door and wouldn’t let me go before she had milked me so many times that my usually very full balls was
I was out with friends having dinner and drinks on Saturday night when I received this text. Of course I made up a phony excuse and drove home so I could finish her homework by midnight. I’m so pathetic! Ironic that the homework she had me doing
I make your asks an excuse to draw me fighting with…me #slapped her so hard she became transparent woops
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blackjrxiii: This one took me a while because I wanted some variation in this one and so that’s why it took me so long to finish this one. Please excuse the little bit of clipping in some area’s and webmshare is lower quality because the clip is
what-turns-me-0n: Did someone say submissions? O3O Excuse the chubby tummy ~G (post it please uwu) Why should I have to excuse it, your tummy is terrific! Thanks so much for the submission! I never get nearly enough female submissions
billyguitar77:xxladyniobexx: This is from my favorite porno of all time. I have found it and posted it before…so it is on my blog somewhere, this is just so fantastic to me. I love it. So fucking dirty and hot and taboo and naughty. Ugh….excuse
mad0uleurexquise: I had a boyfriend who would give me a look when we were out I was public, and I knew the look meant, “excuse yourself so we can go tall I’m private so I can punish you for something”. He’d ask me why I said or did something
idontwanttocheat: Why settle for that skinny bitch of a wife who only offers bones and sad excuse for titties?!? I can offer you so much more!! I mean look at me…..Let me show that we work well in all parts of your life….not just the office.
This makes me want to be a lil foal again. SO that I have an excuse for sucking on these fine tits. *mouth watering* I bet you give great milk… wha… what the hell is wrong with me.
satanicdoki:Please excuse how messy my clothes are but Harun really wanted me to show y'all this picture he forced me to take. He’s like “HOW DO THOSE SHORTS EVEN FIT. DO YOU SEE YOUR ASS? HOW IS AN ASS SO HUGE OH MY GOD” while flailing around.
msjewbooty: when i was in 5th grade a boy liked me but i thought he was annoying, so on the playground he tried to ask me to be his girlfriend and i said no and i had to think of an excuse so i started hugging a tree and i told him the tree was my
lesbiananti: aaizawaa: aaizawaa: bye i hate the sexualization of underage japanese girls so much i hate it with every fiber of my being it gave so many people a shitty excuse to treat me badly in the past like anyone who likes ‘‘‘‘‘lo/licon’’’’
darkflamedmerkitten: manosukenaitou: reznorsbrat: aaizawaa: lesbiananti: aaizawaa: aaizawaa: bye i hate the sexualization of underage japanese girls so much i hate it with every fiber of my being it gave so many people a shitty excuse to treat me
Neil totally likes me :)He’ll come to my office and find some excuse to talk to me. He is not in my department. He doesn’t even try to make it work-related 😆 The other day it was to see what I got at the food court.It makes me so happy.
totallyfuckingfetch: Queensugarbutt x x This is so adorable 😍 I think it’s time some girls send me cute submissions (and you’re all cute so there’s no excuse) 👑
manosukenaitou: reznorsbrat: aaizawaa: lesbiananti: aaizawaa: aaizawaa: bye i hate the sexualization of underage japanese girls so much i hate it with every fiber of my being it gave so many people a shitty excuse to treat me badly in the past like
goopy-amethyst: manosukenaitou: reznorsbrat: aaizawaa: lesbiananti: aaizawaa: aaizawaa: bye i hate the sexualization of underage japanese girls so much i hate it with every fiber of my being it gave so many people a shitty excuse to treat me badly
blacklongfellow: My sister lost her apartment, so she been staying with me and my son, Lewis. With her there in the apartment all the damn time, I can’t get Lewis’ booty like I want. So, I make up some excuse for Lewis and I to go and run an “errand.”
bethanygryffindor: fruitcrocs:one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with an excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns out
zortiac: I opened the door to find a strange scary looking guy who pushed me and went in, he was so scary I didn’t protest, my fiance came to save me “oh! Matt this is Brine, he is my ex”, “this is it? this is the little excuse of a man you’re
ask-wiggles:The wink Sombra gave in the most recent update just gave me this weird magical girl feel for some reason…So… this happened. Enjoy. *runs off*————————————-Aaahaahhaa omg this is so (and excuse the pun) MAGICAL. Especially
martinipols: #it sort of messes me up how he just lets pepper go at first#even though he was so clearly waiting for an excuse to go with her#like#it fucks me up that he would have stayed there in the lab even thought he didn’t want to#if pepper hadn’t
kingsiha: ok i told myself i’d get at least one appreciation piece out amongst my commissions ;_; i’ve never fully painted vivienne so this was a perfect excuse…. i love her sO much….. thank u xscemesx for helping me w color and design!! commission
dirtysadisticbastard: I love a cunt who knows what she wants. This is a bit presumptuous and demanding but I’d excuse it because it makes me so very fucking hard. Even so I’d turn her over, push her face into the carpet and call her a damn sight
bewbchan: dot-in-the-paradox: bewbchan: dot-in-the-paradox: @bewbchan‘s birthday came up recently, so that gave me an excuse/reminder to draw Zeezee, who’s design I’ve liked a lot for a long while ahh!! thank you so much this is amazing!!! ;;w;;
haha shoot me into the fucking sun, it took me more effort to send it than to actually make it hahaaaaaa (and i can only send one at a time >:‘V)alright so here’s the first one, excuse the weird anatomy ;u; (1/3) holy shit. holy fuckin g shit.
sarcastic-clapping: me: [doing something unhealthy] my brain: u shouldn’t do that me: i’m sad so it’s ok. i need this. i deserve this. my brain: you’re sad literally every day and u use that as an excuse literally every day me: [continuing to
notnumbersix: life-love-no-excuses:her-gift-his-honor: daddyandhislolo: this made me very happy i think a lung collapsed from laughing so hard! This is FABULOUS I have you now! This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
arseniccupcakes:kidmusclefan:arseniccupcakes:I want an excuse to be jasmine again. It makes me so happy to be a princess Woooow. You look so pretty. Amazing job on the cosplay. aww thanks! I’m still really proud of how it turned out
birdbian: fictional man: so you see.. the reason why I’m so gritty and stubbly and arrogant.. my secret backstory.. me: ur wife died and you blame yourself fictional man: the stunning plot twist that reveals - perhaps excuses? - my unlikable nature…
bustysister: I can’t believe I used to think sex was boring. I wasted so many years avoiding sex and making excuses before my little brother seduced me. He showed me the way. I guess it makes sense too, he was always the smart one, getting rich fast
milfman51: My Mom likes to send me videos of her masterbating in my bed when I’m out with my girlfriend. Then she texts me “Wish you were here so I can feel your cock inside me”. I usually make up some excuse to my girlfriend and tell her I have
bluepixieghost: “Shhhh, I know you like me based on how hard you are so don’t give me any excuses. I love my husband but he can’t fuck me well enough and I swear he is shooting blanks. Please knock me up in place of your best friend.”
bethanygryffindor:fruitcrocs:one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with an excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns out
paganjoys: wifespantyboy: ppsperv: Well, my 3 1/2” pathetic excuse was made for the frilliest, satiny, ultra-fem panties, so that’s what I keep her in. Mine’s one of them… so pretty and tasty in pink. Bows say “kiss me here”
spirkism:Well, so apparently today is trans day of visibility so I actually got an excuse to show off my weird face (can you actually see me? or does my natural pan invisibility prevent that? lemme know!)
freddie-twerkury:fruitcrocs:one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with an excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns out my
superouijahutjr: fruitcrocs: one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with an excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns out
fruitcrocs:one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with an excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns out my acting was so good
fruitcrocs: one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with an excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns out my acting was so
daddydoesntloveyou: At dinner my daughter excused herself to go to the bathroom. Seconds later my phone vibrated and I saw this from her: “Make an excuse and come fuck me Daddy! Your little girl is so horny and wet for your cock Daddy! Please Daddy
sft425: bethanygryffindor:fruitcrocs:one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with an excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns
starfishgolden: agoodsexmous: Mom hates to go camping so it’s a good excuse for me and dad to use so we can be gone for a whole week and do nothing but fuck
yummum109: This is another attempt at a longer story so please excuse my mistakes. I wrote it after i couldnt fit my story into a gif format…so here we go. Holiday Weight by Me (YumMum109) My Mom had put on a fair few pounds over the holidays this
freakyfuck:Take me skinny dipping as an excuse to get me naked so you can grope me and feel me up and use me to get yourself off
moneyman4u2: so my GF is out of town for the week…. and my ex FWB has her boyfriend text her to get clearence for me to go out tonight…. My GF tells him yes…. He texts me and tells me about it…and i have no excuse for not going out since i don’t